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Strippers Pole Dancers and Golf

2008/12/26

World's Shortest Fairy Tale

@ 07:47 PM (11 months, 2 days ago)

 


Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

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  1. ...and pole dancers PAID him to go out with them.

    Comment by Ed— 2008/12/26 @ 08:14 PM — (Reply)

  2. That Story is much More Pleasant than The Sweeny todd story of revenge !

    Comment by jim— 2008/12/26 @ 09:12 PM — (Reply)

  3. Leaving the toilet seat up........ahhh if only to dream.....lol...riff:lol:

    Comment by riffran— 2008/12/26 @ 10:37 PM — (Reply)

  4. Hmmm....toilet seat up. Certain "person" falls in. Adios !!!

    Comment by Ed— 2008/12/26 @ 11:08 PM — (Reply)

  5. I can see the plumber now...."Hey lady heres yer problem, somebody flushed a perfectly good skank down the crapper....you know ya got to break up the chunks first"....lol...riff:mrgreen:

    Comment by riffran— 2008/12/27 @ 12:14 AM — (Reply)

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