Ernie Els Scoffs at democrat liberal Losers Idiocy

LIBERAL DINOSAURS NEAR EXTINCTION

2007/12/31

United Nations Get New Home in 2008

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Bulldozer + UN Building + East River + Donald Trump = New Home for UN

 

2007/12/30

Giving birth the latest job outsourced to India - As commercial surrogacy takes off, rent-a-womb trend fuels debate

@ 10:32 PM (4 months, 18 days ago)

 

NEWBORN ASKS "DO YOU WANT A DONUT WITH THAT COFFEE?"

Every night in this quiet western Indian city, 15 pregnant women prepare for sleep in the spacious house they share, ascending the stairs in a procession of ballooned bellies, to bedrooms that become a landscape of soft hills.

A team of maids, cooks and doctors looks after the women, whose pregnancies would be unusual anywhere else but are common here. The young mothers of Anand, a place famous for its milk, are pregnant with the children of infertile couples from around the world.

Pentagon Says 200,000 Workers Could Receive Pink Slips for Christmas

@ 07:55 PM (4 months, 18 days ago)

 

GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD RUBBISH !!

Federal employees who work for the Army may get layoff notices before Christmas if Congress and the White House do not reach an accord on funding for the Iraq war, the Pentagon said yesterday.

The warning, posted near the top of the Defense Department's Web site, was the latest in a series from Pentagon officials in recent weeks.

About 100,000 federal employees and an additional 100,000 contract workers are at risk of being sent home without pay in February and March if the Army and Marine Corps run short of money and have to reduce operations at their bases, according to the Pentagon.

2007/12/29

America if Hillary Elected

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Great Food at Outback Steakhouse

@ 09:41 AM (4 months, 19 days ago)

 

Mrs Els and I enjoyed a wonderful dinner at the local Outback the other night.  One of my favorites is the Steak Griller, a shish ka bob that is pre unshised for my dining pleasure.

Outback is not top end dining however is very consistent and the service is generally good.  The waitresses wear too much clothing for my taste, but you can't have everything I suppose.

 

 

2007/12/28

Hillary's Undergarments Appear on Gay Blog Site

@ 07:43 AM (4 months, 20 days ago)

 

CREDIT FOR THE DISCOVERY HAS BEEN ATTRIBUTED TO ONE COSMO KRAMER

Hillary Reveals Dirty Bill Richardson Secret

@ 07:40 AM (4 months, 20 days ago)

 

"I WILL DESTROY EVERY OPPONENT IN IOWA"

 

2007/12/26

Young Girls Victimized by Breeding democrats

@ 08:51 PM (4 months, 22 days ago)

 

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2007/12/24

Secret Service Detail Tired of Hillary

@ 01:29 PM (4 months, 24 days ago)

 

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THEY COPE WITH DRIVING HER AROUND

 

2007/12/23

Merry Christmas to All

@ 12:59 PM (4 months, 25 days ago)

 

MERRY CHRISTMAS FRIENDS, ERNIE

 

Gore Unveils New 'Study' Showing Earth About to Catch Fire

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GORE'S SHEEP BELIEVE 'THE END IS NEAR'

MAYBE THE END IS HERE FOR THEM

 

2007/12/22

Bloggers Poses Questions Ron Paul Can't Answer

@ 08:57 AM (4 months, 26 days ago)

 

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An Open Letter to Ron Paul, MD

By nostalgiphile in Op-Ed
Thu Nov 22, 2007 at 12:19:09 AM EST
Tags: republicans, libertarians, Christians, skinheads, open letter, YFI (all tags)

Dear Ron Paul, MD, 11/20/2007

It is a real honor to be able to write to you today, Dr. Paul. First, I want to assure you that it is with all due respect that I ask you the following question(s). So here goes: given that you believe in a Christian interpretation of the Constitution, have the support of the Christian right for your pro-life stance, are being called "the Zionist choice for president" by Israelis, and even have the Stormfront skinheads on your side, I have to ask: why do you hate America so much?


To be honest, in the 1990s I was a Libertarian too. Unlike you though, I woke the fuck up. That is, I began to realize that the neoliberal economics you believe in so strongly teaches us that it's perfectly alright if politicians are bought on the "free market." But that's not how you and your followers see things. You say there are only "big government Democrats and big government Republicans" in Congress right now, but all I see are "big business Democrats and big business Republicans" in Congress right now--i.e., the people who are exorbitantly powerful because of too little government regulation.

