Boozing Astronauts - Lindsay Lohan Signs Up
Ted Kennedy did to but was rejected due to age after scoring high marks on the boozeameter. Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Maybe a person would have to be loaded to hop in a rocket that has a good chance of exploding prior to returning to earth. Since chimps can handle running a spacecraft, who cares if the astronauts are totally bombed? They're irrelevant anyway.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Drunken NASA astronauts were allowed to fly on a Russian spacecraft and cleared to fly on the U.S. space shuttle, a panel convened by NASA said on Friday, citing "heavy use of alcohol by astronauts."
In response, NASA said it launched an investigation to try to verify the allegations, embraced an astronaut code of conduct and was weighing changes in its drinking policies. NOT.
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