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2007/7/30

Dick Morris Tracks Hillary's Downward Spiral Following Debate Debacle

@ 10:27 PM (27 months, 20 days ago)

 

The polling is in and Hillary made a big mistake in her sharp disagreement with Obama over whether the president should meet with leaders of rogue nations.  According to the Rasmussen Poll, Democrats agree with Obama over Hillary by 55%-22%.  Without a poll to pretest her comments, Hillary instinctively took the “insider” position that the president should only meet with such leaders after extensive probing by subordinates to assure that the meetings would be productive.  But she was wrong.  Democrats want the president to meet with leaders of such nations without pre conditions.  WHAT .. HILLARY DIDN'T SEE WHERE THE WIND WAS BLOWING BEFORE SHE SPOKE?  WAS SHE DRUNK AGAIN?

At the South Carolina Democratic Presidential debate, Hillary and Obama clashed over Obama’s statement that he would meet with leaders of rogue nations like North Korea, Cuba, Venezuela, and Iran if he were president.  Hillary said that she would not do so and would not allow herself to be used for “propaganda purposes.”  

All week, Hillary pounded out her message, enlisting former Secretary of State Madeline Albright and her possible future Secretary of State Dick Holbrooke to speak up on behalf of her position.  She blasted Obama as “naïve,” one of her few direct attacks on her opponent.  For his party, Obama ridiculed her position as “Bush Cheney lite,” a comment that got under Hillary’s skin.

The exchange had little real significance during the two hour debate, but Hillary’s obsession with the issue all week has given it real importance.  She made a big mistake in the debate and amplified it all week.  THE JACKASS SEEMS TO THINK IF SHE KEEPS BLEETING, SOMEONE WILL AGREE WITH HER.

Why?  Perhaps Hillary is not using polling the way Bill always did – to pretest and post test all important issues.  If she had, she would not have locked into the minority position among Democratic primary voters and would not have stayed with that view all week.

Maybe her campaign staff was caught flatfooted for once.  OR MAYBE THEY DON'T WANT THE BITCH TO WIN EITHER.

The fact is that this week’s debate was the first time the two Democrats have clashed seriously since the contest began early this year.  This round definitely goes to Obama.  THE FIRST OF MANY.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Hillary....you are getting cooked and don't

know it, kind of like a frog......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

Now the Skank is Cutting and Pasting Maureen Dowd

@ 07:15 AM (27 months, 21 days ago)

 

This is going to be fun.  I am going to be on the horn to the New York Times, Dowd, her attorney and Alberto Gonzales.  Big time copywrite violation charges will probably land the skank in a cell next to Michael Vick.  Perhaps that was the plan all the time.  You're going down skank (don't get excited no sensible guy would let you do THAT)...jail time skank.

 

2007/7/29

Edwards Campaign Reveals He is a Transexual

@ 11:28 PM (27 months, 21 days ago)

 

JOHN EDWARDS - SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE?

HOLLYWOOD DEMOCRATS DROOL

 

Hillary Goes With Boob Job - Afraid Booty Job Will Enflame Obama

@ 11:26 PM (27 months, 21 days ago)

 

HLLARY - NOW THAT'S REAL CLEAVAGE!

UH HILLARY....YOU ARE A BOOB YOU DIDN'T NEED TO GET THOSE LOPSIDED ONES

 

Gingrich Prepared to Out Hillary the Obama Hillary Ticket

@ 09:30 PM (27 months, 21 days ago)

 

Democrats will nominate Hillary Rodham Clinton for president in 2008 and Barack Obama will be her running mate, former Republican House Speaker Newt Gingrich predicts.  "The idiots will have the ticket reversed and lose yet again."  "Reasonable people know that at least Obama sometimes moves his lips without lying and that his lips have never been used in a gay way."

GOP will have three "formidable" choices in Mitt Romney, Rudy Giuliani and Fred Thompson, said Gingrich, who is considering whether to take Hillary on a South Pacific junket, one way of course..

Gingrich is ruling out John McCain's chances among the Republican contenders.  "The guy's a washed up old fart, has spent way too much time with Imus and doesn't have a cool name like Newt."

Gingrich said he had dinner recently with Thompson, the former Tennessee senator and actor who has set up a political committee that allows him to raise money for a presidential bid. An official launch is likely in September, after the Labor Day holiday.  Gingrich said he expects Thompson will enter what is shaping up as a competitive race for the GOP nomination against Romney, a former Massachusetts governor, and Giuliani, a former New York City mayor.  "If Fred gives me an hour alone with his wife Jeri, naturally I'll throw my support behind Fred 100%.  Once in office, Fred will appoint me Secretary of cool names, I'll have zero work to do and Jeri will need company, especially a guy with hair."

In the fall, Gingrich might decide to release lesbian photos of Hillary , depending on how the Republican candidates are faring.  "It's a tough balancing act, these things could really make people sick.  It's like looking directly at a solar eclipse."

"If there is a vacuum and if there's a real need for somebody to be prepared to debase Hillary, then I would consider taking the five minutes necessary to make her lok like a jackass, but really Fred is more than capable of doing it himself."

 

Sheehan and Pelosi at Ten Paces in Wild West Shootout

@ 06:13 PM (27 months, 21 days ago)

 

DEMENTED CINDY SHEEHAN - CALLING OUT PELOSI

BEST CASE SCENARIO:  SIMULTANEOUS LUCKY SHOTS

 

Ronald Reagan Throws Support Behind Fred Thompson

@ 12:29 PM (27 months, 21 days ago)

 

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"BEING MARRIED TO THE CONTROLLING SHREW NANCY MADE ME SENILE, FOR JERI THOMPSON I WOULD LOAD UP ON VIAGRA SEVERAL TIMES DAILY"

 

 

What's the Best Thing to do on a Rainy Day?