Moreover, I suspect that you and your gold bug ideas are a load of horsecock designed to destroy our government, sir. When federal officials raided the organization (NORFED) and confiscated fake money with your head on it, one FBI agent explained that: "The goal of NORFED is to undermine the United States government's financial systems by the issuance of a non-governmental competing currency for the purpose of repealing the Federal Reserve and Internal Revenue Code," he states. Goddammit Ron, why are you so against us?

In addition, I would also like to ask how, as a doctor, you can really hate sick people? Is it because they are often poor? In an interview with Mary Ann Akers (a.k.a., Sleuth), whom I think we can at least agree is a cutie, you said the following:

Sleuth: As a Libertarian, would you do away with Medicare?

Paul: If the circumstances in the world were rather stable and we weren't fighting a war and we didn't have economic problems I would [push] for Congress to do something...I think it's a flaw in the perfect society I would like to see where individuals take care of themselves.

Medicare, 'medical care', is a "flaw"? People should STFU and "take care of themselves"? WTF? You mean like that dude at the beginning of Sicko (2007) who sews up his own wounds because he can't afford medical care? I have to tell you, this sounds remarkably like Ronald Reagan's America, Dr. Paul. I say this because, when Mary Ann asked you who you'd like in your future government, you answered "someone like Walter Williams". Are you aware that this guy Williams is a complete asshat who thinks that 44% of Americans don't have to pay taxes (the free-loading "leftists"), as well as a rabid far-right capitalist ideologue? Well, probably you are aware of this since you're both crypto-Libertarians who hate the American government. So, why should I want these people in the government if they hate it?

Finally, dear sir, please just explain to me why you want to allow fundamentalist Christians to interpret the Constitution; want to undermine our currency; want to close America's doors to other countries; allow the capitalists to exploit our government for even further gain; tax the poor instead of the rich; eliminate what little public health care and education remains, and generally trash the already weakened foundations of our beloved government?

I look forward to your earliest possible response.

Sincerely,

N0574

PS: Please to be not spamming me, bro.

Supporters Pump Ron Paul Full of Hot Air

@ 08:50 AM (4 months, 26 days ago)

 

"Who is Ron Paul? Google Ron Paul," the 240,000-cubic-foot zeppelin will read on one side and "Ron Paul Revolution" on the other when it launches from Elizabeth City, N.C., Monday and begins its slow, 300-mile-per-day float up the Eastern Seaboard to Boston.

2007/12/19

Alan Keyes

@ 06:20 PM (4 months, 29 days ago)

 

Party: Republican

Occupation: Diplomat, Broadcaster, Author

Current Job / Position: Author, Speaker

Web site(s):
Alan Keyes for President

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Biography

Personal

Birthdate: August 7, 1950 (Long Island, New York)

Hometown: Montgomery County, Maryland

Spouse: Jocelyn Keyes

Children: Francis, Maya, and Andrew

Religion: Catholic

Education

    B.A., Ph.D. Harvard University

Experience

Public Service / Elected Offices:

    U.S. Department of State: Assistant Secretary of State, Ambassador, Foreign Service Officer

Book(s)

    Masters of the Dream: The Strength and Betrayal of Black America
    Our Character, Our Future

2007/12/18

Alan Keyes on the "North American Union" - Not the Ron Paul Soft Porn Version

@ 10:28 PM (5 months, 1 hour ago)

 

We are in a situation now — let me put it this way — where a lot of people are realizing we are being betrayed.

As a people, our sovereignty is being betrayed. Our borders are not being defended. Immigration policies are being proposed and implemented willy-nilly. Policies toward a North American Union are being done in such a way as to undermine our sovereignty as a people, destroy our borders, utterly subvert the demographics that sustain the identity of our people.

And it's being done by folks who are elected by us, and who profess to be of us, and yet who seem to be serving something else, not the American people. And I think the sense that we have an elite that has abandoned its allegiance to the Constitution, to government of, by, and for the people, and to the best interest of the liberty of this people — that's pervasive now. A lot of people are waking up to it.

