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Surgeon Convention
Five surgeons from big city hospitals were discussing who makes the best patients.
The first surgeon from New York said, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second surgeon from Chicago responded, "Yeah, but you should
try electricians. Everything inside them is color-coded."
The third surgeon from Dallas said, "No, I really think librarians are the best, because everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon from Los Angeles chimed in, "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon from Washington, DC shut them all up when he said, "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. They have no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and their head and ass are interchangeable."
The first surgeon from New York said, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second surgeon from Chicago responded, "Yeah, but you should
try electricians. Everything inside them is color-coded."
The third surgeon from Dallas said, "No, I really think librarians are the best, because everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon from Los Angeles chimed in, "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon from Washington, DC shut them all up when he said, "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. They have no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and their head and ass are interchangeable."
