Ernie Els Scoffs at Losers

Paris Hilton appeared to be a celebrity without a spotlight on Friday after two major U.S. television networks snubbed the hotel heiress they initially fought over for a first post-jail interview.

An ABC executive said his network declined interview offers from the multimillionaire socialite after Hilton and her mother, Kathy, personally sought to secure a deal in a flurry of telephone calls to ABC News veteran Barbara Walters.  "We wouldn't hire her to clean our toilets."

Meanwhile, rival network NBC issued a statement saying it, too, had informed Hilton's representatives that it was "no longer interested in pursing an interview with her."  However NBC advised that if it ever airs porn it will will Paris a call.

Contrary to reports of a $1 million deal in the works, NBC said it was "never going to pay them any money."  "We're waiting until she hits rock bottom and them we will air her in some yet to be determined humiliating fashion."

CBS News, which had not been deeply involved in the initial tug-of-war for a Hilton interview, likewise said it was not interested.

PARIS MAY HAVE TO LOOK FOR CELEBRITY ELSEWHERE....MAYBE THE PORN INDUSTRY