Some of them, sometimes, try to intimidate you, and say, "Oh, it's a conspiracy theory," or something similar. And I say to them, "Go back and read the Founders." Hamilton and others were absolutely clear on this fact — that throughout human history, there has been a struggle between the principles of justice that respect the equity and justice for the whole of the people, and the ambition of those who believe that they're superior, that they should make the decisions, that they should get the benefits, and that everybody else should be cut out. That's an old story, and it's still with us.

As for denials that plans for a North American Union exist — it reminds me of that old saying: the smartest thing the devil ever did was to convince people he didn't exist. And these people think that they're going to convince us that nothing's going on, so that we'll ignore the evidence of our own eyes.

Thank God, Americans are waking up.

I think, however, we need to realize that this isn't just about our borders. It's not just about the Superhighway. It's not just about this action or that. We are in a situation where the sovereignty of the American people — a phrase you don't hear them say very much anymore — is being utterly subverted, and we must act across the board to assert and restore our sovereignty, in both a constitutional and a physical and geographic sense.

 

Alan Keyes on Health Care - Hillary's Plan Sucks

@ 10:24 PM (5 months, 2 hours ago)

 

I don't believe in government-controlled health care, and I think that what we need to look at is ways in which we can put the consumer in proper charge of their own health care plan, so we can drive the cost down, instead of up.

Part of the problem with our present system, which I think has contributed to skyrocketing costs, is the fact that we have a third-party-payer system. You go home after you get the service, and you don't even know what it costs. If we bought cars that way, what do you think would happen to our car industry?

We need to adopt plans, such as the one that President Bush is talking about, where people can set up tax-deductible medical savings accounts and combine that with catastrophic insurance that will guarantee them against the major liability and at the same time give them greater freedom, greater control, and a greater reward when they are making good, effective judgments on how to get their health care.

This would put them in a better position to actually monitor the relationship between price and quality — and help them keep prices down by not giving their patronage and services to inefficient health care providers.

We also need to redefine what we are trying to pursue. I think the objective of the system should be health, not just health care, and that means taking what we've learned about the importance of diet, exercise, and fitness and including those in our concept of health care.

We need to start putting together an approach that will aim at keeping people healthy, by using the knowledge we have about what needs to be done. Studies show that a lot of the diseases that are now debilitating people, especially in the area of cardiovascular disease, could be eliminated by changes in diet and exercise.

To help lower health care costs, we also need to allow the importation of cheaper prescription drugs from Canada and Europe, and do other sensible things — based on free-market principles — that will give consumers greater choice of health care options.

Alan Keyes on Free Trade Blows Away Ron Paul on Free Trade

@ 10:22 PM (5 months, 2 hours ago)

 

Fair trade - Alan Keyes

American "free trade" policy in recent years has increasingly involved grants of excessive authority to international organizations of questionable political legitimacy. The GATT/WTO agreement was a big mistake. The World Trade Organization undermines America's sovereign international economic interests.

The American people must repudiate the policy of establishing unelected international bodies that act like the Supreme Court of the United States, striking down our domestic laws. We must repudiate disgraceful, profit-driven alliances with the despots in Beijing. And we must refuse to permit our representatives in Congress to volunteer for constitutional impotence by granting "fast track" authority to the president to strike back room trade deals without the advice and consent of the Senate.

I have always been a staunch defender of free enterprise and an opponent of the domineering bureaucracies, both national and international, which try to suffocate it. But I cannot stand with those so-called conservatives who believe that "free trade" is more important than free government, or the "fiscal conservatives" who seem to believe that money and economic advantage matter more than our right to constitutional, elective self-determination. Trade socialism must be defeated root and branch, even when it is called "free trade."

I think we gave away a portion of our sovereignty that we should never have surrendered when we entered the WTO. It violates the fundamental principle of our way of life: no legislation without representation. I’m not interested in protectionism or withdrawal. But folks ought to be paying a premium price to enter this market, or else giving us something concrete in return that’s of tangible benefit to the American people.

I believe we need to move away from negotiating multinational trade agreements, and ought to focus instead on cutting better deals by bargaining one-on-one with individual countries. I also believe we should impose tariffs on countries that undercut American farmers and manufacturers with cheap products.