@ 12:27 PM (27 months, 21 days ago)

 

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Why Not Forget Politics and Illegal Aliens and democrat Fools and Take a Vacation?

@ 12:26 PM (27 months, 21 days ago)

 

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2007/7/28

Hillary Flashes Hooters During Iowa Fundraiser by Pole Dancing

@ 08:58 AM (27 months, 23 days ago)

 

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2007/7/27

Boozing Astronauts - Lindsay Lohan Signs Up

@ 07:13 PM (27 months, 23 days ago)

 

Ted Kennedy did to but was rejected due to age after scoring high marks on the boozeameter.  Hmmmmmmmmmmm.  Maybe a person would have to be loaded to hop in a rocket that has a good chance of exploding prior to returning to earth.  Since chimps can handle running a spacecraft, who cares if the astronauts are totally bombed?  They're irrelevant anyway.

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WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Drunken NASA astronauts were allowed to fly on a Russian spacecraft and cleared to fly on the U.S. space shuttle, a panel convened by NASA said on Friday, citing "heavy use of alcohol by astronauts."

In response, NASA said it launched an investigation to try to verify the allegations, embraced an astronaut code of conduct and was weighing changes in its drinking policies.  NOT.

 

2007/7/26

Conservative T Shirts Look Fine!

@ 09:35 PM (27 months, 24 days ago)

 

Mrs. Thompson vs. Mrs. Kucinich - Trophy Wives - Hot Bods

@ 07:18 PM (27 months, 24 days ago)

 

While I would not have sex with Hillary even with Bill's body parts .. yeeeeeeeeeeeewwww, reasonable minds can different about Elizabeth Kucinich and Jeri Thompson.

JERI THOMPSON WINS IN A LANDSLIDE

 

2007/7/25

Mainstream Media Skewers Hillary

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@ 10:06 PM (27 months, 25 days ago)

 

Jay Leno, David letterman, Conan O'Brien and Craig Kilborn are not exactly "the vast right wing conspirators", but even these guys have some keen observations on Her Highness...

Hillary Clinton said that her childhood dream was to be an Olympic athlete. But she was not athletic enough. She said she wanted to be an astronaut, but at the time they didn't take women. She said she wanted to go into medicine, but hospitals made her woozy. Should she be telling people this story? I mean she's basically saying she wants to be president because she can't do anything else."
 --Jay Leno

"Well, the big story -- Hillary Clinton will be running for president in 2008. You know why I think she's running? I think she finally wants to see what it's like to sleep in the president's bed."
 --Jay Leno

"Top Democrats have mixed feelings about Sen. Hillary Clinton running for president. Apparently, some Democrat's don't like the idea, while others hate it."
 --Conan O'Brien

"In a fiery speech this weekend, Hillary Clinton wondered why President Bush can't find the tallest man in
Afghanistan. Probably for the same reason she couldn't find the fattest intern under the desk."
 --Jay Leno

"Former President Bill Clinton said that if his wife, Hillary, is elected president, he will do whatever she wants. You know Bill Clinton -- when he makes a vow to Hillary, you can take that to the bank."
 --Jay Leno

 A student from the University of Washington has sold his soul on eBay for $400. He's a law student, so he probably doesn't need it, but still, that's not very much. Today, Hillary Clinton said, 'Hey, at least I got some furniture and a Senate seat for mine."
 -Jay Leno

"Hillary Clinton said today that she wants legislation t o allow all ex-felons to vote. See, this way all theClinton's former business partners can vote for her in 2008."
 --Jay Leno

 Hillary Clinton's 506-page memoirs have come out. So much of her personality shines through, that in the end, you, too, will want to sleep with an intern."
 Craig Kilborn

 In Hillary Clinton's new book 'Living History,' Hillary details what it was like meeting Bill Clinton, falling in love with him, getting married, and living a passionate, wonderful life as husband and wife. Then on page two, the trouble starts."
 - Jay Leno

 "In the book, she says when Bill told her he was having an affair, she said "I could hardly breathe, I was gulping for air. No, I'm sorry, that's what Monica said."
 - David Letterman

 "Hillary Clinton, our junior senator from New York, announced that she has no intentions of ever, ever running for office of the President of the United State s. Her husband, Bill Clinton, is bitterly disappointed. He is crushed. There go his dreams of becoming a two-impeachment family."
 - David Letterman

"Last night, Senator Hillary Clinton hosted her first party in her new home in Washington People said it was a lot like the parties she used to host at the White House. In fact, even the furniture was the same."
 - Jay Leno

"Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions, saying a promise made, a promise broken. And then out of habit, she demanded that Bush spend the night on the couch."
 - Craig Kilborn

"CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it."
 - Jay Leno

"Hillary Clinton is the junior senator from the great state of Ne w York. When they swore her in, she used the Clinton family Bible, the one with only seven comandments. "
-David Letterman

Obama Begins Steamrolling Hillary

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@ 08:49 PM (27 months, 25 days ago)

 

Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama turned rival Hillary Rodham Clinton's words back on her Wednesday, saying her vote to authorize the Iraq war was "irresponsible and naive."

"The notion that I was somehow going to be inviting them over for tea next week without having initial envoys meet is ridiculous," he said in an interview outside his Senate office. "But the general principle is one that I think Senator Clinton is wrong on, and that is if we are laying out preconditions that prevent us from speaking frankly to these folks, then we are continuing with Bush-Cheney policies."

