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2009/1/20

Pickle Factory

@ 08:38 PM (10 months, 7 days ago)

 


He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.  He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.  

His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed.  He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. 

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.  'What's wrong, Bill?' she asked.  'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?' 

'Oh, Bill, you didn't' she exclaimed...  'Yes, I did.' he replied.  'My God, Bill, what happened?' 

'I got fired.'   'No, Bill.  I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?'  'Oh..she got fired too.'

 

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