Fair Trade - Ron Paul

I’m for free trade. Although I’m not for the type of system that we have today because I don’t believe it’s my concept of free trade. I do not believe that the Congress should ever have the authority to pass this authority to the president. And on things like on fast track and then president devises agreements that serve the interests of the special interests.

So, I positively opposed to this transfer of power just as I am opposed to the Congress transferring power to the president to declare war. So you can be for trade. I follow the admonition of the Founders. They think we’re a lot better off if we trade with countries, rather than fight with them.

We fought with Vietnam through the ’60s. It did go well. We left. Now we trade with them. I think we do better trading. Where our problem gets into are these managed trade agreements under the WTO and under NAFTA and the plan for a North American Union. These are the kind of movements I think are very detrimental to national sovereignty. I don’t think it helps our workers.

And in combination with our monetary policy we are now exporting our jobs due to a flawed trade policy and actually a flawed foreign policy because we have allowed too much power to gravitate to the executive branch, and the Congress won’t live up to their responsibilities. The Congress is supposed to be protecting us, protecting and guarding against our liberties.

At the same time, here we are once again in an undeclared war overseas, that’s going on endlessly trying to enforce U.N. resolutions, which is very disruptive to our economy. It causes huge deficits. That is more disruptive to our trade policies, as well.

Do I not believe we can solve all our trade problems unless we eventually look at monetary policy. Because when we have the privilege of printing the reserve currency of the world, we abuse this, we print the money and no wonder the jobs go overseas because they take our dollars. That is coming to an end because this war and our financial obligations has nearly bankrupt this country. I think we’re in for big trouble.

ALAN KEYES FOR PRESIDENT 2008 - THE ONE TRUE CONSERVATIVE

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There is ONE true conservative running for President.  Hint:  It's NOT pro NAFTA Ron Paul.  Pledge your support for Alan Keyes now.


Sign the
Pledge for America's Revival
"The pledge is a promise, made with God as our witness and on the strength of our given word, to make our best effort to achieve the purposes of America's Revival, in ways that are within our own individual realm and reach."
— Alan Keyes

Introduction

In the Sermon on the Mount, Jesus said, "Let your communication be, Yea, yea; Nay, nay: for whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil" (Matt. 5:37).

Likewise, James wrote, "But above all things, my brethren, swear not, neither by heaven, neither by the earth, neither by any other oath: but let your yea be yea; and your nay, nay; lest ye fall into condemnation" (James 5:12).

These familiar words suggest that when we agree to something — or make a simple promise or pledge — we take upon ourselves an obligation to follow through, as a matter of personal integrity. We need no additional inducement or constraint, therefore, to persuade us to do what we agree. "Our word is our bond."

That was the spirit in which the Founders undertook to establish the principled framework of our republic — stating in the final words of the Declaration of Independence: "And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor."

This brings us to the commitment contained in the "Pledge for America's Revival," under the leadership of Alan Keyes. Those who sign the pledge agree to stand with Alan and commit themselves to advance America's God-centered revival, upon the principles of our nation's founding. They also agree to additional efforts, outlined in this covenant, which should be viewed as a solemn obligation.

Prayerfully consider the words of the pledge. If our country is to survive in liberty, it needs citizens who understand their vocation as participants in the political process — not merely spectators. If you are prepared to commit in good faith and with a heart for God's will, you will be the "mustard seed" Christ spoke of, able to move mountains. Blessed on account of this faith, America's Revival will grow into a mighty grassroots reality, capable of restoring America's allegiance to God, and the connection between our liberties and our respect for His authority as our Creator. Upon this depends the future of our republic.

Keep faith, and God will surely bless the harvest.

