Ernie Els Scoffs at democrat liberal Losers Idiocy

LIBERAL DINOSAURS NEAR EXTINCTION

2007/11/30

Gallup Poll: Not Surprisingly Republicans Average Substantially Greater Mental Health Than democrats

@ 11:07 PM (5 months, 17 days ago)

 

PRINCETON, NJ -- Republicans are significantly more likely than Democrats or independents to rate their mental health as excellent, according to data from the last four November Gallup Health and Healthcare polls. Fifty-eight percent of Republicans report having excellent mental health, compared to 43% of independents and 38% of Democrats. This relationship between party identification and reports of excellent mental health persists even within categories of income, age, gender, church attendance, and education.

The basic data -- based on an aggregated sample of more than 4,000 interviews conducted since 2004 -- are straightforward.

The differences are quite significant, as can be seen. While Democrats are slightly less likely to report excellent mental health than are independents, the big distinctions in these data are the differences between Republicans and everyone else.

One could be quick to assume that these differences are based on the underlying demographic and socioeconomic patterns related to party identification in America today. A recent Gallup report (see "Strong Relationship Between Income and Mental Health" in Related Items) reviewed these mental health data more generally, and found that men, those with higher incomes, those with higher education levels, and whites are more likely than others to report excellent mental health. Some of these patterns describe characteristics of Republicans, of course.

But an analysis of the relationship between party identification and self-reported excellent mental health within various categories of age, gender, church attendance, income, education, and other variables shows that the basic pattern persists regardless of these characteristics. In other words, party identification appears to have an independent effect on mental health even when each of these is controlled for.

The accompanying graphs display the relationship between party identification and self-reported mental health crossed by categories of a number of relevant variables. In almost all cases, Republicans are more likely to report excellent mental health across the various categories.

For example, Republicans are significantly more likely to report excellent mental health than are independents or Democrats among those making less than $50,000 a year, and among those making at least $50,000 a year. Republicans are also more likely than independents and Democrats to report excellent mental health within all four categories of educational attainment.

Gallup also conducted a separate multivariate analysis that looked at the impact of a list of variables -- including party identification -- on self-reported mental health. This analysis showed that even when the impact of these other variables is controlled for statistically, there is an independent and highly significant impact of being a Republican on mental health.

The accompanying table displays the result of this analysis, showing the regression coefficients that represent the relationship of each variable to mental health while controlling for the other variables in the model. (Coefficients marked with an asterisk are significant at the .000 level.)

The table shows that income, education, gender, church attendance, and being a Republican are significantly related to self-reported mental health -- each such relationship occurring even when the impact of the other variables is taken into account.

Discussion

What are the implications of these findings?

Correlation is no proof of causation, of course. The reason the relationship exists between being a Republican and more positive mental health is unknown, and one cannot say whether something about being a Republican causes a person to be more mentally healthy, or whether something about being mentally healthy causes a person to choose to become a Republican (or whether some third variable is responsible for causing both to be parallel).

Previous analysis (see Related Items) shows that a number of variables are related to self-reported mental health -- including, in particular, income. Because Republicans have on average higher incomes than independents or Democrats, part of the explanation for the relationship between being a Republican and having better mental health is a result of this underlying factor. The same is true for several other variables.

But the key finding of the analyses presented here is that being a Republican appears to have an independent relationship on positive mental health above and beyond what can be explained by these types of demographic and lifestyle variables. The exact explanation for this persistent relationship -- as noted -- is unclear.

Survey Methods

Results are based on an aggregated sample of telephone interviews with 4,014 national adults, aged 18 and older, conducted in November 2004, November 2005, November 2006, and November 2007. For results based on the total aggregated sample of national adults, one can say with 95% confidence that the maximum margin of sampling error is ±2 percentage points. The margin of error for smaller subsamples reported in this analysis will be larger.

In addition to sampling error, question wording and practical difficulties in conducting surveys can introduce error or bias into the findings of public opinion polls.

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The accompanying graphs display the relationship between party identification and self-reported mental health crossed by categories of a number of relevant variables. In almost all cases, Republicans are more likely to report excellent mental health across the various categories.

For example, Republicans are significantly more likely to report excellent mental health than are independents or Democrats among those making less than $50,000 a year, and among those making at least $50,000 a year. Republicans are also more likely than independents and Democrats to report excellent mental health within all four categories of educational attainment.

