Ernie Els Scoffs at Losers

ERNIE BEING ERNIE

2007/5/23

Burkah Crocodile Smuggling

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@ 10:50 PM (16 months, 26 days ago)

 

I've heard of some weird things being smuggled before, but this one takes the cake: According to an Associated Press article from last month, guards at the Israeli/Egyptian border at Gaza got the fright of a lifetime when they detained a woman whose thick clothing bulged suspiciously around the middle...

And why shouldn't it? After all, she had 3 live 20-inch CROCODILES stuffed up her burkah (or whatever) and strapped around her midsection. The discovery caused mass hysteria at the border crossing. Whether the woman or the crocs were detained as terrorists was not mentioned.

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  1. There was some story on the news about an exotic pet black market in this country. Some guy was talking sending cobras thru the local carrier. Ewwww.

    Comment by Burns— 2007/05/25 @ 01:10 AM — (Reply)

  2. How about common sense through ethernet cable to the homes and offices of democrat liberals?

    Comment by the shalana— 2007/05/25 @ 07:49 AM — (Reply)

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