The pledge

Whereas, the 2008 presidential election is one of the most important in our nation's history — due to a combination of critical realities that threaten our country's security, sovereignty, moral strength, economic stability, and constitution-based liberty;

Whereas, in the 2004 and 2006 elections, moral conservatives showed that they place utmost priority on pro-life and pro-family issues, and served notice that they will no longer be taken for granted as supporting candidates who are weak on these and other critical values that are at the heart of moral conservatism;

Whereas, moral conservative voters are wondering whether they will have a voice in the upcoming presidential election — for lack of a strong, proven leader with a track record of publicly defending and advocating their most basic values, priorities, and concerns;

Whereas, given today's very real "constitutional crisis" — in which lawless judges continue to legislate and dictate, and Congress and the president continue to abdicate and capitulate — we need a president who thoroughly understands the Constitution and is committed to faithfully applying it (in the context of the God-centered principles in the Declaration of Independence that the Constitution is based upon);

Whereas, in view of profound national security and foreign policy issues that currently face our nation, we need a president who deeply understands these issues, firsthand and who will not merely rely on elite "experts" to guide our national security and foreign policy in these perilous times;

Whereas, as our nation's "ambassador" to the entire world, the President of the United States should be an example of bedrock American values — including devotion to God, respect for the value of human life, commitment to the traditional family, record of personal fidelity in marriage and parenthood, independent-minded courage and common sense, and statesman-like adherence to moral principle;

Whereas, in these troubling and challenging times, we also need a president who meets the following SPECIFIC CRITERIA, if our country is to reverse years of destructive trends and survive in liberty: Our next president must

  1. Understand that our country's most urgent problems are ultimately moralnot material — and that unless we as a nation address our moral challenges first and foremost, no physical or economic might will save us.

  2. Recognize that our country's most critical moral need is to qualify for God's providence and intervention, without which we will be destroyed both from without and from within.

  3. Appreciate that the single most immoral and catastrophic policy in our nation is tax-funded, legalized abortiona policy that utterly disqualifies us from God's protection as a people.

  4. Acknowledge that to merit God's blessings, we must also — as a nation — allow and encourage public forms of religious expression, as protected by our Constitution, and not limit religious expression merely to private or personal devotion on an unconstitutional pretext of "separation of church and state."

  5. Defend God-ordained marriage against encroachment by the gay agenda — taking active measures to stem such encroachment and refusing to capitulate to pressure to do otherwise.

  6. Reject all forms of globalism, including its economic beginnings in the form of NAFTA, CAFTA, and the World Trade Organization — all of which threaten our nation's sovereignty, security, and financial stability and sacrifice the best interests of the American people for the benefit of powerful national and international corporations.

  7. Reject all forms of socialism, or any other scheme or policy that requires Americans to subordinate their individual God-given rights to the collective will of society, except as necessary to ensure that all have equal right and opportunity within a framework of constitutional law.

  8. Reject the whole notion of a federal income tax and the very real "tax slavery" it imposes on all Americans — and replace it with a system such as the "Fair Tax," which does not require the violation of fundamental constitutional rights.

  9. Reject all proposals that amount to amnesty for illegal aliens, and focus American policy instead on securing our borders and enforcing existing immigration laws — a stance that is vital to countering terrorism and preserving the long-term moral, political, and economic strength of our nation.

  10. Reject the idea that governmental education should be required of all of America's children without respect for the preferences of parents — and support measures that recognize parents' God-given rights and authority in the education of their children.

  11. Reject the notion that citizens should be prevented from fully exercising their First Amendment rights in the political arenaor otherwise be stifled by such unconstitutional measures as the McCain-Feingold Campaign Finance Reform law.

  12. Strongly support Second Amendment rightsnot merely to permit the use of firearms for sport or self-defense, but to guarantee our rights as citizens, under the Constitution, to oppose tyranny.

  13. Not only claim to support such "conservative" positions when asked or pressed, but actively and consistently push for such ideals, policies, and outcomes in American public life.

Whereas, in measuring all other 2008 presidential candidates against the above standards, and finding none who sufficiently measures up — and finding none who appears capable of protecting our nation against all threats, moral and material, or of leading our nation to fundamental restoration of our diminished rights as citizens;

And whereas, former Ambassador and Assistant Secretary of State Alan Keyes is the one national conservative leader who best exemplifies what our country needs at this time in its president — due to his proven and extensive qualifications regarding every standard listed above;

THEREFORE, I hereby announce my support for the cause of America's revival, and for ALAN KEYES as the PRESIDENT whose leadership will promote that cause.

To show my commitment, I pledge to do my best to find at least FIVE PEOPLE who will also sign the pledge and work for the God-centered revival of our country — and I also pledge to donate what I can to build this principled, patriotic effort, beginning with a donation of at least FIVE DOLLARS.

