Ernie Els Scoffs at democrat liberal Losers Idiocy

The polling is in and Hillary made a big mistake in her sharp disagreement with Obama over whether the president should meet with leaders of rogue nations.  According to the Rasmussen Poll, Democrats agree with Obama over Hillary by 55%-22%.  Without a poll to pretest her comments, Hillary instinctively took the “insider” position that the president should only meet with such leaders after extensive probing by subordinates to assure that the meetings would be productive.  But she was wrong.  Democrats want the president to meet with leaders of such nations without pre conditions.  WHAT .. HILLARY DIDN'T SEE WHERE THE WIND WAS BLOWING BEFORE SHE SPOKE?  WAS SHE DRUNK AGAIN?

At the South Carolina Democratic Presidential debate, Hillary and Obama clashed over Obama’s statement that he would meet with leaders of rogue nations like North Korea, Cuba, Venezuela, and Iran if he were president.  Hillary said that she would not do so and would not allow herself to be used for “propaganda purposes.”  

All week, Hillary pounded out her message, enlisting former Secretary of State Madeline Albright and her possible future Secretary of State Dick Holbrooke to speak up on behalf of her position.  She blasted Obama as “naïve,” one of her few direct attacks on her opponent.  For his party, Obama ridiculed her position as “Bush Cheney lite,” a comment that got under Hillary’s skin.

The exchange had little real significance during the two hour debate, but Hillary’s obsession with the issue all week has given it real importance.  She made a big mistake in the debate and amplified it all week.  THE JACKASS SEEMS TO THINK IF SHE KEEPS BLEETING, SOMEONE WILL AGREE WITH HER.

Why?  Perhaps Hillary is not using polling the way Bill always did – to pretest and post test all important issues.  If she had, she would not have locked into the minority position among Democratic primary voters and would not have stayed with that view all week.

Maybe her campaign staff was caught flatfooted for once.  OR MAYBE THEY DON'T WANT THE BITCH TO WIN EITHER.

The fact is that this week’s debate was the first time the two Democrats have clashed seriously since the contest began early this year.  This round definitely goes to Obama.  THE FIRST OF MANY.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Hillary....you are getting cooked and don't

know it, kind of like a frog......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This is going to be fun.  I am going to be on the horn to the New York Times, Dowd, her attorney and Alberto Gonzales.  Big time copywrite violation charges will probably land the skank in a cell next to Michael Vick.  Perhaps that was the plan all the time.  You're going down skank (don't get excited no sensible guy would let you do THAT)...jail time skank.

HOLLYWOOD DEMOCRATS DROOL

UH HILLARY....YOU ARE A BOOB YOU DIDN'T NEED TO GET THOSE LOPSIDED ONES

Democrats will nominate Hillary Rodham Clinton for president in 2008 and Barack Obama will be her running mate, former Republican House Speaker Newt Gingrich predicts.  "The idiots will have the ticket reversed and lose yet again."  "Reasonable people know that at least Obama sometimes moves his lips without lying and that his lips have never been used in a gay way."

GOP will have three "formidable" choices in Mitt Romney, Rudy Giuliani and Fred Thompson, said Gingrich, who is considering whether to take Hillary on a South Pacific junket, one way of course..

Gingrich is ruling out John McCain's chances among the Republican contenders.  "The guy's a washed up old fart, has spent way too much time with Imus and doesn't have a cool name like Newt."

Gingrich said he had dinner recently with Thompson, the former Tennessee senator and actor who has set up a political committee that allows him to raise money for a presidential bid. An official launch is likely in September, after the Labor Day holiday.  Gingrich said he expects Thompson will enter what is shaping up as a competitive race for the GOP nomination against Romney, a former Massachusetts governor, and Giuliani, a former New York City mayor.  "If Fred gives me an hour alone with his wife Jeri, naturally I'll throw my support behind Fred 100%.  Once in office, Fred will appoint me Secretary of cool names, I'll have zero work to do and Jeri will need company, especially a guy with hair."

In the fall, Gingrich might decide to release lesbian photos of Hillary , depending on how the Republican candidates are faring.  "It's a tough balancing act, these things could really make people sick.  It's like looking directly at a solar eclipse."

"If there is a vacuum and if there's a real need for somebody to be prepared to debase Hillary, then I would consider taking the five minutes necessary to make her lok like a jackass, but really Fred is more than capable of doing it himself."

