Ernie Els Scoffs at Losers

ERNIE BEING ERNIE

2007/1/24

State of the Union Address Praised by More than 75% of the Viewing Public

@ 02:21 PM (19 months, 5 days ago)

 

Very interesting that even CNN would release that poll result.

Of course there are unhappy with their lousy lives liiberals who can claim that the sky isn't blue, clouds aren't white and that on clear nights there are stars in the sky.  Take a look at the crap this jackass wrote (in the appropriate blue) and the truthful corrections that follow:

Here's one recap of the president's State of the Union address:
1. The New Equation in Iraq: Fight All Muslims, Everywhere, All the Time  A COMPLETE FABRICATION.  ALL THE DEMOCRATS, NANCY PELOSI INCLUDED APPLAUDED THE PRESIDENT'S ASSERTIONS THAT THE US WILL FIGHT TERRORISTS WHERE THEY ARE RATHER THAN IN THE US.

2. Balanced Budget Baloney  WAS IT BALONEY WHEN PRESIDENT CLINTON PLANNED TO DO IT?  THE STATISTICS ABOUT DEFICIT REDUCTION OVER THE LAST 3 YEARS ARE FACTUAL.

3. Health Care on Life Support  DEMOCRATS, HILLARY AND PELOSI INCLUDED STOOD AND APPLAUDED THE PRESIDENT'S HEALTH CARE PLAN.

4. Border Disorder  SEE COMMENT TO #3 ABOVE

5. No Private School Left Behind  WRONG AGAIN.  NO SCHOOL OR CHILD CONTINUES TO BE LEFT BEHIND.  VOUCHER SYSTEM REMAINS IN THE POSSIBLE MIX.

6. Flipping on Energy Conservation  EVERY PRESIDENT SINCE 1970 HAS CONSISTENTLY SUPPORTED ENERGY CONSERVATION, PRESIDENT BUSH HAS BEEN CONSISTENT SINCE ELECTED.

7. No Flopping on Global Warming  LOOK OUT YOUR WINDOW YOU LIBERAL JACKASS.  EVERY PERSON ON EARTH WITH HALF A BRAIN (YOU DON'T QUALIFY WITH 10% OF A BRAIN) CAN SEE FOR THEMSELVES.

8. Black Allies in the Gallery, Not on the Floor  WRONG AGAIN LIAR.  J. C. WATTS, CONDI RICE FOR STARTERS, RANGEL EVEN STOOD AND APPLAUDED SEVERAL TIMES YOU LYING JACKASS.

9. Use the Troops for cover  HELLO JACKASS, EVERY PRESIDENT EVEN BILL CLINTON IS THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF.

10. No Red Meat for Red Staters 
NO COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE SPEECH FOR RIGHT WING CONSERVATIVES LIAR.
 
 
Bush's speech was subdued .. rather lifeless. Even he looked bored.  CNN CORRESPONDENTS, YOUR OFFICIAL SPOKESMEN IMMEDIATELY GAVE THE SPEECH HIGH MARKS AND PRAISED THE PRESIDENT'S DELIVERY.
 
Letterman said the speech was so boring that Pelosi and Cheney were making out. Can't wait for Jon Stewart's review.  LIKE YOU BOTH ARCH LIBERALS HAD ALREADY WRITTEN WHAT THEY HAD TO SAY PRIOR TO THE SPEECH BEING GIVEN.
 
To amuse myself, I imagined that Bush was Charlie McCarthy and Cheney was sitting behind him pulling strings .. that way Dick has of talking out of the side of his mouth would make him a good ventriloquist ..  THE TRUTH IS YOU AMUSED YOURSELF BY NOT WATCHING THE SPEECH AT ALL AND WATCHING A PORNO DVD INSTEAD.
 
There were only two exciting moments the entire night--first, when they did that zoom in on Condi Rice's scary evil-eye scowl .. and second, Sen. Jim Webb. He was amazing. he was presidential .. and gave a damn good speech too. Sometimes you forget what someone intelligent and thoughtful sounds like.  JIM WEBB IS AN ANGRY MADMAN AND MADE THE DEMOCRATS LOOK STUPID FOR PICKING HIM.  AFTER HIS 1ST TERM HE WON'T EVEN BE ELECTED AS DOG CATCHER.  ALSO APPLIES TO THE CRAP IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING.
 
I like that Webb respects our military. Those brave men and women put their lives on the line for us .. and have the right to expect in return that the government they serve should use sound judgment and common sense and not abuse their service.
 
It was nice that Bush made a big deal over Pelosi being the first woman to be seated behind a president during the SOTU. Then I got to thinking that taking over 200 years to make this happen was not actually something to be proud of. 
 
