Barack Obama Stalked by Hillary Clinton
Seeking to see if her gay lifestyle was really for best for her, Clinton put in a call to Obama yesterday. She should have called a fat male hooker instead.
"Hello Barack, I am feeling horny and Bill's heart medication has made him impotent. The doctors say he can't take Viagra or Cialis and I want to take a shot at a man. I'm getting tired of women. You can't say no, I'm Hillary don't forget. So get your butt over here asap. Bring Viagra in case you can't keep up with me."