BEST CASE SCENARIO:  SIMULTANEOUS LUCKY SHOTS

"BEING MARRIED TO THE CONTROLLING SHREW NANCY MADE ME SENILE, FOR JERI THOMPSON I WOULD LOAD UP ON VIAGRA SEVERAL TIMES DAILY"

Ted Kennedy did to but was rejected due to age after scoring high marks on the boozeameter.  Hmmmmmmmmmmm.  Maybe a person would have to be loaded to hop in a rocket that has a good chance of exploding prior to returning to earth.  Since chimps can handle running a spacecraft, who cares if the astronauts are totally bombed?  They're irrelevant anyway.

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Drunken NASA astronauts were allowed to fly on a Russian spacecraft and cleared to fly on the U.S. space shuttle, a panel convened by NASA said on Friday, citing "heavy use of alcohol by astronauts."

In response, NASA said it launched an investigation to try to verify the allegations, embraced an astronaut code of conduct and was weighing changes in its drinking policies.  NOT.

While I would not have sex with Hillary even with Bill's body parts .. yeeeeeeeeeeeewwww, reasonable minds can different about Elizabeth Kucinich and Jeri Thompson.

JERI THOMPSON WINS IN A LANDSLIDE

Jay Leno, David letterman, Conan O'Brien and Craig Kilborn are not exactly "the vast right wing conspirators", but even these guys have some keen observations on Her Highness...

Hillary Clinton said that her childhood dream was to be an Olympic athlete. But she was not athletic enough. She said she wanted to be an astronaut, but at the time they didn't take women. She said she wanted to go into medicine, but hospitals made her woozy. Should she be telling people this story? I mean she's basically saying she wants to be president because she can't do anything else."
 --Jay Leno

"Well, the big story -- Hillary Clinton will be running for president in 2008. You know why I think she's running? I think she finally wants to see what it's like to sleep in the president's bed."
 --Jay Leno

"Top Democrats have mixed feelings about Sen. Hillary Clinton running for president. Apparently, some Democrat's don't like the idea, while others hate it."
 --Conan O'Brien

"In a fiery speech this weekend, Hillary Clinton wondered why President Bush can't find the tallest man in Afghanistan. Probably for the same reason she couldn't find the fattest intern under the desk."
 --Jay Leno

"Former President Bill Clinton said that if his wife, Hillary, is elected president, he will do whatever she wants. You know Bill Clinton -- when he makes a vow to Hillary, you can take that to the bank."
 --Jay Leno

 A student from the University of Washington has sold his soul on eBay for $400. He's a law student, so he probably doesn't need it, but still, that's not very much. Today, Hillary Clinton said, 'Hey, at least I got some furniture and a Senate seat for mine."
 -Jay Leno

"Hillary Clinton said today that she wants legislation t o allow all ex-felons to vote. See, this way all theClinton's former business partners can vote for her in 2008."
 --Jay Leno

 Hillary Clinton's 506-page memoirs have come out. So much of her personality shines through, that in the end, you, too, will want to sleep with an intern."
 Craig Kilborn

 In Hillary Clinton's new book 'Living History,' Hillary details what it was like meeting Bill Clinton, falling in love with him, getting married, and living a passionate, wonderful life as husband and wife. Then on page two, the trouble starts."
 - Jay Leno

 "In the book, she says when Bill told her he was having an affair, she said "I could hardly breathe, I was gulping for air. No, I'm sorry, that's what Monica said."
 - David Letterman

 "Hillary Clinton, our junior senator from New York, announced that she has no intentions of ever, ever running for office of the President of the United State s. Her husband, Bill Clinton, is bitterly disappointed. He is crushed. There go his dreams of becoming a two-impeachment family."
 - David Letterman

"Last night, Senator Hillary Clinton hosted her first party in her new home in Washington People said it was a lot like the parties she used to host at the White House. In fact, even the furniture was the same."
 - Jay Leno

"Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions, saying a promise made, a promise broken. And then out of habit, she demanded that Bush spend the night on the couch."
 - Craig Kilborn

"CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it."
 - Jay Leno

"Hillary Clinton is the junior senator from the great state of Ne w York. When they swore her in, she used the Clinton family Bible, the one with only seven comandments. "
-David Letterman

Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama turned rival Hillary Rodham Clinton's words back on her Wednesday, saying her vote to authorize the Iraq war was "irresponsible and naive."

