Ernie Els Scoffs at democrat liberal Losers Idiocy

TRUE CONSERVATIVES RULE, LYING democrats JUST LIE AND ROT

Day after day the bitch posts garbage while sitting in his/her trailer in the middle of an old toxic waste dump.  The crap posted is baloney that would only appeal to Ted Kennedy, et. al. 

PUT YOUR TIME TO PRODUCTIVE USE AND CLEAN UP YOUR TRAILER YOU STUPID BITCH

PHOTO TAKEN ON ONE OF HIS/HER GOOD DAYS

SHOVE THAT UP YOUR ASS REID

SAME OLD SHIT FROM SAME OLD JACKASSES

THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY:

Sheriff Joe Arpaio (in Arizona) who created the "tent city jail":

He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving ! and char ges the inmates for them.

He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails. Took away their weights. Cut off all but "G" movies.

He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and city projects.

Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for discrimination.

He took away cable TV until he found out there was a federal court order that required cable TV for jails so he hooked up the cable TV again with only the Disney channel and the weather channel.

When asked why the weather channel he replied, so they will know how hot it's gonna be while they are working on my chain gangs.

He cut off coffee since it has zero nutritional value and saved the county over $90,000 a year.

When the inmates complained, he told them, "This isn't the Ritz/Carlton -- If you don't like it, don't come back."

He bought Newt Gingrich's lecture series on tape that he pipes into the jails.

When asked by a reporter if he had any lecture series by a democrat, he replied that a democrat lecture series might explain why a lot of the inmates were in his jails in the first place.

More on the Arizona Sheriff:

With temperatures being even hotter than usual in Phoenix (116 degrees just set a new record), the Associated Press reports: About 2,000 inmates living in a barbed-wire-surrounded tent encampment at the Maricopa County Jail have been given permission to strip down to their government-issued pink boxer shorts

On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing boxers were either curled up on their bunk beds or chatted in the tents, which reached 138 degrees inside the week before.

Many were also swathed in wet, pink towels as sweat collected on their chests and dripped down to their pink socks.

"It feels like we are in a furnace," said James Zanzot, an inmate who has lived in the tents for 1 year . "It's inhumane."

Joe Arpaio, the tough-guy sheriff who created the tent city and long ago started making his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic. He said Wednesday that he told all of the inmates: "It's 120 degrees inIraq and our soldiers are living in tents too, and they have to wear full battle gear, but they didn't commit any crimes, so shut your damned mouths!"

Mr. Nader’s ego went on to enumerate the reasons for its latest candidacy, telling the audience, “I want to see an America where I am on campaign buttons, banners, and Larry King Live.”

His ego added that it hoped to fill what it saw as a void in the 2008 campaign: “There is no other narcissistic whackjob in the race, unless you count Kucinich.”

The consumer activist’s bloated ego received rave reviews from those in attendance, many of whom had fond memories of Mr. Nader’s successful bid to wreck the 2000 presidential race.

“It was great to see that ego back on stage,” said Nader supporter Ralph Nader, 73. “Finally, a candidate who speaks for me.”

Others echoed that sentiment, including Nader supporter Ralph Nader, 73: “I couldn’t believe how handsome he was.”

MAYBE BOZOS LIKE SOONER BE BLUE AND MILLARDO.  WOMEN WITH IQ'S OVER 85 KNOW BETTER

WHO IS THE REAL HILLARY, ONLY HER SNAKECHARMER KNOWS FOR SURE

RUMOR HAS IT THAT SHE LOVES FILET OF SOLE

HOWARD DEAN CLAIM UNSCALING BETTER SUITS democrat IMAGE

SO FAR, JUST THE HIGHLIGHTS...NO DOUBT MORE DOUBLE TALKING TO COME

What's in a name? Not much it seems for a U.S. presidential hopeful whose first name is Hillary.  "Let's see, which name will fly better in this context?" is a question Hillary asks herself daily.  Just like the accent, the names come and go.

