Ernie Els Scoffs at Losers

ERNIE BEING ERNIE

2006/12/19

Greek Island Yacht Cruise

@ 08:35 PM (19 months, 8 days ago)

 

If my articles are less frequent and or my comments on other artlcles seem mellow, I am posting from the front deck eyeing that scantily clad woman.

 

Conservatives Only Cruise

The only liberals aboard are the waiters and maids.

 

Comment(s) »

  1. When the women are totally naked and drunk and I may send a TV crew over. Maybe a few missile launchers and you can take a quick junket through the Persion gulf.

    Comment by Howard Stern— 2006/12/19 @ 10:08 PM — (Reply)

  2. Excuse me Ernie, that looks a hell of lot like my smaller boat. What the f*** are you up to?

    Comment by Barry G.— 2006/12/19 @ 10:28 PM — (Reply)

  3. well its MY BOAT and its called the "fore deck" where "scantilly clad" is everyday and the "martini's" are always "SHAKEN NOT STIRRED"..........da dit da da da da da

    Comment by aza spade— 2006/12/20 @ 03:20 PM — (Reply)

  4. Is that Barry hitting golf balls off the stern?

    Comment by Millard Fillmore— 2006/12/20 @ 07:57 PM — (Reply)

  5. Bad news Dugg. It still freezes. You are partially right Millard. It IS me on the stern with a driver, however I am teeing up and smacking muslim heads.

    Comment by Barry G.— 2006/12/20 @ 08:10 PM — (Reply)

  6. I think it is .....wait , damn spilt my drink, Can I get another drink over here Katrinia schropova ???

    Comment by jim— 2006/12/20 @ 08:34 PM — (Reply)

  7. Yeah hon, another round for me and my buddy Ted please. By "round" I mean six for Ted and a Shirley Temple for me.

    Comment by Ernie Els— 2006/12/20 @ 08:52 PM — (Reply)

  8. WOW...Last night on the "BOAT" was a real BLAST !!! I was throwin back some really good drinks when I spilt mine and "SHARINA" poured me another (WOW SHE WAS GREAT TOO ! ) and another and another,Last thing I remember was all the golf balls having been used and Barry was telling ernie that he (barry) was sure if ernie swam hard enough he could get back some of the balls that were within reach ???? I hope no one drownt....

    Comment by jim— 2006/12/21 @ 10:30 AM — (Reply)

  9. you mean Maria Scharapova????

    Comment by aza spade— 2006/12/21 @ 11:34 AM — (Reply)

  10. Ya Maria... Thats it.....Where did I get Katrinia ????..Oh well Dont hold it against me MARIA......You KNOW I still love ya !!!!!!!!!

    Comment by jim— 2006/12/21 @ 12:01 PM — (Reply)

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