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2008/7/24

Business Phone Answering Etiquette

@ 08:58 AM (2 months, 14 days ago)

 


 


Subject:
Fw: HOW TO ANSWER BUSINESS PHONES
From:
"Anne Diehl" <adrg1@ptd.net>
Date:
Mon, 21 Jul 2008 12:44:38 -0400
To:
"Lisa Somers" <lsoms@ptd.net>, "Barbara Polinski" <h3bippie@comcast.net>, "Pat O'Rourke" <sully28@q.com>, "Martha Klingbeil" <Martnart79@aol.com>, "Kurt Eisele" <ike84div@aol.com>, "Joan Early" <JoanE1@aol.com>, "Donna Doklan" <dokie198@ptd.net>, "Helen Boyd" Htroy301@aol.com

 
 
 
 
 
 
This is how ALL business phones SHOULD be answered!
 
GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
 
Press '1' for English
Press '2' to disconnect until you learn to speak English

Comment(s) »

  1. Press 3 to have ICE come to your house and e-verify, your residency, press 5 to take you back to choice number two....lol....riff

    Comment by riffran— 2008/07/25 @ 03:06 AM — (Reply)

  2. PRETTY SOON WE'LL BE CALLED UNITED STATES OF MEHECO

    Comment by mos— 2008/07/25 @ 08:00 AM — (Reply)

  3. that oughta cause the corona prices to drop

    Comment by Mos— 2008/07/25 @ 08:03 AM — (Reply)

  4. so will tequila

    Comment by mos— 2008/07/25 @ 08:10 AM — (Reply)

  5. maybe those colorful mexican beach blankets

    Comment by Mos— 2008/07/25 @ 08:23 AM — (Reply)

  6. cheaper dos equis, corona.....hmmmmmm......how bout patron and limes....lol...riff

    Comment by riffran— 2008/07/25 @ 08:51 PM — (Reply)

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