Ernie Els Knows Golf and More

A Mexican, a Black, & a Redneck were walking together on a beach when The Black stumbled over a bottle in the sand. He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off it, and a Genie appeared.    "I can only grant 3 wishes," the Genie said. "Since there are 3 of you, you may have one wish apiece." Pointing at the Black, he said, "Since you found the bottle, you may have the first wish."    The Black studied for a moment then said, "I wish for a fleet of ships so I can gather all my people and take them back to our homeland,  Africa."    Poof! It was done! Hundreds of ships appeared on the skyline.    The Mexican said, "I weesh for enough Cheby peekups to take all my people back to our homeland, May-he-co".     Poof! It was done! Row after row of Chevy Pickups appeared on the beach.     Turning to the Redneck, the Genie asked, "And what is your wish?"

   The Redneck watched as the loaded pickups began moving toward the Border, then looked out to sea & watched the loaded ships sailing off into the sunset and said:    "Just give me a Miller Light and a lounge chair. It don't get any better than this!"