Ernie Els Scoffs at Losers

ERNIE BEING ERNIE

2007/10/18

Cecelia Sarkozy Dumps French President Cites "Size"

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@ 10:08 PM (9 months, 4 days ago)

 

PARIS (Reuters) - President Nicolas Sarkozy and his wife Cecilia have divorced after 11 years of marriage, dealing a severe personal blow to the French leader just six months after he was elected to power.

Ending months of spiraling speculation about a deep marital rift, Sarkozy's spokesman issued a terse statement saying the pair were separating by mutual consent and would not discuss the issue any further. He later confirmed they were divorced.

"THIS LITTLE PRICK IS JUST TOO DAMN SHORT - SHOW ME YOUR DRIVER ERNIE"

 

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  1. Why does Ernie get first crack at her? My bag has a driver.

    Comment by Ed— 2007/10/18 @ 11:28 PM — (Reply)

  2. Dude, Sarkozy is French AND has a pair. He's in VERY high demand. *S*

    Comment by Burns— 2007/10/19 @ 12:38 AM — (Reply)

  3. Gotta be something "lacking" for the pipsqueek to lose a hottie like her.

    Comment by Ed— 2007/10/19 @ 10:56 PM — (Reply)

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