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2009/11/30

Tiger Bitch Slapped by Wife Elin Nordegren

@ 07:46 PM (3 months, 21 days ago)

 

Tiger Woods' “serious” car accident followed a fight with his wife over his alleged mistress Rachel Uchitel. Elin allegedly confronted Tiger, scratched up his face (“facial lacerations”), and then followed him with a golf club when he tried to flee. A distracted Tiger (possibly on painkillers?) then hit a fire hydrant.  If it is proven that Tiger got beat up by his wife he is a puss for all time. He knows it, so there will be no charges pressed.  If Tiger had beat Elin up, we'd be seeing a caged Tiger.

But seriously when you review the evidence can you blame him for doing Rachel?


 

2009/11/26

Els' Thanksgiving Quiz

@ 12:59 PM (3 months, 25 days ago)

 

Who are bloghi.com's biggest liars, frauds, skanks, wingnuts, libs and spammers?

 

2009/11/16

Jenna Jameson Virginal

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@ 06:27 PM (4 months, 5 days ago)

 

"At the height of my career, we released two [movies] a year. I seriously have had less mileage than most women."

 

2009/11/5

Fridays I Play Golf

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@ 06:52 PM (4 months, 16 days ago)

 


Eileen and her husband Bob went for counseling after 25 years of marriage.   When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married.   She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had  endured over the course of their marriage.


Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the  therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking Eileen to stand,  embraced her, unbuttoned her blouse and bra, put his hands on her breasts  and massaged them thoroughly, while kissing her passionately as her husband  Bob watched with a raised eyebrow!  Eileen shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat down while basking  in the glow of being highly aroused..
 
The therapist turned to Bob and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least  three times a week. Can you do this?'   Bob thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here on  Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf.