Ernie Els Scoffs at democrat liberal Losers Idiocy

PARIS (Reuters) - President Nicolas Sarkozy and his wife Cecilia have divorced after 11 years of marriage, dealing a severe personal blow to the French leader just six months after he was elected to power.

Ending months of spiraling speculation about a deep marital rift, Sarkozy's spokesman issued a terse statement saying the pair were separating by mutual consent and would not discuss the issue any further. He later confirmed they were divorced.

"THIS LITTLE PRICK IS JUST TOO DAMN SHORT - SHOW ME YOUR DRIVER ERNIE"

Seeking to see if her gay lifestyle was really for best for her, Clinton put in a call to Obama yesterday.  She should have called a fat male hooker instead.

"Hello Barack, I am feeling horny and Bill's heart medication has made him impotent.  The doctors say he can't take Viagra or Cialis and I want to take a shot at a man.  I'm getting tired of women.  You can't say no, I'm Hillary don't forget.  So get your butt over here asap.  Bring Viagra in case you can't keep up with me."

The losers pussied out on there withdraw the troops timetable and left themselves as usual looking like dopes.  Why is it impossible for democrats to man up?

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