Obama's comment about meeting with foreign foes came in response to a question in a Democratic presidential debate Monday night. The Clinton campaign immediately highlighted his statement as evidence that he doesn't have the foreign policy skills to be president. "I thought that was irresponsible and frankly naive," she told the Quad-City Times of Iowa.

In his interview, Obama triturned the debate back to Clinton's vote to authorize the Iraq war, which he opposed.

"I think what is irresponsible and naive is to have authorized a war without asking how we were going to get out," Obama said. "And you know, I think Senator Clinton hasn't fully answered that issue."

Also Wednesday, an Obama campaign official told The Associated Press that New Hampshire Rep. Paul Hodes plans to endorse the Illinois senator Thursday. Hodes is the first member of the four-member congressional delegation from the nation's first primary state to make an endorsement.

By the time Obama is done with Hillary, the bitch will be begging for a VP slot.  Yeah right.  How about a toilet cleaning slot?

 

2007/7/24

United States Company Seeks Al Qaeda Business

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@ 10:03 PM (27 months, 26 days ago)

 


SIGN IN A STORE WINDOW.....

 

"WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000

 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH ONE SINGLE
AMERICAN"

 

 

This sign was prominently displayed in the
window of a business in 
the United States.

 

You are probably outraged at the thought of
such an inflammatory statement. One would think that anti-hate groups from all
across the country would be marching on this business and that the National
Guard might have to be called to keep the
angry crowds back. 

 

 But, perhaps in these stressful times one might
be tempted to let the proprietors simply make their statement . .

 

 We are a society which holds Freedom of

Speech as
perhaps our greatest liberty. 

 

And after all, it is just a sign.

You may ask what kind of business would dare post such a sign?
 

 

 

  Answer:
 A Funeral Home

(Who said morticians have no sense

 of humor?)





You gotta love it!!!

2007/7/23

US Mint Recalls Arizona State Quarters Hecho in Mexico

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@ 10:27 PM (27 months, 27 days ago)

 

Hang on to any of the new Arizona Quarters. If you have them, they may be worth much more than 25 cents. The US Mint announced today that it is recalling all of the Arizona quarters that are part of its program featuring quarters from each state. This action is being taken after numerous reports that the new quarters will not work in parking meters, toll booths, vending machines, pay phones or any other coin operated devices.

 

The problem lies in the unique design of the Arizona quarter which was designed by a team of Mexican professors at ASU. Apparently, the duct tape holding the two dimes and the nickel together keeps jamming up the machines.

New Welfare Guidelines Require Urine Test

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@ 09:07 PM (27 months, 27 days ago)

 

Urine Testing -  Like a lot of folks in this Country, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as they see fit. In order to get that paycheck. I am required to pass a random urine test, which I have no problem with. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test.  Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check, because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sit on their butt, and buy dope and booze with my hard earned money. Could you imagine how much money the government would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check.

David Letterman is Wrong....Golf is NOT Better Than Sex (Except with Hillary the Hag)

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@ 07:00 PM (27 months, 27 days ago)

 

Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle, followed by a good bottle of beer.

Golf! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And on top of that, the winner buys the drinks.

Golf is harder than baseball. In golf, you have to play your foul balls.

If you find you do not mind playing golf in the rain, the snow, even during a hurricane, here's a valuable tip: your life is in trouble.

Golfers who try to make everything perfect before taking the shot rarely make a perfect shot.

The term "mulligan" is really a contraction of the phrase "maul it again."

A "gimme" can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers ... neither of whom can putt very well.

An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play; it is always possible to get worse.

Golf's a hard game to figure. One day you'll go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and for no reason at all you really stink.

If your best shots are the practice swing and the "gimme putt," you might wish to reconsider this game.

Golf is the only sport where the most feared opponent is you.

Golf is like marriage: If you take yourself too seriously it won't work, and both are expensive.

The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.

SENIOR'S DAY AT THE COURSE

David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons
Why Golf Is Better Than Sex.....
#10... A below par performance is considered damn good.
#9... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
#8... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
#7... Foursomes are encouraged.
#6... You can still make money doing it as a senior.
#5... Three times a day is possible.
#4... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
#3... If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.
#2... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

And the NUMBER ONE reason
why golf is better than sex.....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

#1... When your equipment gets old you can replace it!

 

2007/7/22

Bill Clinton Dreams of Telling Hillary What He Really Thinks

@ 09:35 PM (27 months, 28 days ago)

 

BILL CLINTON - A FINGER IN YOUR FACE!

"YOU'RE A BITCH, YOU'RE A HAG, YOU SUCK AT SEX, YOU'RE A FRAUD, I WOULD HAVE SEX WITH DENNIS KUCINICH BEFORE I WOULD HAVE IT WITH YOU, YOUR COOKING TASTED LIKE SHIT, YOU SMELL LIKE A SEWER, YOU LIE, YOU FART ALL THE TIME, YOU AREN'T CHELSEA'S MOTHER, I HAD SEX WITH JANET RENO, YOU MAKE DAN RATHER APPEAR HONEST, I HAD GREAT SEX WITH YOUR MOTHER, YOU MURDERED VINCE FOSTER, YOU ARE A LESBO, I HATE YOU, YOUR MOTHER WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU ALL ALONG, YOU ARE A COMMUNIST AND THE ONE TIME I DID HAVE SEX WITH YOU I FAKED IT"

 

Harry Reid Slinks off to Summer Recess

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@ 09:25 PM (27 months, 28 days ago)

 

Reid claims that his planned West Virginia trailer park vacation will inspire him and in the fall he will come back, farmer tanned, rested and ready (obvious Nixon plagiarism).  Like the jackass is EVER going to come up with new original material.

SENATOR HARRY REID - LOSER!

