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2008/12/6

Neil Armstrong on the Moon

@ 07:55 AM (11 months, 22 days ago)

 


ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11  LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON.

HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON, "THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR
MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND,"
WERE TELEVISED TO EARTH AND HEARD BY MILLIONS.
BUT JUST BEFORE HE REENTERED THE LANDER, HE MADE THE ENIGMATIC REMARK
"GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY."

MANY PEOPLE AT NASA THOUGH IT WAS A CASUAL REMARK
CONCERNING SOME RIVAL  SOVIE COSMONAUT.
HOWEVER, UPON CHECKING, THERE WAS NO GORSKY IN EITHER THE
RUSSIAN OR AMERICAN SPACE PROGRAMS.

OVER THE YEARS MANY PEOPLE QUESTIONED ARMSTRONG AS TO WHAT THE "GOOD LUCK,
MR. GORSKY"STATEMENT MEANT, BUT ARMSTRONG ALWAYS JUST SMILED.

ON JULY 5, 1995, IN TAMPA BAY, FLORIDA, WHILE ANSWERING QUESTIONS
FOLLOWING A SPEECH, A REPORTER BROUGHT UP THE 26-YEAR-OLD QUESTION TO
ARMSTRONG.
THIS  TIME HE FINALLY RESPONDED.

MR. GORSKY HAD DIED, SO NEIL ARMSTRONG FELT HE COULD ANSWER THE QUESTION.

IN 1938 WHEN HE WAS A KID IN A SMALL MIDWEST TOWN, HE WAS PLAYING BASEBALL
WITH A FRIEND IN THE BACK YARD. HIS FRIEND HIT THE BALL, WHICH LANDED IN
HIS  NEIGHBOR'S YARD BY THE BEDROOM WINDOWS.

HIS NEIGHBORS WERE MR. AND MRS. GORSKY. AS HE
LEANED DOWN TO PICK UP THE BALL, YOUNG ARMSTRONG HEARD MRS. GORSKY
SHOUTING AT MR. GORSKY.

"SEX! YOU WANT SEX?! YOU'LL GET SEX WHEN THE KID  NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOON!"

 

Comment(s) »

  1. she had to own up.i hope it hurt

    Comment by mos— 2008/12/06 @ 11:17 AM — (Reply)

  2. It probably Did Hurt ! Ever hear of Vaginal collapse ? It is Common amoung Ugly Fat chicks after putting David Bowies Spine out of Place ! hahaaa Use it Or Lose it !

    Comment by jim— 2008/12/09 @ 09:01 PM — (Reply)



  3. In that case they need to be propertly lubed (paying attention sbb?):


    d




    Comment by Ed— 2008/12/09 @ 10:01 PM — (Reply)

  4. Probably Died First ! Men are from Mars and women are from Venus ! Women want money and men want sex ! Next question ? How Much ?

    Comment by jim— 2008/12/06 @ 06:46 PM — (Reply)

  5. Thats funny...I recall a story of similar sentiment...if I can find it I'll put it up.....but it's more of a nerd type of humor....riff

    Comment by riffran— 2008/12/06 @ 07:48 PM — (Reply)

  6. That's exactly what's neeeded here Riff, more NERD humor.

    Comment by Ed— 2008/12/06 @ 08:01 PM — (Reply)

  7. :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:...riff

    Comment by riffran— 2008/12/09 @ 06:39 PM — (Reply)

  8. We can always count on Dugg for THAT.

    Comment by Ed— 2008/12/09 @ 08:48 PM — (Reply)

  9. Lots of sex for a Few bucks !

    Comment by jim— 2008/12/11 @ 09:39 PM — (Reply)

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