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The Allergists voted to scratch it, and the Dermatologists
advised not to make any rash moves.
 
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about
it, the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot
of nerve, but the Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a
misconception.
 
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
 
The Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body!' while the
Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'
 
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the
Radiologists could see right through it, and the Surgeons decided

to wash their hands of the whole thing.
 
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow,
and the Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face
on the matter.
 
'The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the
Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
 
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas,
and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
 
The Chiropractors wanted to adjust it, but, in the end,
the Proctologists left the decision up to the ***holes in
Washington.