On her U.S. Senate Web site, she is New York Democratic Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton. But on her 2008 presidential campaign site, she is Hillary Clinton.

Does she have a preference? "No," campaign spokesman Phil Singer said on Friday.

It's not just an Internet thing. The candidate used Rodham on her official campaign forms, but the name is missing from her campaign bumper stickers, and she is often introduced as just Hillary Clinton.

After Hillary Rodham married Bill Clinton in 1975, she stuck with her maiden name, saying it was partly a gesture to be herself while remaining committed to her husband.

"Because I knew I had my own professional interests and did not want to create any confusion or conflict of interest with my husband's public career, it made perfect sense to me to continue using my own name," she wrote in her book "Living History."

After Bill Clinton lost his 1980 re-election bid as Arkansas governor, she wrote that supporters told her that some people were uncomfortable with her decision to use her maiden name and that it had had an impact on the voting.

She decided then to go by Hillary Rodham Clinton. It may well have helped. Her husband recaptured the governor's mansion in 1982.

Other democrat Presidential candidates have met and undecided to use one name to refer to Hillary:  FAT LEGGED LYING HO

Representatives for Obama and Edwards said, "Our polls showed that voters are confused as to who Hillary is and we decided to help them."

Two Mexicans are riding along Pacific Coast Highway on a motorbike.  They Break down and start hitching a lift.  


A friendly trucker stops to see if he Can help and the Mexicans ask him for a lift. He tells them he has no room In the wagon as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls.  The Mexicans put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit in the back With their bike will he take them and he agrees.

They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back of the Wagon so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way.


By this time He is really late and so puts his foot down. Sure enough the Highway Patrol pulls him over for speeding.  The good officer Asks the driver what he is carrying to which he replies jokingly -- "Mexican eggs".

The policeman obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look.  He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it.


He gets on his Radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible.  The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that requires so many officers.  "I've got a wagon with 20,000 Mexican eggs in it - 2 have hatched and the Bastards have managed to steal a motorbike already."

Paris Hilton appeared to be a celebrity without a spotlight on Friday after two major U.S. television networks snubbed the hotel heiress they initially fought over for a first post-jail interview.

An ABC executive said his network declined interview offers from the multimillionaire socialite after Hilton and her mother, Kathy, personally sought to secure a deal in a flurry of telephone calls to ABC News veteran Barbara Walters.  "We wouldn't hire her to clean our toilets."

Meanwhile, rival network NBC issued a statement saying it, too, had informed Hilton's representatives that it was "no longer interested in pursing an interview with her."  However NBC advised that if it ever airs porn it will will Paris a call.

Contrary to reports of a $1 million deal in the works, NBC said it was "never going to pay them any money."  "We're waiting until she hits rock bottom and them we will air her in some yet to be determined humiliating fashion."

CBS News, which had not been deeply involved in the initial tug-of-war for a Hilton interview, likewise said it was not interested.

PARIS MAY HAVE TO LOOK FOR CELEBRITY ELSEWHERE....MAYBE THE PORN INDUSTRY

First Elin Nodregren now Maria Sharapova.  Help Tiger!  Get your wife off my back, I think I am becoming a tennis fan.

Probably the Nascar drivers, jockeys and female wrestlers will be next

Following Tiger's U.S. Open meltdown wearing the now famous nipple shirt and before heading to the delivery room, Elin approached yours truly and said "I want to know your driver in intimate detail Ernie."  Being a gentleman, I said, "Please get back to me on that when you are done nursing."

OK...Were there cars during the time of Jesus or Moses?  Isn't this stretching the influence of the pervert priest hiders a little?  Do these rules apply to the Popemobile?

VATICAN CITY (Reuters) - Thou shall not drive under the influence of alcohol. Thou shall respect speed limits. Thou shall not consider a car an object of personal glorification or use it as a place of sin.

The Vatican took a break from strictly theological matters on Tuesday to issue its own rules of the road, a compendium of do's and don'ts on the moral aspects of driving and motoring.