NICE BAG HARRY

 

2007/7/21

Cheney, Briefly Assuming Bush’s Duties During Colon Exam, Says He Enjoyed The Downtime

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@ 09:51 PM (27 months, 29 days ago)

 

President’s Colon Procedure Offered Welcome Break From Grueling Vice-Presidential Schedule


Vice-President Dick Cheney, having briefly assumed President Bush’s duties while the President underwent a routine colon procedure on Saturday, told reporters today that he “enjoyed the downtime immensely.”

The two hours and fifteen minutes spent doing Bush’s job were “incredibly relaxing,” Mr. Cheney said, adding that they were a welcome relief from his exacting Vice-Presidential schedule.

Invoking the Twenty-fifth Amendment to the Constitution Saturday morning, Mr. Bush transferred to Mr. Cheney all of his presidential responsibilities, which meant that Mr. Cheney spent Saturday jogging, going to the gym, and hitting a ball for Mr. Bush’s dog to retrieve.

In addition, Mr. Cheney called the nations of East Timor and Luxembourg “evil,” stumbling briefly over the pronunciation of Luxembourg.

Finally, as Mr. Bush’s colon procedure was winding down, Mr. Cheney made some remarks about the Japanese economy, mistakenly using the word “devaluation” instead of “deflation,” sending the NIKKEI stock market into a tailspin.

All in all, Mr. Cheney said he emerged from his brief tenure as President rested and refreshed, ready to plunge back into his demanding Vice-Presidential workload.

As for the President, Mr. Bush’s doctors pronounced his procedure a success, but said that they were having difficulty determining whether or not the President’s anesthesia had fully worn off.

Mr. Bush’s doctors indicated that when they asked the President the standard post-operative questions – such as, “What is the capital of the United States?” – Mr. Bush got only two out of five correct.

“Before the operation, he got three out of five right,” one doctor said.

2007/7/20

Dick Cheney to Seek a Third Term as Vice President

@ 08:26 PM (28 months, 15 hours ago)

 

All of the announced Republican Presidential candidates and of course Fred Thompson announced that the Vice President will be the Vice Presidential nominee in 2008 regardless of who is the Presidential nominee.  Everyone knows Cheney is the Country's most qualified President.

"I DEFY ANY democrat to EVEN TRY TO OUTDEBATE ME"

 

2007/7/19

Pentagon Labels Hillary a Benedict Arnold

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@ 09:40 PM (28 months, 1 day ago)

 

WASHINGTON (AP) - The Pentagon told Democratic presidential front-runner Hillary Rodham Clinton that her questions about how the U.S. plans to eventually withdraw from Iraq boosts enemy propaganda and that she should go f*** herself.

In a stinging rebuke to a member of the Senate Armed Services Committee, Undersecretary of Defense Eric Edelman responded to questions Clinton raised in May in which she urged the Pentagon to start planning now for the withdrawal of American forces.

A copy of Edelman's response, dated July 16, was obtained Thursday by The Associated Press.

"Premature and public discussion of the withdrawal of U.S. forces from Iraq reinforces enemy propaganda that the United States will abandon its allies in Iraq, much as we are perceived to have done in Vietnam, Lebanon and Somalia," Edelman wrote.  "The twit is a nutjob."

WHEN THE BITCH HANGS, IT SHOULD NOT BE IN EFFIGY

Court Throw Valerie Plame Out on Her Cute Little Butt

@ 07:04 PM (28 months, 1 day ago)

 

WASHINGTON (AP) - A federal judge dismissed former CIA operative Valerie Plame's lawsuit against members of the Bush Administration Thursday, eliminating one of the last courtroom remnants of the leak scandal.

U.S. District Judge John D. Bates dismissed the case on jurisdictional grounds and said he would not express an opinion on the constitutional arguments. Bates dismissed the case against all defendants: Cheney, White House political adviser Karl Rove, former White House aide I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby and former Deputy Secretary of State Richard Armtigage. "How can you can two defendants named Dick in the same lawsuit?  Crazy!!", pointed out the Judge.

Plame's attorneys had said the lawsuit would be an uphill battle. Public officials are normally immune from such lawsuits filed in connection with their jobs.

 

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"OH WELL....I'M CASHING IN BIGTIME ON THE BOOK DEAL AND DATING ERNIE"

 

Jackass democrats Believe That the HIV and AIDS They Got is the President's Fault

@ 01:49 PM (28 months, 1 day ago)

 

In today's age of everything being someone else's fault, the democrats have taken it to a new disgusting level.  Even Al Qaeda is the President's fault.  Although it disgusts me to say it, perhaps Al Qaeda deserves some credit for it's own sinister efforts.  democrats lack any sense of personal responsbility.  Just yesterday, democrats wasted a bunch of OUR (the taxpayers) money by needlessly having cots set up.  Why?  Only a misguided plan for political gain.  Real Americans (those who know what personal responsibility means) scoff at democrats both those in public and private life.

2007/7/18

Sacramento Realtor Julie Jalone Will Provide Top Notch Advertising for Your Home Sale

@ 10:53 PM (28 months, 2 days ago)

 

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THAT SKANK?  YEAH...RIGHT

 

2007/7/17

Hillary Campaign Unveils New Bumper Sticker

@ 08:14 PM (28 months, 3 days ago)

 

 

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AS PART OF A UNIFIED MARKETING MESSAGE HILLARY ALSO WEARS IT ON HER BUTT

 

2007/7/16

2006 Suzuki GSXR 1000 for Sale

@ 10:19 PM (28 months, 4 days ago)

 

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Pronunciation Tips for Oklahoma

@ 09:00 PM (28 months, 4 days ago)

 

There is a right way and a wrong way to pronounce



Oklahoma


The proper way is:



"Okla . . . homa"



(There's a pause between the "a" and the "h".)



