Ernie Els Knows Golf and More

Strippers Pole Dancers and Golf

2009/11/16

Jenna Jameson Virginal

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@ 06:27 PM (4 days, 5 hours ago)

 

"At the height of my career, we released two [movies] a year. I seriously have had less mileage than most women."

 

2009/11/5

Fridays I Play Golf

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@ 06:52 PM (15 days, 5 hours ago)

 


Eileen and her husband Bob went for counseling after 25 years of marriage.   When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married.   She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had  endured over the course of their marriage.


Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the  therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking Eileen to stand,  embraced her, unbuttoned her blouse and bra, put his hands on her breasts  and massaged them thoroughly, while kissing her passionately as her husband  Bob watched with a raised eyebrow!  Eileen shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat down while basking  in the glow of being highly aroused..
 
The therapist turned to Bob and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least  three times a week. Can you do this?'   Bob thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here on  Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf.


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