Jenna Jameson Virginal
"At the height of my career, we released two [movies] a year. I seriously have had less mileage than most women."
Strippers Pole Dancers and Golf
2009/11/16
2009/11/5
Fridays I Play Golf
Eileen and her husband Bob went for counseling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking Eileen to stand, embraced her, unbuttoned her blouse and bra, put his hands on her breasts and massaged them thoroughly, while kissing her passionately as her husband Bob watched with a raised eyebrow! Eileen shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat down while basking in the glow of being highly aroused..
The therapist turned to Bob and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?' Bob thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf.
2009/10/24
Jesse Jane Porn Star
Jesse Jane seen leaving Els' hotel .. very happy
2009/10/17
Who's Mounting Who?
OBVIOUSLY THE LIBERAL democrat Is ON THE RIGHT
2009/9/29
2009/9/27
Megan Fox Screws Ernie Els Video
Actually an instructional video for replacing golf shoe spikes
2010 Economic Stimulus
Sometime this year, we taxpayers may again receive an Economic Stimulus payment.
This is a very exciting new program. I will explain it using the Q and A format:
Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q.. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.Below is some h elpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China ..
If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.
If you purchase a computer, it will go to India .
If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala .......
If you buy a car, it will go to Japan .
If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan . If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
Instead, keep the money in America by:
1 spending it at yard sales, or
2 going to ball games, or
3 spending it on prost itutes, or
4 beer or
5 tattoos.
(These are the only American businesses still operating in the US .)
I'm going to go to a ball game and drink beer with a tattooed prostitute that I met at a yard sale!
2009/9/10
Traveling Salesman
A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door. It's opened by a little ten year-old boy who has a lighted cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other and a Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm.
Salesman: "Hello son. Is your mom or dad home ?"
Little boy: "What the f**k do you think?"
2009/8/2
Woud You Do Jenna Jameson?
If Lucy Pinder wasn't available, sure
2009/7/27
Below is a picture of the Pont Neuf Bridge in Paris completed in 1604
It is the oldest bridge In Paris and took 26 years to build It was completed in 1604
My apologies. Over the past few yearsI have posted some inappropriate pictures and jokes for the benefit of friends who I thought shared the same sense of humor. Unfortunately this wasn't the case and I seem to have upset quite a few people who have accused me of being sexist and shallow..
If you were one of these people, please accept my sincerest apologies. From now on I will only create posts with a cultural or educational content such as old monuments, nature and other interesting topics.