Gallup also conducted a separate multivariate analysis that looked at the impact of a list of variables -- including party identification -- on self-reported mental health. This analysis showed that even when the impact of these other variables is controlled for statistically, there is an independent and highly significant impact of being a Republican on mental health.

The accompanying table displays the result of this analysis, showing the regression coefficients that represent the relationship of each variable to mental health while controlling for the other variables in the model. (Coefficients marked with an asterisk are significant at the .000 level.)

The table shows that income, education, gender, church attendance, and being a Republican are significantly related to self-reported mental health -- each such relationship occurring even when the impact of the other variables is taken into account.

Discussion

What are the implications of these findings?

Correlation is no proof of causation, of course. The reason the relationship exists between being a Republican and more positive mental health is unknown, and one cannot say whether something about being a Republican causes a person to be more mentally healthy, or whether something about being mentally healthy causes a person to choose to become a Republican (or whether some third variable is responsible for causing both to be parallel).

Previous analysis (see Related Items) shows that a number of variables are related to self-reported mental health -- including, in particular, income. Because Republicans have on average higher incomes than independents or Democrats, part of the explanation for the relationship between being a Republican and having better mental health is a result of this underlying factor. The same is true for several other variables.

But the key finding of the analyses presented here is that being a Republican appears to have an independent relationship on positive mental health above and beyond what can be explained by these types of demographic and lifestyle variables. The exact explanation for this persistent relationship -- as noted -- is unclear.

Survey Methods

Results are based on an aggregated sample of telephone interviews with 4,014 national adults, aged 18 and older, conducted in November 2004, November 2005, November 2006, and November 2007. For results based on the total aggregated sample of national adults, one can say with 95% confidence that the maximum margin of sampling error is ±2 percentage points. The margin of error for smaller subsamples reported in this analysis will be larger.

In addition to sampling error, question wording and practical difficulties in conducting surveys can introduce error or bias into the findings of public opinion polls.

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Gallup also conducted a separate multivariate analysis that looked at the impact of a list of variables -- including party identification -- on self-reported mental health. This analysis showed that even when the impact of these other variables is controlled for statistically, there is an independent and highly significant impact of being a Republican on mental health.

The accompanying table displays the result of this analysis, showing the regression coefficients that represent the relationship of each variable to mental health while controlling for the other variables in the model. (Coefficients marked with an asterisk are significant at the .000 level.)

The table shows that income, education, gender, church attendance, and being a Republican are significantly related to self-reported mental health -- each such relationship occurring even when the impact of the other variables is taken into account.

Discussion

What are the implications of these findings?

Correlation is no proof of causation, of course. The reason the relationship exists between being a Republican and more positive mental health is unknown, and one cannot say whether something about being a Republican causes a person to be more mentally healthy, or whether something about being mentally healthy causes a person to choose to become a Republican (or whether some third variable is responsible for causing both to be parallel).

Previous analysis (see Related Items) shows that a number of variables are related to self-reported mental health -- including, in particular, income. Because Republicans have on average higher incomes than independents or Democrats, part of the explanation for the relationship between being a Republican and having better mental health is a result of this underlying factor. The same is true for several other variables.

But the key finding of the analyses presented here is that being a Republican appears to have an independent relationship on positive mental health above and beyond what can be explained by these types of demographic and lifestyle variables. The exact explanation for this persistent relationship -- as noted -- is unclear.

Survey Methods

Results are based on an aggregated sample of telephone interviews with 4,014 national adults, aged 18 and older, conducted in November 2004, November 2005, November 2006, and November 2007. For results based on the total aggregated sample of national adults, one can say with 95% confidence that the maximum margin of sampling error is ±2 percentage points. The margin of error for smaller subsamples reported in this analysis will be larger.

In addition to sampling error, question wording and practical difficulties in conducting surveys can introduce error or bias into the findings of public opinion polls.

2007/11/29

PGA Pro Shops and Country Clubs Announce No Smoking Policy

@ 08:25 PM (5 months, 19 days ago)

 

NO SMOKING SIGN - AND I MEAN IT!

 

IT FIGURES THAT THE LAST BASTION OF RACISM, SEXISM AND SNOOTISM

WOULD BE THE LAST TO RECOGNIZE THE EVILS OF SMOKING

 

Els Hires New Caddy to Further Intimidate Tiger and Other PGA Players

@ 12:47 PM (5 months, 19 days ago)

 

 

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"NOT ONLY DOES THIS GUY KNOW THE GAME, HE

TOTALLY FREAKS OUT WHOEVER I AM PLAYING AGAINST"

2007/11/27

Loose Change Subject to Many Interpretations

@ 10:04 PM (5 months, 21 days ago)

NUTTY?