"The notion that I was somehow going to be inviting them over for tea next week without having initial envoys meet is ridiculous," he said in an interview outside his Senate office. "But the general principle is one that I think Senator Clinton is wrong on, and that is if we are laying out preconditions that prevent us from speaking frankly to these folks, then we are continuing with Bush-Cheney policies."

Obama's comment about meeting with foreign foes came in response to a question in a Democratic presidential debate Monday night. The Clinton campaign immediately highlighted his statement as evidence that he doesn't have the foreign policy skills to be president. "I thought that was irresponsible and frankly naive," she told the Quad-City Times of Iowa.

In his interview, Obama triturned the debate back to Clinton's vote to authorize the Iraq war, which he opposed.

"I think what is irresponsible and naive is to have authorized a war without asking how we were going to get out," Obama said. "And you know, I think Senator Clinton hasn't fully answered that issue."

Also Wednesday, an Obama campaign official told The Associated Press that New Hampshire Rep. Paul Hodes plans to endorse the Illinois senator Thursday. Hodes is the first member of the four-member congressional delegation from the nation's first primary state to make an endorsement.

By the time Obama is done with Hillary, the bitch will be begging for a VP slot.  Yeah right.  How about a toilet cleaning slot?

Hang on to any of the new Arizona Quarters. If you have them, they may be worth much more than 25 cents. The US Mint announced today that it is recalling all of the Arizona quarters that are part of its program featuring quarters from each state. This action is being taken after numerous reports that the new quarters will not work in parking meters, toll booths, vending machines, pay phones or any other coin operated devices.

The problem lies in the unique design of the Arizona quarter which was designed by a team of Mexican professors at ASU. Apparently, the duct tape holding the two dimes and the nickel together keeps jamming up the machines.

Urine Testing -  Like a lot of folks in this Country, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as they see fit. In order to get that paycheck. I am required to pass a random urine test, which I have no problem with. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test.  Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check, because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sit on their butt, and buy dope and booze with my hard earned money. Could you imagine how much money the government would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check.

Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle, followed by a good bottle of beer.

Golf! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And on top of that, the winner buys the drinks.

Golf is harder than baseball. In golf, you have to play your foul balls.

If you find you do not mind playing golf in the rain, the snow, even during a hurricane, here's a valuable tip: your life is in trouble.

Golfers who try to make everything perfect before taking the shot rarely make a perfect shot.

The term "mulligan" is really a contraction of the phrase "maul it again."

A "gimme" can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers ... neither of whom can putt very well.

An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play; it is always possible to get worse.

Golf's a hard game to figure. One day you'll go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and for no reason at all you really stink.

If your best shots are the practice swing and the "gimme putt," you might wish to reconsider this game.

Golf is the only sport where the most feared opponent is you.

Golf is like marriage: If you take yourself too seriously it won't work, and both are expensive.

The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.

SENIOR'S DAY AT THE COURSE

David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons
Why Golf Is Better Than Sex.....
#10... A below par performance is considered damn good.
#9... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
#8... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
#7... Foursomes are encouraged.
#6... You can still make money doing it as a senior.
#5... Three times a day is possible.
#4... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
#3... If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.
#2... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

And the NUMBER ONE reason
why golf is better than sex.....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

#1... When your equipment gets old you can replace it!

"YOU'RE A BITCH, YOU'RE A HAG, YOU SUCK AT SEX, YOU'RE A FRAUD, I WOULD HAVE SEX WITH DENNIS KUCINICH BEFORE I WOULD HAVE IT WITH YOU, YOUR COOKING TASTED LIKE SHIT, YOU SMELL LIKE A SEWER, YOU LIE, YOU FART ALL THE TIME, YOU AREN'T CHELSEA'S MOTHER, I HAD SEX WITH JANET RENO, YOU MAKE DAN RATHER APPEAR HONEST, I HAD GREAT SEX WITH YOUR MOTHER, YOU MURDERED VINCE FOSTER, YOU ARE A LESBO, I HATE YOU, YOUR MOTHER WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU ALL ALONG, YOU ARE A COMMUNIST AND THE ONE TIME I DID HAVE SEX WITH YOU I FAKED IT"

Reid claims that his planned West Virginia trailer park vacation will inspire him and in the fall he will come back, farmer tanned, rested and ready (obvious Nixon plagiarism).  Like the jackass is EVER going to come up with new original material.