A 36-page document called "Guidelines for the Pastoral Care of the Road" contains 10 Commandments covering everything from road rage, respecting pedestrians, keeping a car in good shape and avoiding rude gestures while behind the wheel.

"Cars tend to bring out the 'primitive' side of human beings, thereby producing rather unpleasant results," the document said.

It appealed to what it called the "noble tendencies" of the human spirit, urging responsibility and self-control to prevent the "psychological regression" often associated with driving.

The document's Fifth Commandment reads: "Cars shall not be for you an expression of power and domination, and an occasion of sin".

Asked at a news conference when a car became an occasion of sin, Cardinal Renato Martino said "when a car is used as a place for sin".

One part of the document, under the section "Vanity and personal glorification", will not go down well with owners of Ferraris in motor-mad Italy.

"Cars particularly lend themselves to being used by their owners to show off, and as a means for outshining other people and arousing a feeling of envy," it said.

It urged readers not to behave in an "unsatisfactory and even barely human manner" when driving and to avoid what it called "unbalanced behavior ... impoliteness, rude gestures, cursing, blasphemy ..."

Praying while driving was encouraged.

Vatican City, the world's smallest sovereign state, doesn't have many of the problems listed in the document.

It has about 1,000 cars, the speed limit is 30 kph and one Vatican official said the last accident inside Vatican City's walls was about 1-1/2 years ago, resulting in minor damage.

A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland, near Grants Pass, OR.

There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl
that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor She told him she was an environmentalist and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.

The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long? "  He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area.  I'm sorry, but they turned me down."

As more blacks get to know Obama, the more they like him, according to the New York Times. That support is at the expense of Senator Hillary Clinton's presidential candidacy. In New York and elsewhere, African American leaders who were once pro-Hillary are now undecided or swaying toward Obama.

What the hell is this all about?  Aren't we all about equal rights and opportunities?  Condemning racism? 

Forget that stuff....weigh the choices...Mr. Obama or Hillary?

Ever wonder how the whole internet thing actually works?  It isn't artificial intelligence.  There is a single man whose job it is to oversee the whole operation.  No one knows who this individual is or where this individual is or who pays this individual.

Titanic:.... cost - $29.99
Clinton :..... cost - $29.99


Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton :..... Over 3 hours to read

Titanic:....! . The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton :..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton :..... Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton :..... Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica.

Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton :..... Let's not go there.

Titanic:...... Rose gets to keep her jewelry
Clinton :.... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton :..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic:...... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton :..... Monica....ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing.

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi today announced that the Democrats will change the country emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the new government's political stance.   A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.  Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE....BLOWHARD

That course is a major pain in my ass.  I bet there are less than ten members who can shoot under 100 there.  Eleven shots off the lead.  At least I didn't miss the cut like that girlie man Mickelson.

Michael Moore was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,

A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
A 1 lb. package of bacon.

As he was unloading his items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind him watched as he placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

Moore was a bit startled by this proclamation, but  was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since he was indeed single. He looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about the selections that could have tipped off the drunk to his marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of him, Moore said: "Well, you know what, you're
absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND...........?

When Nancy Pelosi was elected Speaker of the House of Representatives, she promised to change things — to enact serious, and long overdue, ethical reforms — to stop the growing trend of legislators and their families accepting gifts, trips, and jobs from lobbyists and corporations.

Well, some things never change.

Several days ago, Newsmax.com disclosed that in February, shortly after his mother became the first woman speaker, Paul Pelosi Jr., was hired by InfoUSA for $180,000 a year as its vice president for Strategic Planning. Pelosi also kept his other full-time day job as a mortgage loan officer for Countrywide Loans in California. And, unlike all of the other InfoUSA employees, he did not report to work at the company's headquarters in Omaha, Nebraska.

