After closing the local Pub a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of friends. He led the way to his bedroom where standing against the wall was a big brass gong and a mallet.
'What's that big brass gong for?' one of the guests asked.
'It's not a gong. It's a talking clock,' the drunk replied.
'A talking clock? Seriously?' asked his astonished friend.
'Yup,' replied the drunk.
'How's it work?' the friend asked, squinting at it.
'Watch,' the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment...
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed: 'You asshole! It's three-fifteen in the morning!'
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