 

INVALUABLE?

 

CHECK OUT THE NAME OF THE SITE OWNER

 

2007/11/26

Hillary Does Anything to Appeal to a Broad Base

@ 08:25 PM (5 months, 22 days ago)

 

HILLARY - A BROAD BASE!

 

I'VE SEEN CIRCUS FAT LADIES AND ELEPHANTS WITH SMALLER ASSES

 

2007/11/25

Walmart Opens Women Only Parking Lot for Holiday Season

@ 06:50 PM (5 months, 23 days ago)

 

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MEN DO NOT CRY "DISCRIMINATION"

 

 

 

World War II Memorial in DC Tries to Ignore God - Edits FDR Speech

@ 06:34 PM (5 months, 23 days ago)


Today I went to visit the new World War II Memorial inWashington , DC
I got an unexpected history lesson.   Because I'm a baby boomer, I was
one of the youngest in the crowd. Most were the age of my parents,
Veterans of "the greatest war" with their families. It was a beautiful
day, and people were smiling and happy to be there. Hundreds of us
milled around the memorial, reading the inspiring words of Eisenhower
and Truman that are engraved there.

On the Pacific side of the memorial, a group of us gathered to read the
words President Roosevelt used to announce the attack on Pearl Harbor.

"Yesterday, December 7,1941--a date which will live in infamy--the
United States

of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked."

One elderly woman read the words aloud:

"With confidence in our armed forces, with the abounding determination of
our people, we will gain the inevitable triumph."

But as she read, she was suddenly turned angry. "Wait a minute," she said,
they left out the end of the quote. They left out the most important part.
Roosevelt ended the message with "so help us God."

Her husband said, "You are probably right. We're not supposed to say things
like that now."

"I know I'm right," she insisted. "I remember the speech." The two looked
dismayed, shook their heads sadly and walked away.

Listening to their conversation, I thought to myself, Well, it has been over
50 years; she's probably forgotten."

But she had not forgotten. She was right.

Hillary Salutes Her Reflection in the Poll Mirror

@ 10:51 AM (5 months, 23 days ago)

 

MIRROR IMMEDIATELY SHATTERS

 

2007/11/23

MARIA BARTIROMO - "The Money Honey" - CNBC

@ 04:43 PM (5 months, 25 days ago)

 

MARIA BARTIROMO - "The Money Honey" - CNBC NEWSWOMAN HOTTIE!

 

NOW, I'M REALLY INTO NEWS

Post Office Politically Correct - TOTAL BULLSHIT

@ 04:35 PM (5 months, 25 days ago)

 

I THINK THIS A GREAT  IDEA. I WILL START WRITING THIS ON FRONT OF ALL MY ENVELOPES, TOO!
 
You may have heard in the news that
    the Post Office   ha s   been forced to take down small posters that say "IN GOD WE TRUST! .
 
"The law, they say, is being violated. < I>
 
Anyway, I heard proposed on a radio station show, that we should all write " IN
GOD WE     TRUST " on the back of all our mail...after all, that is our national motto, and it's on all the money we use to buy those stamps. I think it is a wonderful idea.
 
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We must take back our nation from all the people who
think that anything that offends them should be removed.
 
If you like this idea, please pass it on.

 
It has been reported that 86% of Americans believe in God. Therefore, I have a very hard time understanding why there is such a mess about having "
In God We Trust" on our money and havin g God in the pledge of Allegiance.
 
Could it be that WE just need to take action and tell the 14% to sit down and shut up?

2007/11/22

Celebrities Examine Age Old Question: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

@ 09:32 AM (5 months, 26 days ago)

 

DR. PHIL :
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.
OPRAH :
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
GEORGE W. BUSH :
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
COLIN POWELL :
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...
ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
JOHN KERRY :
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
NANCY GRACE :
That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN :
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART :
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
DR SEUSS :
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY :
To die in the rain. Alone.
JERRY FALWELL :
Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth?' That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.
GRANDPA :
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
BARBARA WALTERS :
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON :
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

ARISTOTLE
:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
BILL GATES :
I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% ........ reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN :
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON :
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
AL GORE :
I invented the chicken!
COLONEL SANDERS :
Did I miss one?
DICK CHENEY :
Where's my gun?
AL SHARPTON :
Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

2007/11/20

Iraq Troops Given Thanksgiving Support by Ted Kennedy

@ 09:59 PM (5 months, 28 days ago)

 

TEDDY KENNEDY AND THE SENATE'S SUPPORT OF OUR TROOPS!