Finally, I pledge to give my best effort — in all other helpful ways — for America's revival and for God, who is my witness.

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PRIVACY NOTICE: Your name, location, and comments (if any) will be listed on our Pledge Signers page, but your e-mail address will be hidden from the public.

 

"Alan, . . . every time I asked you to do your best, you did that and better. Every time I asked you to stand for America, you stood tall, and you deserve not only my thanks, but the thanks of every citizen of this great country." —Ronald Reagan


 

2007/12/16

Bill Cosby Publishes Thoughts on American Culture

@ 02:57 PM (5 months, 2 days ago)

 

"They're standing on the corner and they can't speak English.  I can't even talk the way these people talk:
Why you ain't,
Where you is,
What he drive,
Where he stay,
Where he work,
Who you be...

And I blamed the kid until I heard the mother talk.

And then I heard the father talk.

Everybody knows it's important to speak English

except these knuckleheads. You can't be a doctor

with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth.

In fact you will never get any kind of job making a decent living. People marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education, and now we've got these knuckleheads walking around.

The lower economic people are not holding up their end in this deal.


These people are not parenting. They are buying things for kids. $500 sneakers for what ? ?

And they won't spend $200 for Hooked on Phonics.

I am talking about these people who cry when their son is standing there in an orange suit.

Where were you when he was  2 ? ?

Where were you when he was 12 ? ?

Where were you when he was 18 and how come you didn't know that he had a pistol ? ?

And where is the father ? ? Or who is his father ?

People putting their clothes on backward:
Isn't that a sign of something gone wrong?


People with their hats on backward, pants down around the crack , isn't that a sign of something ?

Or are you waiting for Jesus to pull his pants up ?

Isn't it a sign of something when she has her dress all the way up and got all type of needles [piercing] going through her body?


What part of Africa did this come from??

We are not Africans. Those people are not Africans; they don't know a thing about Africa .

< I>With names like Shaniqua, Taliqua and Mohammed and all of that crap, and all of them are in jail.

Brown or black versus the Board of Education is no longer the white person's problem.

We have got to take the neighborhood back.

People used to be ashamed. Today a woman has eight children with eight different 'husbands' -- or men or whatever you call them now.

We have millionaire football players who cannot read.  

We have million-dollar basketball players who can't write two paragraphs We, as black folks have to do a better job. Someone working at Wal-Mart with seven kids, you are hurting us.

We have to start holding each other to a higher standard.

We cannot blame the white people any longer."

                    Dr. William Henry "Bill" Cosby, Jr., Ed.D.

Hillary Now Inhaling Obama Dust in New Hampshire

@ 08:49 AM (5 months, 2 days ago)

 

Bill might not have inhaled but Hillary is sucking wind in New Hampshire and she is being hammered (deservedly so) by Obama

Democratic Sen. Barack Obama has edged ahead of rival Hillary Clinton in New Hampshire less than a month before the state's nominating primary in the 2008 race for the White House, a new poll showed on Friday.

The Concord Monitor newspaper poll showed the U.S. senator from Illinois leading Clinton 32 percent to 31 percent in New Hampshire, which on January 8 holds the first primary in the run-up to the November 2008 presidential election. The survey had a 4 percentage point error margin.

It mirrors other polls this week showing the New York senator's lead vanishing in New Hampshire, suggesting a fiercely competitive race in a state where the former first lady led by a comfortable margin just weeks ago.

On Wednesday, a WMUR-TV/CNN poll showed the race a statistical dead heat with Clinton leading Obama 31 percent to 30 percent. In September, Clinton enjoyed a commanding lead of more than 20 points over Obama.

2007/12/12

CNN: Lou Dobbs Head Explodes

@ 08:32 PM (5 months, 6 days ago)

 

The head of longtime CNN anchorman Lou Dobbs exploded last night, fifteen minutes into the broadcast of his nightly news program, “Lou Dobbs Tonight.”

Mr. Dobbs’ rants about illegal immigration over the past few years have made his head exploding while on television a distinct possibility, but few viewers were prepared for the shocking spectacle they witnessed Tuesday night.