InfoUSA is the same company that has been cited by the New York Times for creating marketing lists that were used by con artists to fleece vulnerable elderly people. The lists had provocative names and offered the names of elderly people with cancer, elderly people with Alzheimer's and gamblers over 55 years of age who think their luck will change. After purchasing the lists, the con artists would call and convince the elderly person that they had actually ordered an expensive item. Once they received the victim's financial information, they often emptied their bank accounts, leaving many people penniless. Some of InfoUSA's internal e-mails suggest that company employees were aware that several of the companies they sold the lists to were under investigation.

And InfoUSA is also the same company that Bill Clinton works for as a consultant, and for which the former president was paid $3.3 million over the past five years. In addition, the Clintons got $900,000 worth of free travel.

Pelosi insisted that the unusual job opportunity had nothing to do with his relationship with his famous and influential mother. He just sent in an application for a job and they hired him.

Of course.

History seems to be repeating itself here. For the pa st several years, Josh Hastert, the son of former Republican Speaker Dennis Hastert, was a registered lobbyist for Google. What were his qualifications for lobbying for such a huge and influential company? Well, to put it bluntly, he had good connections.

Before entering the world of corporate lobbying, Josh ran a music store in northern Illinois. But he decided that he could make more money and work less in Washington. And apparently, he was right.

Although Pelosi's son is not lobbying Congress, the unorthodox payment of such a large fee for a second job to someone with no experience at all in the basic business of InfoUSA — managing data and creating marketing lists — should certainly raise eyebrows. (Also note, that this job offer came immediately after his mother became Speaker.)

And, furthermore, it is likely that Congress will eventually address privacy issues involved with the selling of data that InfoUSA sells. Pelosi would be directly involved in that legislation, and her son should not be involved with the company in any way. In addition, the company apparently sells voter lists that could be extremely valuable to the Democratic Party and could mean lucrative contracts for Infousa.

And then, there's the issue of what InfoUSA does and how its president operates.

Several members of Congress have asked the Federal Trade Commission to investigate Infousa and its clients.

The chairman of InfoUSA, Vin Gupta, is a large donor to Democratic candidates. Minority shareholders have questioned his payments to Bill Clinton and his gifts of free travel to Hillary. The shareholders claim that Gupta has been improperly using corporate resources to further his own political goals. Gupta gave over $1 million to the Clinton Library and $2 million towards Hillary Clinton's $16 million millennium New Years' Eve Party.

So, there's no question that Gupta likes to be close to the powerful. He's stayed in the Lincoln bedroom and hosted the Clintons on a $146,000 vacation trip to Acapulco on his corporate jet. Lately, Pelosi's son has been accompanying Gupta on his jet. He claims that it's been strictly business and is “nothing like the Clinton situation.”

His payment to Pelosi's son can only be viewed as an investment and should be stopped.

Nancy Pelosi should put on her “mother of five voice” that she brags about and tell her son to go back to his day job.

1.  Hillary

2.  Pelosi

3.  sooner be blue

4.  pelosi

5.  streisand

6.  sooner be blue

7.  harry reid

8.  hillary

9.  katie couric

10.  sooner be blue

11.  dan rather

NOT SURPRISINGLY...sooner be blue CURRENTLY IN THE LEAD

One outspoken critic of the plan was CNN’s Lou Dobbs, who blasted Congress for putting illegal immigrants in charge of the nation’s immigration laws.

“This would be the equivalent of CNN outsourcing my xenophobic rants to Bangalore,” Mr. Dobbs said.

According to the plan, which went into effect at midnight, the U.S. will bus illegal aliens across the border to work as “guest congressmen” to draft the nation’s new immigration laws.

The illegals will remain in the country long enough to write the new immigration laws, after which they will be permitted to run for election for permanent congressman status.

Juan Carmelo Gutierrez, 35, a former migrant worker who is taking advantage of the “guest congressman” program, says that while drafting the nation’s immigration’s laws is arduous work, he still prefers it to his previous job.

“Being a congressman is definitely easier than picking fruit,” says Mr. Gutierrez. “Plus, you get most of the year off.”