NICE BAG HARRY

President’s Colon Procedure Offered Welcome Break From Grueling Vice-Presidential Schedule

Vice-President Dick Cheney, having briefly assumed President Bush’s duties while the President underwent a routine colon procedure on Saturday, told reporters today that he “enjoyed the downtime immensely.”

The two hours and fifteen minutes spent doing Bush’s job were “incredibly relaxing,” Mr. Cheney said, adding that they were a welcome relief from his exacting Vice-Presidential schedule.

Invoking the Twenty-fifth Amendment to the Constitution Saturday morning, Mr. Bush transferred to Mr. Cheney all of his presidential responsibilities, which meant that Mr. Cheney spent Saturday jogging, going to the gym, and hitting a ball for Mr. Bush’s dog to retrieve.

In addition, Mr. Cheney called the nations of East Timor and Luxembourg “evil,” stumbling briefly over the pronunciation of Luxembourg.

Finally, as Mr. Bush’s colon procedure was winding down, Mr. Cheney made some remarks about the Japanese economy, mistakenly using the word “devaluation” instead of “deflation,” sending the NIKKEI stock market into a tailspin.

All in all, Mr. Cheney said he emerged from his brief tenure as President rested and refreshed, ready to plunge back into his demanding Vice-Presidential workload.

As for the President, Mr. Bush’s doctors pronounced his procedure a success, but said that they were having difficulty determining whether or not the President’s anesthesia had fully worn off.

Mr. Bush’s doctors indicated that when they asked the President the standard post-operative questions – such as, “What is the capital of the United States?” – Mr. Bush got only two out of five correct.

“Before the operation, he got three out of five right,” one doctor said.

All of the announced Republican Presidential candidates and of course Fred Thompson announced that the Vice President will be the Vice Presidential nominee in 2008 regardless of who is the Presidential nominee.  Everyone knows Cheney is the Country's most qualified President.

"I DEFY ANY democrat to EVEN TRY TO OUTDEBATE ME"

WASHINGTON (AP) - The Pentagon told Democratic presidential front-runner Hillary Rodham Clinton that her questions about how the U.S. plans to eventually withdraw from Iraq boosts enemy propaganda and that she should go f*** herself.

In a stinging rebuke to a member of the Senate Armed Services Committee, Undersecretary of Defense Eric Edelman responded to questions Clinton raised in May in which she urged the Pentagon to start planning now for the withdrawal of American forces.

A copy of Edelman's response, dated July 16, was obtained Thursday by The Associated Press.

"Premature and public discussion of the withdrawal of U.S. forces from Iraq reinforces enemy propaganda that the United States will abandon its allies in Iraq, much as we are perceived to have done in Vietnam, Lebanon and Somalia," Edelman wrote.  "The twit is a nutjob."

WHEN THE BITCH HANGS, IT SHOULD NOT BE IN EFFIGY

WASHINGTON (AP) - A federal judge dismissed former CIA operative Valerie Plame's lawsuit against members of the Bush Administration Thursday, eliminating one of the last courtroom remnants of the leak scandal.

U.S. District Judge John D. Bates dismissed the case on jurisdictional grounds and said he would not express an opinion on the constitutional arguments. Bates dismissed the case against all defendants: Cheney, White House political adviser Karl Rove, former White House aide I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby and former Deputy Secretary of State Richard Armtigage. "How can you can two defendants named Dick in the same lawsuit?  Crazy!!", pointed out the Judge.

Plame's attorneys had said the lawsuit would be an uphill battle. Public officials are normally immune from such lawsuits filed in connection with their jobs.

"OH WELL....I'M CASHING IN BIGTIME ON THE BOOK DEAL AND DATING ERNIE"

In today's age of everything being someone else's fault, the democrats have taken it to a new disgusting level.  Even Al Qaeda is the President's fault.  Although it disgusts me to say it, perhaps Al Qaeda deserves some credit for it's own sinister efforts.  democrats lack any sense of personal responsbility.  Just yesterday, democrats wasted a bunch of OUR (the taxpayers) money by needlessly having cots set up.  Why?  Only a misguided plan for political gain.  Real Americans (those who know what personal responsibility means) scoff at democrats both those in public and private life.