During an interview with CNN’s Anderson Cooper, Mr. Dobbs blamed illegal aliens for most of the ills of American society, including crime, leprosy, and confusing signs written in foreign languages.

“And here’s the latest outrage, Anderson,” Mr. Dobbs said. “If a border fence is built between the U.S. and Mexico, as I’ve suggested, it’ll probably be built by illegal Mexican workers.”

Shortly after his statement about illegal Mexican laborers constructing a border fence, Mr. Dobbs’ head exploded, filling the screen with smoke and visibly startling Mr. Cooper.

After Mr. Dobbs’ head burst into flames, his CNN cohort attempted to go to commercial, but Mr. Dobbs continued talking undaunted for another fifteen minutes.

Immediately after the broadcast, Mr. Dobbs was rushed to the Head Explosion Unit at George Washington University Hospital where the CNN anchor continued talking for an additional five hours before being administered general anesthesia.

“In all my years as a brain surgeon I have never seen someone with such serious head trauma continue speaking,” said chief of surgery Dr. Hiroshi Kyosuke. “It is almost as if Lou Dobbs’ mouth functions completely independently from his brain.”

California in 150

@ 06:30 PM (5 months, 6 days ago)

 

1. California became a state. 
2. The state had no electricity.     
3. The state had no money.       
4. Almost everyone spoke Spanish.          
5. There were gunfights in the streets.                  
  So basically, it was just like California is  today, except the women and real breasts and the men didn't hold hands.
  

2007/12/11

National Seat Belt Law Effective January 1, 2008

@ 08:02 PM (5 months, 7 days ago)

 

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Ron Paul Schedules Major Announcement for Tuesday December 11, 2007

@ 09:10 AM (5 months, 7 days ago)

 

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INSIDERS HINT THAT PAUL WILL UNMASK HIS

ALIEN STATUS .... ILLEGAL OR OUTER SPACE?

 

Ernie Els to Elephant: Is my Golf Ball Up There?

@ 08:18 AM (5 months, 7 days ago)

 

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C'MON UP AND LOOK ... I THINK I AM SITTING ON A BUNCH OF EGGS

 

2007/12/9

Roane County High School , Kingston , Tennessee Principal, Jody McLeod Has it Right

@ 09:12 PM (5 months, 9 days ago)

 

This is a statement that was read over the PA system at the football game at Roane County High School , Kingston , Tennessee , by school Principal, Jody McLeod

"It has always been the custom at Roane County High School football games, to say a prayer and play the National Anthem, to honor God and Country."

Due to a recent ruling by the Supreme Court, I am told that saying a Prayer is a violation of Federal Case Law. As I understand the law at this time, I can use this public facility to approve of sexual perversion and call it "an
alternate lifestyle," and if someone is offended, that's OK.

I can use it to condone sexual promiscuity, by dispensing condoms and calling it, "safe sex." If someone is offended, that's OK.

I can even use this public facility to present the merits of killing an unborn baby as a "viable! means of birth control." If someone is offended, no problem...

I can designate a school day as "Earth Day" and involve students in activities to worship religiously and praise the goddess "Mother Earth" and call it "ecology."

I can use literature, videos and presentations in the classroom that depicts people with strong, traditional Christian convictions as "simple minded" and "ignorant" and call it "enlightenment."

However, if anyone uses this facility to honor GOD and to ask HIM to Bless this event with safety and good sportsmanship, then Federal Case Law is violated.

 This appears to be inconsistent at best, and at worst,diabolical .


Apparently, we are to be tolerant of everything and anyone, except GOD and HIS Commandments.

Nevertheless, as a school principal, I frequently ask staff and students to abide by rules with which they do not necessarily agree. For me to do otherwise would be inconsistent at best, and at worst, hypocritical... I suffer from that affliction enough unintentionally. I certainly do not need to add an intentional transgression.

For this reason, I shall "Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's," and refrain from praying at this time.

" However, if you, as an individual, feel inspired to honor, praise and thank GOD and ask HIM,in the name of JESUS, to Bless this event, please feel free to do so. As far as I know, that's not against the law----yet."

One by one, the people in the stands bowed their heads, held hands with one another and began to pray.

They prayed in the stands. They prayed in the team huddles. They prayed at the concession stand and they prayed in the Announcer's Box!