Yo, loser blue, what are you going to do when you can no longer sit on your lardbutt and criticize President Bush as your bullshit material without of course any original ideas of your own?  Are your chubby fingers superglued to the cut and paste keys?

sooner be blue MIGHT BE RIGHT ABOUT SOMETHING WHEN PIGS OTHER THAN HIMSELF / HERSELF CAN FLY

SEVERAL KNOW IT ALL LIBERALS IN PELOSI LIKE FASHION REGULARLY SPEW OUT NONSENSE AND ARE SCARED SHITLESS OF BEING CHALLENGED ON THEIR CRAP AND AVOID THE POSSIBILITY OF TRYING TO DEFEND THE MINDLESS BULLSHIT THEY PUT OUT.  FOR EXAMPLE THERE IS millardo OF COURSE AND MORE RECENTLY THIS CHICK WHO "WRITES" AN ALLEGED BLOG TITLED 'sooner be blue'.  WHAT ARE THESE KEITH OLBERMANN democrats AFRAID OF?  USING THEIR BRAINS?  THE PUBLIC FINDING OUT THEY HAVE NO BRAINS?

Yo, loser blue, shouldn't you be watching keith olbermann so you can plagiarize some more bullshit material?

sooner blue MIGHT BE RIGHT ABOUT SOMETHING WHEN PIGS OTHER THAN HERSELF CAN FLY

SEVERAL KNOW IT ALL LIBERALS IN PELOSI LIKE FASHION REGULARLY SPEW OUT NONSENSE AND ARE SCARED SHITLESS OF BEING CHALLENGED ON THEIR CRAP AND AVOID THE POSSIBILITY OF TRYING TO DEFEND THE MINDLESS BULLSHIT THEY PUT OUT.  FOR EXAMPLE THERE IS millardo OF COURSE AND MORE RECENTLY THIS CHICK WHO "WRITES" AN ALLEGED BLOG TITLED 'sooner be blue'.  WHAT ARE THESE KEITH OLBERMANN democrats AFRAID OF?  USING THEIR BRAINS?  THE PUBLIC FINDING OUT THEY HAVE NO BRAINS?

SERIOUSLY...CAN YOU BLAME ME?

sooner blue...sheman or waffle iron?

NOT THAT THEY DON'T ALREADY SUCK BUT THIS SAYS IT ALL

sooner blue MIGHT BE RIGHT ABOUT SOMETHING WHEN PIGS OTHER THAN HERSELF CAN FLY

SEVERAL KNOW IT ALL LIBERALS IN PELOSI LIKE FASHION REGULARLY SPEW OUT NONSENSE AND ARE SCARED SHITLESS OF BEING CHALLENGED ON THEIR CRAP AND AVOID THE POSSIBILITY OF TRYING TO DEFEND THE MINDLESS BULLSHIT THEY PUT OUT.  FOR EXAMPLE THERE IS millardo OF COURSE AND MORE RECENTLY THIS CHICK WHO "WRITES" AN ALLEGED BLOG TITLED 'sooner be blue'.  WHAT ARE THESE KEITH OLBERMANN democrats AFRAID OF?  USING THEIR BRAINS?  THE PUBLIC FINDING OUT THEY HAVE NO BRAINS?

SEVERAL KNOW IT ALL LIBERALS IN PELOSI LIKE FASHION REGULARLY SPEW OUT NONSENSE AND ARE SCARED SHITLESS OF BEING CHALLENGED ON THEIR CRAP AND AVOID THE POSSIBILITY OF TRYING TO DEFEND THE MINDLESS BULLSHIT THEY PUT OUT.  FOR EXAMPLE THERE IS millardo OF COURSE AND MORE RECENTLY THIS CHICK WHO "WRITES" AN ALLEGED BLOG TITLED 'sooner be blue'.  WHAT ARE THESE KEITH OLBERMANN democrats AFRAID OF?  USING THEIR BRAINS?  THE PUBLIC FINDING OUT THEY HAVE NO BRAINS?

THE PLAN INCLUDES HAVING THE DEMOCRATS TAKE A RIDE TOO .....

What's the matter with American Companies?

A Japanese Company (Toyota ) and an American company (Ford) decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River. Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race.