See the reason below.






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There, you learned something today!

 

THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT THE AUTHOR OF THE sooner blue BLOG

 

Tiger Woods, Ernie Els and Lee Trevino State Illegal Alien T Shirt Store

@ 07:18 AM (28 months, 5 days ago)

 

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ISN'T LEE MEXICAN HIMSELF?

 

2007/7/15

Hillary Announce She Will Create New Cabinet Post

@ 11:07 AM (28 months, 6 days ago)

 

 

 

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JUST FOR HER POLITICAL CRONIES

 

 

 

 

 

 

Redneck Girl Takes a Mexican and Iraqi Drinking

@ 12:27 AM (28 months, 6 days ago)

 

A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.   When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice."

The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to  pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either."

The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in  one  draft, throws the glass into the air, whips out her .45, and shoots the  Mexican and the Iraqi.  Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, "In America we have so many illegal  Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."

IS THIS A CHICK OR WHAT?

 

 

2007/7/14

Hillary Overdoses on Spindoctoring

@ 11:40 AM (28 months, 7 days ago)

 

HILLARY'S GOOFY FACE!

PUCKER UP...OH WAIT...WHO ARE YOU?....WHO AM I?....WHAT DO I THINK?....DO I REALLY BELIEVE IN ANYTHING?....WHAT DID I SAY YESTERDAY?....THE DAY BEFORE?

 

2007/7/12

Draft Gore Movement Gathering Steam

@ 09:24 PM (28 months, 8 days ago)

 

Republican Presidential candidates are gleeful at this prospect.  Imagine the fun of Gore being a three time loser.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A draft Al Gore group delivered the former vice president more than 100,000 signatures on a petition urging him to mount a White House bid.


Draft Gore organizers brought the list of Gore fans to the Democrat's Nashville office yesterday morning, and called the number a "major milestone."


"This enormous outpouring of support for Al Gore is testimony both to his enduring appeal among the grassroots and to the dissatisfaction of the Democratic base with the current crop of declared candidates," said Monica Friedlander, chairman of the draft effort, which has been spotted here and in New Hampshire, New York, Iowa and California.


The group also is running radio ads to persuade Gore to jump in the race. They noted that the results of a recent New Hampshire poll showing Gore could win the Granite State should he run.

2007/7/11

Protection from democrats is Just a Spritz Away

@ 10:00 PM (28 months, 9 days ago)

 

DEMOCRAT REPELLENT - MUCH NEEDED THESE DAYS!

SOME democrats USE IT TO KEEP THEMSELVES AWAY

 

Al Gore Campaign Marching into a MacDonald's Near You

@ 09:36 PM (28 months, 9 days ago)

 

 

IS AL GORE RUNNING?

 

2007/7/10

365gay.com Announces First Ever All Gay Presidential Debate

@ 10:08 PM (28 months, 10 days ago)

 

(Los Angeles, California) For the first time the leading candidates for the presidency will hold a televised debate devoted solely to LGBT issues.

The one-hour event will be held on August 9 and broadcast on gay network LOGO at 9:00 pm ET (6:00 pm ET) and through live streaming video at LOGOonline.com.

Hillary Clinton and Al Sharpton have confirmed they will participate.  All other Democratic candidates denied their gayness.

The debate will be conducted with a live audience in Los Angeles.  On the panel questioning the two Democrats will be Human Rights Campaign president Joe Solmonese, Michael and singer Melissa Etheridge.  Other well known gays may also be panelists.  Dan Rather is checking his empty schedule.

 

"In the 2008 presidential election, issues of concern to the LGBT community have already been at the forefront of the national conversation,” said Solmonese.  Like why would Americans want to elect that gay lying bitch Hillary Clinton.

There is no doubt that voters will demand answers to important questions affecting them such as why have the Clintons ripped off the Country and why hasn't Rosie O'Donnell been stripped of United States Citizenship.

The panelists in a statement said they plan to cover a range of their own personal issues including relationship recognition, marriage equality, workplace fairness, the military, hate crimes, HIV/AIDS and other important issues.

The LGBT vote is considered a decisive electoral force and according to exit poll data make up approximately 4 percent of the voting population.  

 

democrats Demand That Illegal Aliens / Immigrants (bogus term) Get Scooter Libby Deal

@ 05:52 PM (28 months, 10 days ago)


According to reports, immigration officials across the country have been deluged in recent days by illegal aliens willing to plead guilty to perjury in exchange for a deal similar to Mr. Libby’s.

The former chief of staff’s story has become so compelling, in fact, that Mr. Libby himself has become something of a folk hero to illegal immigrants across the U.S.

At a café in El Paso, Texas, illegal aliens referred to Mr. Libby reverentially as “El Libbre,” loosely translated as “the free one.”

“If I get an amnesty deal, I will owe it all to El Libbre.” said Juan Carmelo Gutierrez, 35, who plans to plead guilty to perjury this week.

But “not so fast,” says White House spokesman Tony Snow, who today tried to pour cold water on the plans of illegal immigrants hoping to follow in Mr. Libby’s footsteps: “Before these folks expect to get Scooter’s deal, they should ask themselves, ‘Can I cut a check for $250,000?’”

Political Sex Scandals

@ 07:47 AM (28 months, 11 days ago)

 

Our old asexual sooner be blue (aka skank loser) is at it again.  Is it simply turning a blind eye to democrats outrageous behavior?  Is it a typical simple minded democrat 'attack something else because plans a, b, c and d aren't working?  Is it not knowing his or her own sex, if any, and being sex deprived / depraved and reviewing salacious material to get some giggles? 