 

THE DUDE IS AN ICON {FOR JACKASSES}

 

democrat Jackass Mascot No Accident

@ 07:25 PM (5 months, 28 days ago)

 

NO JACKASSES - DEMOCRATS

 

CERTAINLY NOT A COINCIDENCE...EVOLUTION FROM A SNAKE PERHAPS?

 

 

2007/11/19

President Bush Issues "Thankfulness List" in Thanksgiving Radio Address

@ 09:17 PM (5 months, 29 days ago)

 

In a special pre-Thanksgiving radio address broadcast from the White House, President George W. Bush asked his fellow Americans to join him in giving thanks for the following things:

“My fellow Americans, let’s be thankful for global warming, because as these winter months approach, it makes the world such a nice, toasty place.

“Let’s be thankful for all of the food on our tables, unless some of it is from China.

“Let’s be thankful that Pakistan will have free and fair elections.

“Let’s be thankful for the iPhone, except for those losers who actually paid full price for it.

“Let’s be grateful that I didn’t take out a subprime mortgage on the White House.

“Let's be thankful that nuclear weapons haven’t fallen into the hands of the wrong people, like Nancy Pelosi or Rosie O’Donnell.

“Let’s be thankful that Osama bin Laden dyed his hair in his last video, because that made him look really gay.

“Let's be thankful that our military commanders who tell the truth about the war in Iraq.

“Let's be thankful that in nine months it will be August and then I can go on summer vacation again.

 

2007/11/18

Hillary's Secret Haliburton Stock

@ 09:32 PM (6 months, 1 hour ago)

 

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HILLARY'S SECRET PLAN FOR GLOBAL DOMINATION

Bunker Buster Bomb Flying to Iran

@ 09:28 AM (6 months, 13 hours ago)

 

Longer than a Humvee and weighing more than two elephants, the latest and largest bunker-busting bomb is an attention-getter.

The $88 million request last month to speed up the operational ability of the MOP, or Massive Ordnance Penetrator, was noticed by some in Congress who saw a signal that Washington was on track for a war with Iran.

Presumably, its listing as an “urgent operational need from theater commanders” was noticed, as well, by Iran’s leadership.

The 15-ton weapon would be most tailored to blast away at deeply buried nuclear facilities. Defense analysts have predicted any attack on Iran would involve the B-2 stealth bomber using its radar-dodging ways to slip past Tehran’s air defenses and drop bunker busters on places like Natanz, where nuclear facilities hum away 100 feet below the surface.

Presumably, its listing as an “urgent operational need from theater commanders” was noticed, as well, by Iran’s leadership....

 

 

 

 

BUNKER-BUSTER BOMB HEADED FOR IRAN?

2007/11/17

President's Announcement - Harry Reid's Nighmare

@ 11:57 PM (6 months, 22 hours ago)

 

My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed.
Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.

This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now to begin the reckoning.

Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.


The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.

The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.

Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.

In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.


Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China.

I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.

I have instructed the Mayor of New York Cityto begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattanwith more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch you're precious Benzes, Bimmers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York

A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change.

Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your oil.

Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA Treaty - starting now.

We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for oil in Alaska- which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there. They care.

It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."



Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup Soccer from America. To the nations on List 1, A final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you and we won't forget.

To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to speak Arabic.

God bless America. Thank you and good night.

O.J. Unveils "Surprise" Defense

@ 11:14 PM (6 months, 23 hours ago)

 

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"I BELIEVE IN THE JURY SYSTEM.  DO YOU KNOW WHY?"

 

Engagment Rings Bring Big Results

@ 08:30 AM (6 months, 1 day ago)

 

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"BUY A FAKE DIAMOND FROM A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY

AND GET LAID AT WILL"

- BILL CLINTON

 

2007/11/16

Tipper Sick and Tired of Gore Going Green

@ 08:46 PM (6 months, 2 days ago)

 

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"YOU'RE RUINING MY LANDSCAPE YOU JACKASS".......

