Burkah Crocodile Smuggling
I've heard of some weird things being smuggled before, but this one takes the cake: According to an Associated Press article from last month, guards at the Israeli/Egyptian border at Gaza got the fright of a lifetime when they detained a woman whose thick clothing bulged suspiciously around the middle...
And why shouldn't it? After all, she had 3 live 20-inch CROCODILES stuffed up her burkah (or whatever) and strapped around her midsection. The discovery caused mass hysteria at the border crossing. Whether the woman or the crocs were detained as terrorists was not mentioned.