Erase the deficit in 5 years? The look on Hillary's face was priceless...  THE REMAINING 50 % JACKASS.  HILLARY HAD A SOURPUSS ON ALL NIGHT AND WILL DO THE SAME DURING HER PRIMARY OPPONENTS SPEECHS AND COMMENTS WHILE THEY KICK HER FAT ASS IN DEBATES.  SHE DIDN'T WEAR THE SOURPUSS WHEN HER HUSBAND MADE HIS GRANDIOSE PROMISES AND GARGARTUAN LIES. 
 
I guess the Big Easy has been passed off as someone else's problem.
 
And Bush didn't once mention the sanctity of marriage .. or flag burning. That must have really been tough on the right-wing evangelicals .. no pet 'values' issues mentioned .. no protections for flags or fetuses or stem cells.
 
He wants to tax employer based healthcare. This is a tax increase for a good majority of people. Tax on health insurance may just do the trick in ticking off the last of the middle class Republicans who still support him. Wonder what they said about it on Faux News?
 
It was kind of creepy how he kept mentioning Iran .. in the same way he mentioned Iraq and yellow cake in 2003. That guy is lethal to those in the military. You don't send several aircraft carriers half-way around the world for nothing.
 
One morning next Spring we'll probably wake up to hear that "a border incident" forced us to launch the 188th on Tehran...
 
Most obnoxious line--"This is not the fight we entered in Iraq, but it is the fight we are in." Who wrote that one for him, Rummy?
 
Bush really is clueless. He still thinks the whole Iraq deal will turn itself around and he'll be vindicated and his critics will be wrong .. and he'll go into the history books as the greatest president of the modern era.
 
Mrs. Cheney did not look too happy .. probably all that good news coming from the first day of Scooter Libby's trial. I can't wait for the testimony to start .. the opening arguments have been so much fun. I am rooting for Scooter BTW .. no way should he take the fall for Rove.
 
I thought the Subway guy was awesome .. but he should have gotten a lifetime bus/subway pass instead of a one year deal. He's George's new black friend .. since they might be getting ready to throw Condi under the train.
 
Scariest thought all night--they had Attorney General Alberto Gonzales squirreled away somewhere so that, if the Capitol's roof collapsed and wiped out the President, VP, Speaker, President Pro Tem, and the rest of the cabinet, Gonzales would become our prez.
 
And if you were playing a drinking game where you had to chug every time the camera showed Hillary with a pissed look on her face .. boy, you must be hung over this morning.
 
THE LAST FEW LINES ABOVE SPEAK FOR THEMSELVE AND NEED SO SPECIAL COMMENTARY.  ALL IN ALL A SAD SACK OF LIBERAL LIES THAT WERE MADE UP PRIOR TO THE SPEECH.  IT MUST BE PATHETIC TO LIVE SUCH A HATE FILLED LIFE UNCONNECTED TO REALITY AND HAVE TO WRITE THE CRAP IN BLUE TO MAKE MAKE YOURSELF FEEL BETTER.
 
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EVEN A CHILD KNOWS LIBERAL BULLSHIT WHEN HE READS OR HEARS IT
 
 

Comment(s) »

  1. Where did you find that ridiculous nonsense Ernie? Great job BTW of making at least some of the necessary corrections. I can see that you may have tired at the end. Anyway your points were well made and extremely on target. I agree with you that whoever wrote that nonsense is a jackass.

    Comment by Barry G.— 2007/01/24 @ 10:44 PM — (Reply)

  2. :eek:

    he was smooching leftist behind! they stood and clapped too much...where to go...

    Comment by nanc— 2007/01/25 @ 06:55 PM — (Reply)

  3. It was a smart speech. Bordering on a great speech. This is the subtle beginning to a Republican Presidential victory is 2008. It is extremely clever. President Bush is distancing himself from President Bush. In the 2006 election, the candidates distanced themselves from the old President Bush. By election time in 2008 the new President Bush will be as asset. You witnessed and the democrats are clueless the beginning of the Republican 2008 offensive.

    Comment by Ernie Els— 2007/01/25 @ 06:59 PM — (Reply)

  4. A bill of goods... "I'll sell out to the socialists on everything from health care to education to global warming crappe if you'll keep the war on terrorism funded."

    It won't fly. Each appropriation will be debated ad nauseum. This war will be killed by committee.

    And then, it will be fought on American soil.

    Resign yourselves to this fact. Lock and load.

    Comment by Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit— 2007/01/26 @ 02:26 AM — (Reply)

  5. Personally I am going to hold every liberal that utters this crap accountable and question every liberal until they run out of lies, I mean answers, and run away crying. We are living what Ayne Rand wrote about. Integrity and self responsbility are rare. Don't cave into the cretins.

    Comment by Millard Fillmore— 2007/01/26 @ 08:27 AM — (Reply)

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