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2006/11/30

An Oklahoma Liberal - a Day From the Diary

@ 07:57 PM (35 months, 22 days ago)

 

Thursday November 30, 2006:  "I suck and I am sick and tired of being a liberal.  What is the matter with me?"

 

Since you asked...for starters get your picture off the internet

YEEEEEEWWWWWWW

 

 

Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria on the Prowl or Engaged

@ 07:53 PM (35 months, 22 days ago)

 

Actress Eva Longoria, who plays a divorcee on the prowl on the hit television drama "Desperate Housewives," is engaged to marry her basketball star boyfriend Tony Parker, her spokeswoman said on Thursday.

The over under on this marriage is 8 months.

That sure as hell doesn't look

like Tony Parker

Does he know about this?

 

 

 

2006/11/24

Post Thanksgiving Priorities

@ 10:01 PM (35 months, 28 days ago)

 

A liberal (Ted Kennedy for example) would not have gone back for his wife.  A liberal would complain at his wife's funeral that the fire department did not arrive soon enough.

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2006/11/20

What a liberal bunch of baloney

@ 08:16 AM (36 months, 3 days ago)

 

Below are pasted in some liberal talking points written no doubt be a robot trained only in liberal talking points.  Let's see the liberals send Murtha to jail.  Clinton himself has been convicted for perjury.  Crooked politicians exist on both sides of the aisle.  The baloney below could have been written by Pelosi and probably the writer only copied and pasted what Pelosi said to.  Indepedent thought is a virtue and it is sad that the author what appears below lacks it.  The Kennedy's are convicted murders and serial boozers.  That's a fact.  The baloney below contains innuendos and falsehoods stated as fact.  The author is in fantasy land

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Face it, liberals are a minority and always will be, cry all you want

 

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nazi liberal

 

Here is the liberal baloney in it's unadultered 'glory'

"Some people think the Democrats got elected because they promised investigations.
 
Other people think the Democrats got elected because they would start working on important issues such as minimum wage, fixing the Medicare drug program, stem cell research and other popular issues.
 
I say let them do both--just stop short of letting the extreme Lefties draw up impeachment articles. That would be such a waste of valuable time and money .. anyway, they might get a rude awakening if they bring them up for a vote.
 
The investigations will be the Republicans' own dang fault...payback for all that time they were in power and shoved oversight responsibilities under the rug...and shut the Democrats out of all decision-making.
 
Yep, the Democrats need to investigate alright.. to show the people how corrupt  Republicans really were/are.
 
But Democrats need to conduct these investigations with as much bipartisan support as they can muster, so it doesn't look like a partisan witch hunt. You know, like the ones the Republicans have done in the last 12 years.
 
A good place to start--Cheney's initial energy policy committee meetings. Was the invasion of Iraq discussed and planned at those secret meetings? (There's a law which requires the disclosure of non-federal advisors--the 1972 Federal Advisory Committee Act provides rules/regs that committees should operate "in the sunshine" and reports be open and available to the public.) Was Iraq invaded in order to award its oil fields to our national oil companies?
 
People want answers about the billions of dollars looted from the US Treasury by war profiteers...they want to find out where that money went. They could name the investigating committee after Harry Truman, who did the same during World War II. That was his claim to fame, and it got him elected Vice President and therefore President.
 
Follow the money. If the Republicans whine, it will look like they are trying to cover up theft from the taxpayers.
 
Indeed, we need a FULL accounting of money spent on Iraq reconstruction, of the use of contractors and privatization of the military. Especially no-bid contracts given to Halliburton, Titan, CACI, et al. They are costly and incestuous and helped create the chaos we now see in Iraq.
 
Signing statements! We need to test the constitutionality of presidential signing statements, which Bush believes relieve him from enforcing laws he doesn't like .. laws that were passed by Congress.
 
Investigate what the hell went on in those 400-plus Abramoff meetings/contacts with Administration officials and the White House.
 
And Katrina. Voters want to know why a post-Katrina, 1/2 billion contract for emergency trailers was awarded to a subsidiary of Fairmont homes with no public notice or competition...when federal law expressly prohibits trailers being located in flood plains. Include a chapter on where those trailers are now.
 
And the list goes on.....
 
But hey--the Republicans spent over $100 million investigating Bill Clinton's sex life. So what if Clinton lied about having sex with a consenting adult? Who was harmed and what did his foolishness cost the American taxpayer? The Bush administration lies have cost tens of thousands of lives and billions of our tax dollars and not a dang thing has been done to ride herd on them!
 
Boy, it must be tough to be a Republican these days .. always waving their little fists and promising they'll find equitable demons on the other side. Bring it on I say, if one of my party turns out to be a crook, hang 'im from the highest tree!
 
