Ernie Els Knows Golf and More

After several Beers , men will often succumb to the desires to sleep.  Many females use a date-rape-drug on the market called ' Beer'.  The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large kegs.  Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them.  A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex.  Men are rendered helpless against this approach.

After drinking Beer , men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that 'something bad' occurred.  At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as 'a relationship'. In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as'marriage'. 
Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

If you fall victim to this ' Beer' scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter

 with similarly victimized men. 
For the support group nearest you, just look up 'Golf Courses' in the phone book.  For a video to see how Beer works click here: 


Beer Demo

Three years after the Three 6 Mafia won an Oscar for their song "It's Hard Out Here For a Pimp," a new study reveals that it indeed is still hard, if not harder, out here for a pimp.  The study, commissioned by the University of Minnesota's Pimp Research Institute, is the result of interviews with the pimps themselves, who paint a bleak picture of the state of pimping in 2009 America.

"After looking at the pimps' concerns and complaints, we can only come to one reasonable conclusion," writes the University of Minnesota's Davis Logsdon, who supervised the study.  "And that is, it's still hard out here for a pimp."  According to the polling data, pimps cite "bitches jumpin' ship" as the number one problem facing pimps today, with "bitches talkin' shit" a close second.

There are also some indications that pimps have not been immune to problems in the broader economy, with large numbers of pimps complaining about increases in housing and fuel costs.  When asked, "What expenses make it hard out here for a pimp?", 33% of the pimps surveyed named "Tryin' to get money for the rent" while 31% cited "Cadillacs and gas money spent."

As for the future prospects of pimps, the University of Minnesota's Logsdon warns that it may be even harder out here for a pimp in the years to come.  "Based on the data, there is every reason to believe that the key factors making it hard out here for a pimp - in particular, bitches jumpin' ship and bitches talkin' shit - will continue to plague the pimping sector going forward," he said.

Wanna play again pirates?

With her elbows?

CEO -- Chief Embezzlement Officer.
CFO -- Corporate Fraud Officer.
BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.
P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
BROKER -- What my broker has made me.
STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.
STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.
MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.
CASH FLOW -- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.
WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nut-house.
PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use.

AUGUSTA, Georgia (AP) - The fans were checking out the hats, T-shirts, towels and golf flags covering the folding tables, but what they'd really come to see was still inside the oversized RV parked across the street from Augusta National.

"Where's John today?" one asked. "Recovering?"

Considering John is John Daly, the question wasn't unreasonable. Daly was one of the most entertaining golfers in the world, winning two major titles with his booming drives and go-for-broke style. He also was a hard-drinking, hard-living, train-wreck-waiting-to-happen kind of guy, and you never knew which one you were going to get.

"I always talk about the things in my life that have happened because it might help somebody," Daly said on Thursday. "We all make mistakes, hell, everybody knows that. But most people are too embarrassed or too scared to admit them. I'm not, it's part of life."

Only a few weeks from the end of his six-month suspension from the U.S. PGA Tour and slimmer than he's been in years after surgery to shrink his stomach, Daly is kicking off what could be called his comeback tour at the Masters. The money he makes from selling his merchandise — cash only, please — will help him stave off bankruptcy. The 42 pounds (19 kilograms) he's lost in the last eight weeks will help his prodigious game get back under control.

How did Daly nail this chick???

But it's the reaction from the fans that seems to matter most. It's been more than five years since he won a tournament, two since he was a factor with any consistency. He's fallen so far his No. 783 world ranking trails some guy from that golfing hotbed of Norway.

Yet fans are as gaga over Daly as they were back when he was golf's favorite sideshow, buying his hats, clothes and books, and lining up just for the chance to get a picture taken with him. Aside from Tiger and a few others, the guys playing across the street don't get that kind of love.

"I can't believe how much he's been embraced this week," said Anna Cladakis, Daly's girlfriend. "That, for me and for John, was important. It was the icing on the cake. After you've been practicing and losing weight and for everybody to come back and embrace him ... that really has helped John."

"The wheels came off for everyone but ME"

for the "Big Easy"

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...... in effort to trap Els into sex on the green

I'm currently reviewing her ball handling technique