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2009/1/22

Picking Up Women in a Hotel Lobby

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@ 08:21 PM (10 months, 5 days ago)

 



A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.  They are both quite startled.

The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.' 

She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221.'

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  1. "YOU" CAN FIND ME IN ROOM 221 ........

    Comment by aza spade— 2009/01/22 @ 10:09 PM — (Reply)

  2. "WHATZ" THAT DEAR ????? OH "NOBODY" .....I'LL BE RIGHT BACK .....

    Comment by aza spade— 2009/01/22 @ 10:11 PM — (Reply)

  3. "GOTTA" GETZ SUM ICE ....

    Comment by aza spade— 2009/01/22 @ 10:12 PM — (Reply)

  4. You have an injury to be iced down Aza?

    Comment by Ed— 2009/01/22 @ 10:17 PM — (Reply)

  5. That would depend on how good looking the lady was ...bwaaaaahahaha...riff

    Comment by riffran— 2009/01/23 @ 01:33 AM — (Reply)

  6. Gotta "EASE" DA SWELLIN !!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    Comment by aza spade— 2009/01/23 @ 10:05 AM — (Reply)

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