Ernie Els Scoffs at Losers

ERNIE BEING ERNIE

2007/5/20

Dear Abby Deals with Hillary Dilemna

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@ 09:12 PM (15 months, 23 days ago)

 

Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont , Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth.  One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite.  My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas.

I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview . She is a part time "working girl". 

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancée and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Hillary Clinton for President?



Signed, Worried About My Reputation AND RIGHTLY SO!

Comment(s) »

  1. Cute. I've seen this kind of joke before. I think, once, it was aimed as Ga. Tech. (by some communist bedwetter going to Ga, no doubt)

    Comment by Burns— 2007/05/20 @ 10:47 PM — (Reply)

  2. In this particular case it appears to have been aimed AT the communist.

    Comment by Barry G.— 2007/05/21 @ 08:22 PM — (Reply)

  3. In this particular case it appears to have been aimed AT the communist.

    Comment by Barry G.— 2007/05/21 @ 08:22 PM — (Reply)

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