The only place they didn't pray was in the Supreme Court of the United States of America- the Seat of "Justice" in the "one nation, under GOD."

Somehow, Kingston , Tennessee Remembered what so many have forgotten. We are given the Freedom OF Religion, not the Freedom
FROM Religion. Praise GOD that HIS remnant remains!

JESUS said, "If you are ashamed of ME before men, then I will be ashamed of you before MY FATHER."

2007/12/8

CHRISTMAS POEM 2007

@ 10:01 AM (5 months, 10 days ago)

`Twas the month before Christmas
when all through our land
Not a Christian was praying,
not taking a stand.

Why the PC Police
had taken away
The reason for Christmas -
no one could say.

The children were told
by their schools not to sing
About shepherds and wise men
and angels and things.

It might hurt people's feelings,
the teachers would say,
December 25th is
just a 'holiday'.

Yet the shoppers were ready
with cash, checks and credit
Pushing folks down
to the floor just to get it!

CD's from Madonna,
an X Bo x, an i-pod.
Something was changing,
something quite odd!

Retailers promoted
Ramadan and Kwanza
In hopes to sell books
by Franken and Fonda.

As Targets are hanging
their trees upside down,
At Lowe's the word Christmas
was nowhere to be found.

At K-Mart and Staples
and Penny's and Sears
You won't hear the word Christmas;
it won't touch your ears.

Inclusive, sensitive,
Di-ver-si-ty
Are words that were used
to intimidate me.

Now Daschle, Now Darden,
Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen
On Boxer, On Rather,
On Kerry On Clinton!

At the top of the Senate,
there arose such a clatter
To eliminate Jesus
in all public matter.

And we spoke not a word
as they took away our faith
Forbidden to speak
of salvation and grace.

The true gift of Christmas
was exchanged and discarded
The reason for the season
stopped before it started.

So as you celebrate 'Winter Break'
under your 'Dream Tree'
Sipping your Starbucks,
listen to me.

Choose your words carefully,
choose what you say,
Shout "MERRY CHRISTMAS"
not 'Happy Holiday'.
Author unknown

Let's not take CHRIST out of Christmas this year or any other year.

2007/12/7

Darwin Disappears Reappears Disappears Reappears

@ 10:06 AM (5 months, 11 days ago)

 

This sequence of events seem to run counter to Darwin's evolution theory.  Thoughout all this Darwin's appearance has remained the same.

The wife of a man who was presumed to have drowned five years ago in a canoeing accident has told British newspapers that a photo of them taken together in Panama last year was genuine.

Charles Darwin was arrested this week on suspicion of fraud after walking into a London police station and telling officers he believed they might be looking for him.

Darwin, 57, vanished in March 2002 from his home in northeast England. Since reappearing, tanned and in good health, the former prison officer's family has said he has no memory of events since 2000.

 

2007/12/5

Ernie Els Moving Up in Presidential Polls

@ 09:56 PM (5 months, 13 days ago)

 

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"THIS FIELD OF CANDIDATES SUCKS.  I WILL

DO WHAT I HAVE TO DO.  TIGER SAID I HAD TO.

 

2007/12/4

Older white women join Kenya's sex tourists?

@ 08:39 PM (5 months, 14 days ago)
 
 
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By Jeremy Clarke

MOMBASA, Kenya (Reuters) - Bethan, 56, lives in southern England on the same street as best friend Allie, 64.

They are on their first holiday to Kenya, a country they say is "just full of big young boys who like us older girls."

Hard figures are difficult to come by, but local people on the coast estimate that as many as one in five single women visiting from rich countries are in search of sex.

Allie and Bethan -- who both declined to give their full names -- said they planned to spend a whole month touring Kenya's palm-fringed beaches. They would do well to avoid the country's tourism officials.

"It's not evil," said Jake Grieves-Cook, chairman of the Kenya Tourist Board, when asked about the practice of older rich women traveling for sex with young Kenyan men.

"But it's certainly something we frown upon."

Also, the health risks are stark in a country with an AIDS prevalence of 6.9 percent. Although condom use can only be guessed at, Julia Davidson, an academic at Nottingham University who writes on sex tourism, said that in the course of her research she had met women who shunned condoms -- finding them too "