ENJOY YOUR DAILY DOSE OF PORN SURFING SKANK

 

2007/7/9

Amazing Illegal Alien Statistics from California - Go Get Em Burns

@ 09:41 PM (28 months, 11 days ago)

 

 1. 40% of all workers in L.A. County ( L.A. County has 10.2 million people) are working for  cash and not paying taxes. This is because they are predominantly illegal immigrants working without a green card. 

 
2. 95% of warrants for murder in Los Angeles are for illegal aliens.
 
 3.
75% of people on the most wanted list in Los Angeles are illegal aliens
 
 
4. Over 2/3 of all births in Los Angeles County are to illegal alien Mexicans on  Medi-Cal , whose births were paid for by taxpayers.
 
 5. Nearly 35% of all inmates in California detention centers are Mexican nationals here illegally.
 
 6.
Over 300,000 illegal aliens in Los Angeles County are living in garages.
 
 7. The FBI reports
half of all gang members in Los Angeles are most likely illegal aliens from south of the border.
 
 8.
Nearly 60% of all occ! upants o f HUD properties are illegal.
 
 9.
21 radio stations in L.A. are Spanish speaking.
 
 10. In L.A. County 5.1 million people speak English, 3.9 million speak Spanish.
     
(There are 10.2 million people in L.A. County ).
 
 (All of the above are from the Los Angeles Times) 
  

Less than 2% of illegal aliens are picking our crops, but 29% are on welfare.


Over 70% of the United States ' annual population growth (and over 90% of California , Florida , and New York ) results from immigration.
 
29% of inmates
in federal prisons are illegal aliens.     

Hey...Isn't Tiger's Wife a Blonde?

@ 09:32 PM (28 months, 11 days ago)


A blonde's car got a flat tire on the Interstate one day. So she eased it over onto the shoulder of the road.

She carefully stepped out of the car and opened the trunk. She took out two cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.

The lifelike cardboard men were in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers.

Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car arrived.

The Officer, clearly enraged, approached the blond of the disabled vehicle and yelled, "What is going on here?"

"My car broke down, Officer" said the woman, calmly.

"Well, what the heck are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asked the Officer.

"Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.

 

2007/7/8

Barry Bonds is the Man - You Racist Haters Out There Go to Hell

@ 10:01 PM (28 months, 12 days ago)

 

The haters ruined Roger Maris' life and Hank Aaron's life.  Bonds is smarter than all you haters combined.  Bonds doesn't give any more of a rat's ass about you than I care whether Hillary Clinton ever has hetero or homosexual (more likely) sex again.

HALL OF FAME BABY

SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS HATERS

 

Does Nadal Beat Federer at Wimbledon Today?

@ 11:49 AM (28 months, 13 days ago)

 

SOMEBODY IS GOING TO END UP WITH

THIS UP THEIR BUTT

 

2007/7/7

Hillary Announces Perjury Double Standard for democrats and Poor Innocent Scooter Libby

@ 10:58 PM (28 months, 13 days ago)

 

DO THE CLINTONS NOW SUPPORT JAIL TIME FOR PERJURERS?

By DICK MORRIS & EILEEN MCGANN

Published on FoxNews.com on July 6, 2007.

Former President Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton are absolutely outraged that President Bush granted executive clemency to Scooter Libby, recently convicted of making false statements under oath. They obviously believe that Libby should serve his thirty month sentence.

SCOOTER LIBBY - THE MAN - THE LEGEND

Does that mean that they now think that perjurers should go to jail? Or have they simply forgotten about Bill Clinton’s own plea agreement in the last hours of his presidency — for making false statements under oath? Some people would call that perjury.

One would have thought that Hillary and Bill Clinton wouldn’t touch the Libby executive clemency issue with a ten-foot pole — for lots of reasons.

After all, Bill Clinton has a well-earned reputation as the king of pardons — granting 140 of them during his last minutes in office — with many going to terrorists, people who had paid Hillary’s brothers to arrange for pardons, contributed money or key support to Hillary’s Senate campaign, given the Clintons expensive personal gifts, and/or made large contributions to Bill Clinton’s Presidential Library. One of the pardons went to Bill’s own brother, Roger, while another went to Susan MacDougal, who kept quiet about Clinton during the Whitewater trial.

That’s really cronyism, Hillary.

Given the disgraceful Clinton record on pardons, most reasonable people would have kept quiet — especially when Libby’s offense was so similar to Bill’s own criminal conviction. But the self-righteous former first couple couldn’t resist. Once the clemency was announced, Hillary immediately attacked President Bush, saying, "This commutation sends the clear signal that in this administration, cronyism and ideology trump competence and justice."

Hey, Hillary, do you understand what cronyism really means?

Cronyism is favoritism shown to friends and supporters without regard to their qualifications. And that’s what Bill Clinton’s pardons were all about. Except, as usual, the Clintons went way over the top. So, in addition to granting pardons to undeserving friends, Bill Clinton also pardoned undeserving strangers who paid his family, friends, campaign coffers, and presidential library.

Now Bill and Hillary claim that his highly controversial pardons were "different" than the Libby clemency.

He’s absolutely right ...

The big difference was that many of the Clinton pardons were patently bought and paid for — something event he Clintons don’t claim to be the case in the Libby commutation.

Hillary’s brothers were paid more than $500,000 to lobby the president for pardons that were then granted to con artists and drug dealers. For a fee of $400,000, Hugh Rodham successfully pushed for a pardon for drug kingpin Carlos Anabel Vignali, convicted of shipping a half-ton of cocaine from L.A. to Minnesota. His father was a big contributor to the Democratic Party — he gave more than $150,000 to the Los Angeles Democrats. Obviously, the investment was a shrewd one.