On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile.

The Americans, very discouraged and depressed, decided to investigate the reason for the crushing defeat. A management team made up of senior management was formed to investigate and recommend appropriate action.

Their conclusion was the Japanese had 8 people rowing and 1 person steering, while the American team had 8 people steering and 1 person rowing.

Feeling a deeper study was in order, American management hired a consulting company and paid them a large amount of money for a second opinion.

They advised, of course, that too many people were steering the boat, while not enough people were rowing.

Not sure of how to utilize that information, but wanting to prevent another loss to the Japanese, the rowing team's management structure was totally reorganized to 4 steering supervisors, 3 area steering superintendents and 1 assistant superintendent steering manager.

They also implemented a new performance system that would give the 1 person rowing the boat greater incentive to work harder. It was called the "Rowing Team Quality First Program", with meetings, dinners and free pens for the rower. There was discussion of getting new paddles, canoes and other equipment, extra vacation days for practices and bonuses.

The next year the Japanese won by two miles.

Humiliated, the American management laid off the rower for poor performance, halted development of a new canoe, sold the paddles, and canceled all capital investments for new equipment. The money saved was distributed to the Senior Executives as bonuses and the next year's racing team was outsourced to India.

BUY IT BY THE TRUCKLOAD

and don't waste it on Hillary

Monday, June 11: Bowing to a hot publishing trend, J.K. Rowling will rewrite the last installment of the Harry Potter series to make Hillary Clinton the villain.

Tuesday, June 12: A man wearing a weird white cape and hat will climb onto the Pope’s vehicle and later be identified as the Pope.

Wednesday, June 13: At the G-8 Summit, President Bush will unveil a plan to phase out all the Clintons by 2008.

Thursday, June 14: Nicole Richie will say that she does not know if she will have to go to prison, but just to be on the safe side she is starting a hunger strike now.

Friday, June 15: CNN will offer a new premium service in which it will broadcast the Democratic presidential debates but crop out former Sen. Mike Gravel (D-Alaska).

Saturday, June 16: For the second time in ten years, people around the world will get really sick of hearing the song “Candle in the Wind.”

Sunday, June 17: After being besieged by people claiming a $1 million reward for proof that they had sex with a congressman, Hustler publisher Larry Flynt will rephrase his offer, adding the words, “except Mark Foley.”

A 27-year-old German man described by the Vatican as "clearly deranged" leaped over a barricade on Wednesday and tried to jump on to Pope Benedict's open-topped jeep.

GET SOME NAZI PROOF GLASS POPE

The man took the German Pope's bodyguards by surprise in St Peter's Square, coming within a meter of the pontiff in an episode that brought back memories of the assassination attempt against his predecessor Pope John Paul in 1981.

Television pictures showed the man, wearing a baseball cap, jump out of the crowd and over a wooden barricade as the Pope passed by to start his weekly audience for some 40,000 people.

Hurtling from the Pope's right, he tried to jump on the back of the moving "popemobile" but managed only to touch it before being wrestled to the ground by Vatican security guards.

THANK GOD IT WASN'T A WET T SHIRT CONTEST

I pity the fools that think anyone participating in THAT farce is a viable Presidential candidate.  On the other hand, last night's Republican Presidential debate featured a stage full of qualified candidates that speak to real Americans.  You democrat losers out there have already blown your little 2006 victory.  A Republican President will be sitting in the White House through 2012 and appointing Republican Supreme Court Justices when those nutty old buzzards Ginsberg and Stevens bump off. 

Parkland Memorial Hospital in Dallas , Texas is a fairly famous institution and for a variety of reasons:

1. John F. Kennedy died there in 1963
2. Lee Harvey Oswald died there shortly after
3. Jack Ruby-who killed Lee Harvey Oswald, died there a few years later..by coincidence

'On the flip side, Parkland is also home to the second busiest maternity ward in the country with almost 16,000 new babies arriving each year. (That's almost 44 per day---every day)

A recent patient survey indicated that 70 percent of the women who gave birth at Parkland in the first three months of 2006 were illegal immigrants.That's 11,200 babies born every year just in Dallas According to the article, the hospital spent $70.7 million delivering 15,938 babies in 2004 but managed to end up with almost $8 million dollars in surplus
funding. Medicaid kicked in $34.5 million, Dallas County taxpayers kicked in $31.3 million and the feds tossed in another $9.5 million.

