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2008/10/26

Divorced Barbie

@ 11:24 AM (13 months, 3 days ago)

 

 One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly
 remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop
 and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the
 display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?
 
 We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach
 Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,
 Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie
 for $265.95'.
 
 The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95
 and the others only $19.95?'
 
 The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir...,
 Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's
 Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with
 Ken's balls.
 

Comment(s) »

  1. makes sense to me....if those two came with it i would pay at least a buck fifty more.....lol

    Comment by riffran— 2008/10/30 @ 06:05 PM — (Reply)

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