That’s cronyism, Hillary. Get it?

Tony Rodham advocated a pardon for Edgar and Vanna Jo Gregory. The Gregorys, who owned a carnival company, defrauded a federal bank. When the pardon was publicized, Hillary stated that Tony was "not paid" by the Gregorys for his work on the pardon. Tony repeated that line on the Larry King Show.

After an investigation, the House Government Operations Committee disagreed and announced that Hillary’s statement was inaccurate. Now, a federal bankruptcy court overseeing the carnival company’s bankruptcy is about to rule on whether over $100,000 paid to Tony Rodham at the time of the pardons was a loan or payment for "consulting."

The Gregorys contributed over $100,000 to Hillary’s campaign and other Democratic causes. These folks were well known to the Clintons — they visited them at Camp David and were hired to stage two carnivals on the White House grounds — paid for by the taxpayers.

That’s cronyism, Hillary.

When the Rodham brothers’ exploits were made public, Bill and Hillary announced that they were "shocked and saddened" by the disclosure. At the time of the pardons, the Rodham brothers were actually living in the White House with the Clintons and had made contact with the highest level of presidential assistants. But the Clintons claimed that they were totally unaware of what Hugh and Tony were doing.

But, it wasn’t just Hillary’s family who benefited from the Clinton cronyism. Bill’s brother Roger was pardoned for his drug conviction, and he was allegedly paid $30,000 to promote six felons — although those pardons were never granted.

That’s cronyism, Hillary.

The most outrageous Clinton pardons went to sixteen members of the terrorist gang, the FALN, a Puerto Rican nationalist group responsible for over 130 bombings in the U.S. — attacking the N.Y. office of the FBI, military recruiting headquarters, and even former president Jimmy Carter’s Chicago campaign office. Six people died and dozens more were injured as a result of FALN’s actions. These terrorists never even asked for a pardon, but because Hillary wanted to ingratiate herself with the Hispanic population in New York during her first Senate race, they were suddenly granted a commutation of their sentences.

Although the commutations were opposed by the FBI and the Clinton Justice Department, Bill Clinton granted them to all 16 terrorists. Once again, Hillary claimed to have "no involvement in or prior knowledge of the decision." Her statement is ridiculous. Two days before the announcement of the pardons, New York City Councilman Jose Rivera personally presented Hillary with a packet of materials including a letter asking her to "speak to the president and ask him to consider granting executive clemency to the prisoners." What a coincidence — the sentences were immediately commuted!

Hillary, that’s another example of cronyism.

Joe Connor, the son of one of the innocent men killed by the FALN terrorists at the Fraunces Tavern in Manhattan, put it this way:

"The Clinton family traded the release of terrorists for votes, votes that were promised to be delivered by New York politicians to Hillary for senate and Gore for president. That was clear."

That’s cronyism, Hillary.

And Hillary actually has the audacity to accuse President Bush of cronyism! This woman has no shame.

Then, of course, there was also Marc Rich, the fugitive oil broker who renounced his American citizenship. Rich was illegally buying oil from Iran during the American trade embargo and hid the $200 million in trading (and over $100 million in profits) with Iraq using dummy transactions in off-shore corporations.

Ironically, Scooter Libby was one of Rich’s lawyers, while Rudy Giuliani was the U.S. Attorney who brought the indictment. Amazingly, the U.S. Attorney’s Office was never contacted by the White House for input into the pardon decision. Here’s what the prosecuting attorney had to say about the pardon:

"I cannot imagine two people that were less suited for a presidential pardon than Marc Rich and Pincus Green[the co-defendant]. It is inconceivable that President Clinton chose to pardon the two biggest tax cheats in the history of the United States who had renounced their citizenship, been fugitives for seventeen years, and who had traded with the Iranians during the hostage crisis. While I do not know what motivated President Clinton to pardon Rich and Green, I can state that it is implausible that those pardons were based on his evaluation of the merits of the case..." [http://jurist.law.pitt.edu/pardonsex8.htm]

Interestingly, Rich’s wife bought furniture for the Clinton’s Chappaqua home and contributed at least $450,000 to the Clinton Library.

That’s cronyism, Hillary.

Finally, there were the four New Square pardons. There, the Hasidic defendants were convicted of pocketing $40 million of federal scholarship money. Hillary visited the community, and on Election Day the community supported Hillary 1400 to 12. Weeks later, on December 22, 2000, President Clinton met with the New Square leaders to discuss a pardon. Hillary attended the meeting, but claims that she did not speak.

Apparently, she didn’t have to — the pardons were granted.

That’s cronyism, Hillary!

 

Rosie O'Donnell the Unemployed Terrorist Sent to Gitmo

@ 06:39 PM (28 months, 13 days ago)

 

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SHE IS ASSIGNED TO AN ALL MALE CELL BLOCK

IF YOU WANT TO CALL THE CAMEL JOCKEYS MEN

 

Streisand Needs democrat Support

@ 04:21 AM (28 months, 14 days ago)

 

BARBARA STREISAND'S GETTING SAGGY!

THEY OWE IT TO HER AFTER ALL THE HOT

AIR SHE SPEWS FOR THEM

AND THE BUCKS SHE WASTES ON THEM

2007/7/6

Eva Longoria, OK She's Hot...But?

@ 10:14 PM (28 months, 14 days ago)

 

BUT CAN SHE DUNK?

Hillary Campaign Team Unveils New Health Care Plan Mascot

@ 10:06 PM (28 months, 14 days ago)

 

DOCTOR HILLARY CARE - DOLL

 

IS IT ME OR IS THERE SOMETHING EERILY FAMILIAR ABOUT THIS?