The average patient in Parkland 's maternity wards is 25 years old, married and giving birth to her second child. She is also an illegal immigrant. By law, pregnant women cannot be denied medical care based on their immigration status or ability to pay.

OK, fine. That doesn't mean they should receive better care than everyday, middle-class American citizens. But at Parkland Hospital , they do.

Parkland Memorial Hospital has nine prenatal clinics. NINE.

The Dallas Morning News article followed a Hispanic woman who was a patient at one of the clinics and pregnant with her third child---her previous two were also born at Parkland . Her first two deliveries were free and the Mexican native was grateful because it would have cost $200 to have them in Mexico This time, the hospital wants her to pay $10 per visit and $100 for the delivery but she was unsure if she could come up with the money. Not that it matters, the hospital won't turn her away. (I wonder why they even bother asking at this point.)

How long has this been going on? What are the long-term affects?

Well, another subject of the article was born at Parkland in 1986 shortly after her mother entered the U.S. illegally---now she is having her own child there as well. (That's right, she's technically a U.S. citizen.) These women receive free prenatal care including medication, nutrition, birthing classes and child care classes. They also get freebies such as car seats, bottles, diapers and formula.

Most of these things are available to American citizens as well but only for low-income applicants and even then, the red tape involved is almost insurmountable.

Because these women are illegal immigrants, they do not have to provide any sort of legitimate identification---no proof of income. An American citizen would have to provide a social security number which would reveal their annual income---an illegal immigrant need only claim to be poor and the hospital must take them at their word.

My husband is a pilot for the United States Navy (yes, he fought in Iraq ) and while the health care is good, we Navy wives don't get any of these perks! Car seats? Diapers? Not so much. So my question is this: Does our public medical care system treat illegal immigrants better than American citizens? Yes it does!

As I mentioned, the care I have received is perfectly adequate but it's bare bones, meat and potato medical care---not top of line.

Their (the illegals) medical care is free---simply because they are illegal immigrants? Once again, there is no way to verify their income.

Parkland Hospital offers indigent care to Dallas County residents who earn less than $40,000 per year. (They also have to prove that they did not refuse health coverage at their current job. Yeah, the 'free' care is not so easy for Americans.)

There are about 140 patients who received roughly $4 million dollars for un-reimbursed medical care. As it turns out, they did not qualify for free treatment because they resided outside of Dallas County So the hospital is going to sue them! Illegals get it all free! But U.S citizens who live outside of Dallas County get sued! How stupid is this?

As if that isn't annoying enough, the illegal immigrant patients are actually complaining about hospital staff not speaking Spanish. In this AP story, the author speaks with a woman who is upset that she had to translate comments from the hospital staff into Spanish for her husband. The doctor was trying to explain the situation to the family and the mother was forced to translate for her husband who only spoke Spanish. This was apparently a great injustice to her.

In an attempt to create a Spanish-speaking staff, Parkland Hospital is now providing incentives in the form of extra pay for applicants who speak Spanish. Additionally, medical students at the University of Texas Southwestern for which Parkland Hospital is the training facility will now have a Spanish language requirement added to their already jammed-packed curriculum. No other school in the country boasts such a ridiculous multi-semester (multicultural) requirement.

A simple lesson illustrating the difference between the two parties.

Fred Thompson and Hillary were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person.

The Republican, Fred Thompson, gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his office for a job. He then took $20 out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

Hillary was very impressed, so when they came to another homeless person, she decided to help. She walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. She then reached into Thompson's pocket and got out $20. She kept $15 for her administrative fees and gave the homeless person $5.

Now, do you understand the difference?