Ernie Els Scoffs at Losers

ERNIE BEING ERNIE

2007/5/25

Are You a Hormone Hostage

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@ 09:27 AM (14 months, 1 day ago)

 

THE HORMONE HOSTAGE KNOWS THAT THERE ARE DAYS IN THE MONTH WHEN ALL A MAN HAS TO DO IS OPEN HIS MOUTH & HE TAKES HIS LIFE INTO HIS OWN HANDS! THIS IS A HANDY GUIDE THAT SHOULD BE AS COMMON AS A DRIVER'S LICENSE IN THE WALLET OF EVERY HUSBAND, BOYFRIEND, CO-WORKER, OR SIGNIFICANT OTHER!

DANGEROUS:

SAFER:

SAFEST:

ULTRA SAFE:

WHAT'S FOR DINNER?

CAN I HELP YOU WITH DINNER?

WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO FOR DINNER?

HERE, HAVE

SOME WINE.

ARE YOU

WEARING THAT?

WOW, YOU SURE LOOK GOOD IN BROWN!

WOW!

LOOK AT YOU!

HERE, HAVE

SOME WINE.

WHAT ARE YOU

SO WORKED UP ABOUT?

COULD WE BE OVERREACTING?

HERE'S MY PAYCHECK.

HERE, HAVE

SOME WINE.

SHOULD YOU BE EATING THAT?

YOU KNOW, THERE ARE A LOT OF APPLES LEFT.

CAN I GET YOU A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE WITH THAT?

HERE, HAVE

SOME WINE.

WHAT DID

YOU DO

ALL DAY?

I HOPE YOU DIDN'T OVER-DO IT TODAY.

I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU IN THAT ROBE!

HERE, HAVE

SOME MORE

WINE.

13 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:

1. PASS MY SHOTGUN

2. PSYCHOTIC MOOD SWING

3. PERPETUAL MUNCHING SPREE

4. PUFFY MID-SECTION

5. PEOPLE MAKE me SICK

6. PROVIDE ME with SWEETS

7. PARDON MY SOBBING

8. PIMPLES MAY SURFACE

9. PASS MY SWEATS

10. PISSY MOOD SYNDROME

11. POOR MEN SUCK

12. PACK MY STUFF

&&& MY FAVORITE ONE

13. POTENTIAL MURDER SUSPECT

Comment(s) »

  1. Gee, not a single woman found this offensive? Interesting.

    Comment by Ernie Els— 2007/05/26 @ 01:49 AM — (Reply)

  2. Hahaha,that is funny.

    Comment by Miss Edward— 2007/05/26 @ 02:07 AM — (Reply)

  3. Good for you Miss Edwards!

    Comment by Ernie Els— 2007/05/26 @ 08:29 AM — (Reply)

  4. "pass my shotgun" rates right up there with "KEEP HONKING ...I'M RELOADING"

    Comment by aza spade— 2007/05/26 @ 08:42 AM — (Reply)

  5. "pack my stuff"

    "Sure hon. Have fun at your mother's."

    Comment by Ernie Els— 2007/05/26 @ 08:49 AM — (Reply)

  6. she should find comfort in the words "HAVE FUN" at ur mums ... shows u really care ....

    Comment by aza spade— 2007/05/26 @ 09:06 AM — (Reply)

  7. Absolutely plus she will be gone and you can run amuck.

    Comment by Ernie Els— 2007/05/26 @ 09:38 AM — (Reply)

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