 

Hillary Campaign Admits Boos in Las Vegas democrat Debate Audience Were Plants

@ 02:09 PM (6 months, 2 days ago)

 

Will this shrill parsing flip flopping lying ugly fat bitch woman stop at nothing?  Accusing others of mudslinging while wet cement slinging herself?  Just remember in December 2003 the polls had Dean 31% and Kerry 10%.  Hillary will definitely f**k up between now and January.  She stopped the bleeding a little last night, however what appeared at the last debate and in the intervening two weeks is reality and that reality is that Hillary sucks.  First planting questions then planting boos.  What a sleaze.  That is NOT the image for America I want.

 

 

2007/11/15

Is Obama Smackdown Softening Up Hillary

@ 11:09 PM (6 months, 2 days ago)

 

For Edwards, Richardson or even that sarcastic bad hair weaved Joe Biden to swoop in like buzzards over her dead carcass?

OBAMA - PUNCHED OUT?

 

Satan Refuses to Take Sides in Regan-Murdoch-O.J. SimpsonLawsuit - Prince of Darkness �Caught in the Middle� of Longtime Associates

@ 09:01 AM (6 months, 3 days ago)

 

The lawsuit filed yesterday by O.J. Simpson publisher Judith Regan against her former employer, Rupert Murdoch, has created a “difficult personal dilemma for me,” Satan said in a press conference today.

For the Prince of Darkness, who has had longstanding ties to both Ms. Regan and Mr. Murdoch, the lawsuit “leaves me feeling very much caught in the middle,” Satan told reporters.

Moments after Ms. Regan filed suit in State Supreme Court in Manhattan against Mr. Murdoch’s company, publishing industry insiders were buzzing with speculation over whether or not Satan would choose between two of his most loyal henchmen.

But at his press conference, held at the Marriott Hotel at Chicago’s O’Hare airport, the Lord of Misrule made it clear that the dispute between Mr. Murdoch and Ms. Regan was “personally wrenching for me.”

“Judith and Rupert have always been like family to me,” said Satan, wearing his traditional red horns and carrying a smoldering pitchfork. “And you expect families to have their quarrels – but nothing like this.”

The Prince of Darkness said that Ms. Regan’s lawsuit against Mr. Murdoch had complicated his Thanksgiving plans.

“I thought that I would have them both over, but clearly that’s not going to happen,” he said.

Satan added that the Regan-Murdoch rift was only the latest unfortunate turn of events in a year that he described as his “annus horribilis.”

“First the Michael Vick thing, and now this,” he said.

2007/11/14

Hillary and Rosie O'Donnell Propose National Gaydar System

@ 09:10 PM (6 months, 4 days ago)

 

NEW HOMELAND SECURITY ADVISORY SYSTEM

2007/11/13

Soup Nazi Tells Rosie O'Donnell "No Job for You Bitch" Reports Seinfeld

@ 09:44 PM (6 months, 5 days ago)

 

Contrary to reports, there will be no Rosie O’Donnell show on MSNBC.

According to sources, Rosie and the struggling cable network have ended talks. They apparently could not reach an agreement on money (MSNBC offered the bitch a generous $5 per show) or the length of a contract (one show with MSNBC having a show by show option), with Rosie remaining steadfast in her desire not to less than $6 per show).  And don’t believe that it was because O’Donnell mentioned the negotiations last week in public that MSNBC scotched the deal. Executives decided the offer was way too high.

NO SOUP FOR YOU FAT STUPID COW BITCH

 

2007/11/12

Google Sued for Patent Infringement By Northeastern University

@ 06:30 PM (6 months, 6 days ago)

 

Google Inc faces a federal patent infringement lawsuit by Northeastern University over technology used in its core Web search system, according to legal papers filed last week. The complaint was filed on Nov. 6 in Marshall, in the Eastern District of Texas -- the U.S. court with a history of decisions that are highly favorable to plaintiffs in patent cases -- but the case only came to light over the weekend.

The plaintiffs are Boston-based Northeastern University and Jarg Corp, a start-up founded by a Northeastern University professor that is the exclusive licensee of search technology patented in 1997, a year before Google was incorporated.  Investigative reporters have discovered that the lawsuit is being funded for the plaintiffs by Bill Gates.

"I'LL STOP THOSE BASTARDS FROM HITTING MORE HITS PER DAY THAN I GET PER MONTH"

 

2007/11/11

Happy Birthday Monica Lewinsky and Her Knees

@ 08:34 PM (6 months, 7 days ago)

 



This week we celebrate a special birthday. Monica Lewinsky turned 31.

Can you believe it? It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees, and putting everything in her mouth.

They grow up so fast, don't they?