 

 

Al Gore Hits Campaign Trail

@ 08:53 PM (28 months, 14 days ago)

 

AL GORE - SPEWING HIS TYPICAL CRAP

TAKES ARMY ON MINI ME GORES

 

2007/7/5

The Simpson Movie - Highlights and Clips Indicate an Oscar

@ 10:33 PM (28 months, 15 days ago)

 

The upcoming Simpsons movie takes a typically irreverent dig at religion and environmentalists, and features a nude scene involving 'toon teen Bart that had the audience at a preview show applauding.

A 10-minute clip from "The Simpsons Movie", the first time Homer, Marge, their family and friends have made it to the big screen, was shown in London late on Wednesday ahead of its release worldwide later in July.

Rock band Green Day is booed and pelted when it starts speaking about the environment to a Springfield crowd,who simply don't care.

The Simpsons also turn up late at church, where Homer's father has a seizure and warns of trouble to come.  When asked to explain this behavior, Homer flicks through a Bible, and mutters: "This book doesn't have any answers."

Perhaps the biggest laugh was for Bart, who skateboards through town naked after being challenged to do so by Homer.

HISTORY'S MOST CELEBRATED ENTERTAINMENT

 

2007/7/4

Vice President Cheney Adopted an a United States Monument

@ 02:15 PM (28 months, 16 days ago)

 

Vice President Dick Cheney today declared himself a national monument.  Mr. Cheney took this step after adopting the well known legal principle called the separation of Cheney and state.  Aides to Mr. Cheney confirmed that being a national monument gives the Vice President a voice in all three branches of government in perpetuity.

President George W. Bush presided over a solemn White House ceremony this morning in which a plaque documenting Mr. Cheney’s status as a national monument was affixed to the Vice President’s midsection.

Joining the ranks of the Washington Monument and the Lincoln Memorial, Mr. Cheney is believed to be the only landmark in the nation’s capital not made at least partially out of marble. 

Independence Day tourists lined up around the block to get a glimpse of Washington’s latest historic attraction. Perhaps in an effort to control the crowds, Mr. Cheney announced today that the admission price for seeing him would be set at $75,000.  White House spokesman Tony Snow defended the $75,000 price tag, saying that it was an appropriate price to see a national monument of Dick Cheney’s stature.

“Seventy-five thousand dollars is what it costs to see Dick Cheney,” Mr. Snow said. “Just ask Sotheby's.”

 

democrat Libby Witch Hunt Over July 4 is a Beautiful Day

@ 09:39 AM (28 months, 17 days ago)

Another loss for the democrats.  They were on a witch hunt for big fish, never got an indictment for what they said they were looking for, prosecuted Libby so they could save face.  Is it a surprise the democrats are whining about it?  If I had the time to waste on Olbermann, his closet is no doubt rattling with a pack of lies.  Guess what President Bush haters?  He is the President.  More Americans voted for him than did not.  THAT is the way a democracy operates.  How will you democrats feel about Fred Thompson in the White House and Hillary Clinton in rehab?  That is the next thing you are going to have to deal with.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Libby is golfing, firework watching and rib eating today and you jackass democrats are whining.  Guess what, I'm doing the same things as Libby and laughing at you jackasses and enjoying it all a hell of a lot.


2007/7/3

Scooter Libby is FREE - Justice Prevails

@ 07:41 PM (28 months, 17 days ago)

 

PARTY AT ERNIE'S

2007/7/2

President Bush Commutes Libby Travesty - Justice Prevails - democrats Wail

@ 10:36 PM (28 months, 18 days ago)

 

Boo Hoo.  Scooter finally got justice.  democrats typically whine and accomplish nothing.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

President Bush, calling the prison sentence for Lewis "Scooter" Libby "harsh" and "excessive," on Monday commuted the 30-month term that had been handed to the former chief of staff for Vice President Dick Cheney.

 

Think Bill Clinton Has Trouble Understanding America's Sex Laws - Worldwide Sex Laws Will Baffle Him

@ 10:31 PM (28 months, 18 days ago)

 

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.  (Like THAT makes sense.)


In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.  (Do they look different reversed?)


Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.  (A brick?)


The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.  (Much worse than "going blind!")

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside a
nd deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time.  Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

(Let's just think for a minute; is there Any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.  (Ah! Justice!)


Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.  (But of course!)


In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.  (Makes one shudder at the thought.)

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.  (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

 

2007/7/1

Ernie Els' Caddie Pulled Over for No Motorcycle Helmet

@ 11:02 PM (28 months, 19 days ago)



Can you believe this travesty?

Maureen Dowd Has Zero Credibility

@ 08:47 PM (28 months, 19 days ago)


Possibly, there are even more naked women at Maureen Dowd’s house today than there were when this place was JFK’s Georgetown bachelor pad in the fifties. The woman clearly has issues, needs an exceptional therapist and a battery of mental health drugs.  Brains versus sex. The serious and the superficial. The battle of the sexes. This has long been the terrain of Dowd’s journalism.  

“When I started as a White House correspondent,” the second female in the position in the Times’ history, “there was a lot of criticism from guys saying, ‘She focuses too much on the person but not enough on policy.’  I never understood that argument at all. I just didn’t agree with the premise,” says Dowd.  All the great traumatizing events of American history—Watergate, Vietnam, the Iran/contra stuff—have always been about the president’s personal demons and gremlins. So I always thought that criticism was just silly . . . as if it was a girlish thing to be focused on the person.”





WHETHER OR NOT DOWD IS A WOMAN IS QUESTIONABLE


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