THAT SKANK?  YEAH...RIGHT

AS PART OF A UNIFIED MARKETING MESSAGE HILLARY ALSO WEARS IT ON HER BUTT

There is a right way and a wrong way to pronounce



Oklahoma


The proper way is:



"Okla . . . homa"



(There's a pause between the "a" and the "h".)



See the reason below.















There, you learned something today!

THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT THE AUTHOR OF THE sooner blue BLOG

ISN'T LEE MEXICAN HIMSELF?

JUST FOR HER POLITICAL CRONIES

PUCKER UP...OH WAIT...WHO ARE YOU?....WHO AM I?....WHAT DO I THINK?....DO I REALLY BELIEVE IN ANYTHING?....WHAT DID I SAY YESTERDAY?....THE DAY BEFORE?

Republican Presidential candidates are gleeful at this prospect.  Imagine the fun of Gore being a three time loser.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A draft Al Gore group delivered the former vice president more than 100,000 signatures on a petition urging him to mount a White House bid.

Draft Gore organizers brought the list of Gore fans to the Democrat's Nashville office yesterday morning, and called the number a "major milestone."

"This enormous outpouring of support for Al Gore is testimony both to his enduring appeal among the grassroots and to the dissatisfaction of the Democratic base with the current crop of declared candidates," said Monica Friedlander, chairman of the draft effort, which has been spotted here and in New Hampshire, New York, Iowa and California.

The group also is running radio ads to persuade Gore to jump in the race. They noted that the results of a recent New Hampshire poll showing Gore could win the Granite State should he run.

SOME democrats USE IT TO KEEP THEMSELVES AWAY

According to reports, immigration officials across the country have been deluged in recent days by illegal aliens willing to plead guilty to perjury in exchange for a deal similar to Mr. Libby’s.

The former chief of staff’s story has become so compelling, in fact, that Mr. Libby himself has become something of a folk hero to illegal immigrants across the U.S.

At a café in El Paso, Texas, illegal aliens referred to Mr. Libby reverentially as “El Libbre,” loosely translated as “the free one.”

“If I get an amnesty deal, I will owe it all to El Libbre.” said Juan Carmelo Gutierrez, 35, who plans to plead guilty to perjury this week.

But “not so fast,” says White House spokesman Tony Snow, who today tried to pour cold water on the plans of illegal immigrants hoping to follow in Mr. Libby’s footsteps: “Before these folks expect to get Scooter’s deal, they should ask themselves, ‘Can I cut a check for $250,000?’”

Our old asexual sooner be blue (aka skank loser) is at it again.  Is it simply turning a blind eye to democrats outrageous behavior?  Is it a typical simple minded democrat 'attack something else because plans a, b, c and d aren't working?  Is it not knowing his or her own sex, if any, and being sex deprived / depraved and reviewing salacious material to get some giggles? 

ENJOY YOUR DAILY DOSE OF PORN SURFING SKANK

 1. 40% of all workers in L.A. County ( L.A. County has 10.2 million people) are working for  cash and not paying taxes. This is because they are predominantly illegal immigrants working without a green card. 

 2. 95% of warrants for murder in Los Angeles are for illegal aliens.
 
 3. 75% of people on the most wanted list in Los Angeles are illegal aliens
 
 4. Over 2/3 of all births in Los Angeles County are to illegal alien Mexicans on  Medi-Cal , whose births were paid for by taxpayers.
 
 5. Nearly 35% of all inmates in California detention centers are Mexican nationals here illegally.
 
 6. Over 300,000 illegal aliens in Los Angeles County are living in garages.
 
 7. The FBI reports half of all gang members in Los Angeles are most likely illegal aliens from south of the border.
 
 8. Nearly 60% of all occ! upants o f HUD properties are illegal.
 
 9. 21 radio stations in L.A. are Spanish speaking.
 
 10. In L.A. County 5.1 million people speak English, 3.9 million speak Spanish.
      (There are 10.2 million people in L.A. County ).
 
 (All of the above are from the Los Angeles Times) 
  

A blonde's car got a flat tire on the Interstate one day. So she eased it over onto the shoulder of the road.

She carefully stepped out of the car and opened the trunk. She took out two cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.

The lifelike cardboard men were in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers.

Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car arrived.

The Officer, clearly enraged, approached the blond of the disabled vehicle and yelled, "What is going on here?"

"My car broke dow