Unlike the Republicans, who kept our taxpayer dollars flowing into the pockets of Rep. Bob Ney (R-OH) a month after he pled guilty to selling his votes. Why wasn't he out of there immediately?
 
In the end, the GOP was simply pursuing power for it's own sake .. and it finally caught up to them. Bring back the real Conservatives, get rid of this gaggle of extremist loons, the reich-wing talk shows...the all-war-all-the-time neo-cons...the political religionists who are dragging this country down.
 
The Bush koolaid drinkers have defended this administration all this time and must be pained by what they see as their fantasy unravels...to find out that many of the upstanding members of the Family Values crowd are closeted homosexuals and serial philanderers who strangle their mistresses .. when they are not doing drugs with whores and teenagers. The very same gang who were trying to LEGISLATE our morality.
 
Hell, even Rush Limbaugh apologized for carrying water for these guys.
 
This isn't about right or left,  it's about right and wrong.
 
 
It is about right and wrong and the above diatribe is wrong
 

2006/11/19

Hoyer says Murtha Investigation to Begin in February 2007

@ 09:41 PM (36 months, 3 days ago)

 

 

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                          Murtha's attempt to copy Tip O'Neill fails miserably                                         

Google - Advertisement of 2006 Winner

@ 12:53 PM (36 months, 3 days ago)

 

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2006/11/17

Abortion Reduction Strategy Unveiled by Conservatives and Moderates

@ 10:12 PM (36 months, 5 days ago)

 

Logic says there are too many foreign adoptions.  Logic says that Americans vastly prefer to adopt American babies.

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Adoption on demand replaces abortion on demand.

* Not available in Oklahoma until average IQ increases

2006/11/16

Oklahoma Liberals Learn to Shut Up

@ 08:25 PM (36 months, 6 days ago)

 

OK Conservatives found a piercing parlor that specialized in liberal piercings:

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Available for use in additional states.

2006/11/15

Oklahoma Life Style - Living Large

@ 10:24 PM (36 months, 7 days ago)

 

Nestled among a true Southern town full of hospitality and cosmopolitan flavor, Loser Blue Trailer Park offers a warm, western welcome to all RV travelers. A friendly staff and a beautifully landscaped park awaits your arrival. After your long day of traveling, you'll enjoy the peace and quiet of Loser Blue Trailer Park. You'll find spacious sites and fun activities, as well as a convenient proximity to the vibrant and diverse culture of Tulsa. Whether you come for the cowboys and classical ballet that Tulsa offers, or you just need a home base while you explore the area, Loser Blue Trailer Park is the perfect place to start your Oklahoma vacation!

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Loser Blue Trailer Park features several fun activities for everyone in the family. The recreation room offers arcade games and billiards, as well as a comfortable sitting area ideal for playing cards or board games. You can bring the kids to the large playground and enjoy an Oklahoma afternoon while they play. During a hot summer day you can bring a book and find some shade as there are many trees adorning the park. Have some old-fashioned fun with a game of horseshoes or play some basketball.

The area surrounding Loser Blue Trailer Park is a mix of rich culture, engaging history and a dynamic nightlife. There are several nature centers and parks along the Arkansas River that offer recreation and education, or visit the Tulsa Zoo and see a wide variety of animals. The Tulsa area offers two city public golf courses with 36 holes and lovely amenities. If you enjoy art, Tulsa has more than five art museums, as well as several facilities for the orchestra, ballet, and theater. A drive through the historic areas reveals vintage mansions and tree-lined neighborhoods. In addition to all this, you have terrific dining and excellent shopping.

When you stay at Loser Blue Trailer Park you can have the best of both worlds: a pristine and quiet park with the finest in RV living, and the convenience of a large city nearby. Your friendly hosts will make sure that you are comfortable and everything meets your needs and approval. What are you waiting for? Pack up the RV and start relaxing at Mingo RV Park.

2006/11/12

Guess the Blog Authored By Game

@ 05:04 PM (36 months, 10 days ago)

 

What blog is authored by THIS PERSON?

Complaints of Oklahoma Liberal Democrats

@ 05:01 PM (36 months, 10 days ago)

 

Found at:  Democrats of Oklahoma

Welcome to Oklahoma Democrats! Here we will try to provide you with the latest updates and news regarding our candidates for office. Further, we hope to provide you with a new source of information regarding Democrat politics.

As most of you know, we are currently facing an awful administration that has steadfastly opposed terrorists' rights, kept taxes low, protected us from further terrorist attack, further restricted the rights of people to abort their unborn baby (Oops, I mean "fetus"), and enhanced the economy beyond what we imagined was possible just 5 and 1/2 years ago during a recession that started while Clinton was in office. For us Democrats, this is an outrage!