Illinois Cop Drew Peterson's 3rd Wife Could Be Exhumed as Search for Missing 4th Wife Continues

@ 12:23 AM (6 months, 7 days ago)

 

Meanwhile Peterson purportedly proposed to Senator Larry Craig.

Prosecutors in Illinois are considering exhuming the body of a Bolingbrook police sergeant's third wife after the coroner who reviewed the autopsy proclaimed her death was no accident.

Chuck Pelkie, a spokesman for the Will County State’s Attorney told FOX News that investigators reviewing the death of Kathleen Savio, the ex-wife of Drew Peterson, and are interested in inspecting the body, but needed to talk to Savio's family first.

Savio's death is being reviewed since Peterson's current wife, Stacy, disappeared Oct. 29. Savio was found dead in her bathtub in March 2004, and at the time her death was ruled accidental.

“There were red flags upon initial review,” Pelkie said. “We are talking seriously about taking steps to exhume her [Savio’s] body."

2007/11/10

Viagra

@ 03:40 PM (6 months, 8 days ago)

 

The skanks suck

2007/11/9

Hillary Unveils New Campaign Button

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@ 10:06 PM (6 months, 9 days ago)

 

HILLARY - EVEN BILL DOESN'T WANT ME!

I GUESS IT'S A COINCIDENCE THAT IT RESEMBLES THE PRESIDENTIAL SEAL

 

2007/11/8

The Genius of Little Johnny - - Sex 101

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@ 10:02 PM (6 months, 10 days ago)
One day Little Johnny heard a noise and peeked into his parents room to check it out.
He opened the door to see his mom bent over the dresser and dad going at it behind her. 
Johnny's dad saw him and gave him a little wink as Johnny closed the door.    
After business was finished Dad went to check on little Johnny. He opened his 
bedroom door to find Grandma bent over the dresser and little Johnny going at it 
behind her.   Dad yelled, "Johnny, what the hell are you doing?!"   Little Johnny 
replied, "It's not so funny when its your mom is it?!"

Speculation bubbles over Bloomberg White House bid - all New York candidates? Yuckkkkk

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@ 08:34 PM (6 months, 10 days ago)

 

For a man who insists he is not running for president, New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg is the subject of much recent speculation.

Newsweek's latest issue carries a cover story on the businessman-turned-mayor in which a top aide, Kevin Sheekey, refers to an independent Bloomberg presidential run: "If it happens, it's a billion-dollar campaign."

The fact that Bloomberg is quoted in the same piece saying "I am not running for president" seemed to do little to calm the waters. Another news report analyzed his shifting answers -- moving from "I'm not running" to "I'm not a candidate" -- in television interviews over the past week.

Bloomberg's propensity to elaborate on what he think is lacking among the current crop of presidential candidates also fuels speculation. So did his recent decision to leave the Republican Party to become an independent.

Under one scenario, Bloomberg could jump into the race if Democrats and Republicans select nominees with high negative ratings in opinion polls -- namely Democratic New York Sen. Hillary Clinton and former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani, a Republican.

That could give Bloomberg, who has said he does not want to be a campaign spoiler or a vanity candidate, until Spring to decide.

FORGET THIS NONSENSE....WHY HASN'T DONALD TRUMP ANNOUNCED YET?

2007/11/7

Camel Turns Down Hillary Begging for Sex

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@ 08:20 PM (6 months, 11 days ago)

 

DEMOCRATS - THE CAMELS NOSE UNDER THE TENT - AND YOUR TAXES!

THAT LYING CHEATING SNIVELING BITCH WILL TRY ANYTHING

EVERYONE THOUGHT BILL WOULD BE THE ONE WITH THE BEASTIALITY THING GOING

HUH....

2007/11/6

Hillary Admits Debate Performance Sucked on the Situation Room

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@ 09:55 PM (6 months, 12 days ago)

 

On today's "The Situation Room," Sen. Hillary Clinton opened up about her widely-discussed performance during last week's MSNBC debate.
"I wasn't at my best the other night," Clinton told CNN's Candy Crowley. "We have had a bunch of debates, and you know, I wouldn't rank that up in my very top list." Following the debate, Clinton's opponents for the 2008 Democratic nomination (as well as Hillary detractors generally) criticized the New York senator for being dishonest and evasive, and for flip-flopping on several issues.

Well duh Hillary.  Gee...isn't Wolf Blitzer a flaming liberal and this was brought out on HIS show.  Uh oh Hillary, "The End is Near" to quote some guy.

 

2007/11/5

Citigroup CEO Prince to Resign