Ernie Els Scoffs at Losers

ERNIE BEING ERNIE

2007/8/30

It's All About Screaming Racism / Playing the Race Card

@ 08:10 PM (10 months, 10 days ago)

 


"In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"

The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something.  If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian?  Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?  Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?  Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would you?  Would you?"

The clerk says, "Well, no!"

"If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

"Well, I probably wouldn't!"

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?"

The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."

 

Comment(s) »

  1. Hey...I hear Senator Craig has picked up of this sausage story.

    Comment by Barry G.— 2007/08/30 @ 08:34 PM — (Reply)

  2. I tried to post a cute joke along those same lines but pressed the wrong key. Now I'm too tired to try again.

    Comment by Burns— 2007/08/31 @ 03:38 AM — (Reply)

  3. That will learn ya to try airport food...waaahahahah:twisted:...riff

    Comment by riffran— 2007/08/31 @ 04:12 AM — (Reply)

  4. referring to the senator/sausage comment that is.... lol riff

    Comment by riffran— 2007/08/31 @ 04:13 AM — (Reply)

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