If you think the situation is bad on the national level, things are even worse here in Oklahoma. Ever since Republicans took control of the State House for the first time in decades, the roads and bridges we neglected during our stranglehold on Oklahoma government are being repaired and have a secure source of funding, teacher pay is rising quickly, taxes are being lowered, the economy is booming, and unborn children now have more protections than ever before! Absurd, if you ask us!

And now we are in danger of losing the State Senate for the first time in history. Given the Republican record of lowering our taxes and promoting Oklahoma values, we can't let this stand. Just imagine if Republicans controlled the legislature with DINO Brad Henry in the Governor's Mansion. It would be chaos.

Typical Oklahoma liberal democrat

@ 04:54 PM (36 months, 10 days ago)

 

Welcome.
Oklahoma Secrets
Welcome to OklahomaSecrets.com, exposing Insurance Commissioner Kim Holland's unethical, unprofessional, and unqualified record while serving Oklahomans.

UPDATED: Click here to read an open letter to Kim Holland from a concerned citizen who visited the Oklahoma Secrets website.

Read the tort claim and see the exhibibits against Kim Holland's unethical practices.


Unethical


Kim Holland has said that she will fire any Insurance Commission employee that accepts so much as "a cup of coffee" from a company regulated by the Commission, but she has accepted tens of thousands of dollars in campaign contributions from out of state insurance executives. Click here to learn about Kim Holland's unethical double standard and tell her to give the money back.

Unprofessional


From allowing her staff to campaign on state time to charging taxpayers for her mileage on her personal vehicle, Kim Holland's performance as Insurance Commissioner can be described as unprofessional at best. Click here to learn more about the unprofessional Insurance Commission under Kim Holland's leadership and ask her to change.

Unqualified


Kim Holland creates new positions for her campaign cronies and doesn't have the education required to even get a job at the Insurance Commission. Click here to read about how Kim Holland's record shows she is unqualified and tell her to put an end to her double standards.

Oklahoma Liberal Goals

@ 04:52 PM (36 months, 10 days ago)

 

Democrats of Oklahoma

Higher Taxes, Abortion on Demand, and Retreat from the War on Terror... Go Democrats!

What Are Oklahoma Liberals Missing?

@ 04:48 PM (36 months, 10 days ago)

 

What Oklahoma Conservatives Have....duh

2006/11/10

dnc and liberals ARE Jokes 24 / 7

@ 09:44 PM (36 months, 12 days ago)

 

GEORGE SOROS - MASTER PUPPETEER - PELOSI & REID

Soros has added ventriloquist to his additional talents as a puppeteer and fool

 

 NANCY PELOSI - 'PIN' HEAD

pelosi's pin head was kept in the bag until AFTER the election

 

Nice black and white photo of Tiny and Miss Vicki taken in the early 70's.

liberal fool shown with her 'man'

 

2006/11/8

Rumsfeld is a Babe Magnet

@ 08:21 PM (36 months, 14 days ago)

 

Rummy may not be the Secretary of Defense anymore, but he will have more time to cruise for women.

DONALD RUMSFELD AND DOLLY PARTON

Don can also sing like Sinatra...a little known fact

2006/11/7

Cheney for President in 2008

@ 09:04 PM (36 months, 15 days ago)

 

Where could anyone find an individual more qualified, one who has selflessly served his country for decades.  In two years, America will be so sick of democrats, voters will seek a true hero.

Dick Cheney, true American Patriot

2006/11/5

New Voicemail Message for Real Americans

@ 07:16 PM (36 months, 17 days ago)

 

 I set up a new voice mail message you may want to consider using too:

"Good morning, welcome to America"


"Press "1" if you speak English."


"Press "2" to disconnect until you can."

2006/11/4

democrats Think American Voters Are People to Be Pissed and Shit On

@ 10:12 PM (36 months, 18 days ago)

 

John Kerry said it out loud about what democrats and liberals think about the military.  What the liberal democrats don't say out loud (yet) is what they really think of the American people.

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John Kerry the Joker

@ 05:19 PM (36 months, 18 days ago)

 

Conan is no longer Leno's named successor.  Based on his comedic expertise, Kerry is now the frontrunner.

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2006/11/1

John Kerry - RNC Mole

@ 06:38 PM (36 months, 21 days ago)

 

It's one thing that the lying flip flopper tanked his own election.  Tanking the whole democrat party's election is another.

Even though Teresa has tons of money she keeps him on a tight lease because he is such a dope.  To get more money, he has hooked up with a bag man from the RNC and does whatever he is told.  What a dope.


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