Ernie Els Scoffs at Losers

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1. Loser Blue?

   Comment by Dugg— 2006/11/12 @ 07:44 PM — (Reply)

2. That could be close but I don't think it's the one. Another guess?

   Comment by Barry G.— 2006/11/12 @ 07:46 PM — (Reply)

3. Could it be a woman who knows Frank Feldman?
   
   A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."
   
   Passenger: "Who?"
   
   Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right - all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."
   
   Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."
   
   Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."
   
   Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."
   
   Cabbie: "There's more... He had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right."
   
   Passenger. "Wow, some guy then."
   
   Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake."
   
   Passenger. "Mmm, there's not many like him around."
   
   Cabbie: "And, he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - he was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."
   
   Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"
   
   Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank."
   
   Passenger: "Then how do you know so much about him?"
   
   Cabbie: "I married his @#%$ widow."

   Comment by Ron R.— 2006/11/12 @ 10:05 PM — (Reply)

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[ Top level ] #1: Dugg on 2006/11/12 04:44 PM#2: Barry G. on 2006/11/12 04:46 PM#3: Ron R. on 2006/11/12 07:05 PM — reply to this comment.

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