Ernie Els Knows Golf and More

A Catholic Priest, an Indian Doctor, a rich Chinese businessman and an
Italian from  New York   were waiting one morning for a particularly slow
group of golfers in front of them.


The Italian from  New York fumed, 'What's with those jerks?  We're waiting
fifteen minutes between shots!'

The Indian Doctor chimed in, 'I don't know, but I've never seen such poor
golf!'

The Chinese businessman called out 'Move it, time is money'!!!

The Catholic Priest said, 'Here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word
with him.'

'Excuse me, Sir!   Said the Catholic Priest, 'What's wrong with that group
ahead of us?  They're rather slow, aren't they?'

The greens keeper replied, 'Oh, yes.  That's a group of blind fire
fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year,
so we always let them play for free anytime.'


The group fell silent for a moment.


The Catholic Priest said, 'That's so sad. I think I will say a special
prayer for them tonight.'

The Indian Doctor said, 'Good idea.  I'm going to contact my
Ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything that he might be able
to do for them.'

The Chinese businessman replied, 'I think I'll donate $50,000 to the fire
fighters Union in honor of these brave souls'!!


The Italian from  New York said, 'Why can't they fucking play at night?'