Ernie Els Scoffs at Losers

ERNIE BEING ERNIE

2007/10/24

Blonde Phones Mother in the Old Country

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@ 10:41 PM (8 months, 13 days ago)

 

A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother overseas.

When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed: "I don't have any money, but I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother."

The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect).  "Anything?" he asked. 

"Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised.

Well, then, "Just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next room. The blonde did as she was told and followed the man.

"Come in and close the door" the man said.

She did. 

He then said "Now get on your knees."
She did.

"Now take down my zipper."

She did. 

"Now go ahead ... take it out....." he said.

She reached in and grabbed it with both hands, then paused.  The man closed his eyes and whispered ..."Well ... go ahead." 

The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and while holding it close to her lips, said ....
"Hello. Mom, can you hear me?"  

Comment(s) »

  1. Stupid ass blonde. She forgot to dial the number.

    Comment by Burns— 2007/10/25 @ 12:59 AM — (Reply)

  2. Burns....I don't think that phone has a dial.

    Comment by Ed— 2007/10/25 @ 02:51 PM — (Reply)

  3. Would that be a "head phone"....rofl...riff

    Comment by riffran— 2007/10/25 @ 10:17 PM — (Reply)

  4. What if she got a recording that said, "Press one for English?"

    Comment by Burns— 2007/10/26 @ 06:54 PM — (Reply)

  5. I think enunciating by opening her mother wider might help.

    Comment by Ed— 2007/10/26 @ 09:09 PM — (Reply)

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